We can place Matt Gaetz in a hotel room snorting cocaine with an escort, according to two sources.
A source also says Joel Greenberg will testify that she’s one of 15+ women that Gaetz paid for sex.https://t.co/Gaffy2jibz
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) May 14, 2021
Curious as to why this is coming out tonight…
Open thread for a hell of a drug.
JPL
But he didn’t vote for impeachment, and promotes the big lie, so his seat is safe.
Chacal Charles Calthrop
So the 80’s aren’t dead?
Baud
This version of Clue is really modern.
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
Law and Order
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
nothing says Party of Family Values and Compassionate Conservatism like trafficking minors for sex
Spanky
Would anyone be surprised if it came out that he was snorting coke off her crack?
Spanky
Friday night news dump is alive and well.
Mike G
With this news, Gaetz just locked up the Republican Presidential nomination for 2024! /s
Haydnseek
@Chacal Charles Calthrop: The 80’s aren’t dead, they’re just pining for the discos…….
VeniceRiley
Won’t someone think of poor Nestor?
Kent
@JPL: His seat is the “Redneck Riviera” and about +45 GOP. So even if he goes down, it is just “Next MAGAt up”
Probably someone even worse.
dmsilev
We’re getting close to “Al Capone busted for tax evasion” here.
trollhattan
@Mike G:
Definitely there among my first two or three thoughts. How many “Attaboys” is Gaetz harvesting from congressional Republicans right now?
HumboldtBlue
David if you wanna grab it, I posted a link to a thread about Greenberg’s plea deal down below.
Roger Moore
This just in: Floridians elected Florida Man to represent them in House.
Spanky
I still see Mattie and I’m reminded of Nicholson as McMurphy.
Roger Moore
In another move that should surprise nobody, it sounds as if Marjorie Taylor Greene has illegally claimed homestead exemption on two homes at the same time. These Republicans just can’t keep from criming. No wonder they love Trump so much.
Wag
@David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: and plying said minors with drugs!
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@JPL:
If he’s indicated and convicted he’ll probably be forced out. I’m just hoping this will maybe take down DeSatan
Roger Moore
@Spanky:
The article says it was on the bathroom counter. Yes, they included that detail.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Roger Moore:
To those people, white rich Christians are above the law, so long as they hate the same people that is
Jesus Christ. Quality hires in her office. Breaking the law is now a “pathetic smear”
Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)
Could there be a more predictable end to this guy’s story?
gwangung
@Roger Moore: Yup. And it won’t hurt her support with the the MAGAts.
Wag
@Roger Moore: Those bumps that you felt were Greene’s husband as the bus rolled over him.
The Thin Black Duke
The GOP doesn’t care how much of their dirty laundry gets aired because they know their voters don’t care.
bbleh
He’d better find Jesus and accept redemption through forgiveness* pretty soon.
(* or something like that)
trollhattan
@Roger Moore:
Reflecting on her shouting into the mail slot, “I’m an AMERICAN paying my AMERICAN TAXES that PAY YOU” I’m now thinking, “maybe not.”
Spanky
@Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):
Auto asphyxiation
ETA: Wetsuits and dildos optional.
Baud
@Roger Moore:
Looks like she’ll need to stalk AOC some more.
trollhattan
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Has Trump homesteaded Mar a Whachacallit?
trollhattan
@Spanky:
One wetsuit, or two?
Curse your flying edit fingers!
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Only the best people
matt the somewhat reasonable
It’s weird, because he looks like a guy who would be snorting coke with hookers in a hotel room.
Steeplejack (phone)
@dmsilev:
Speaking of campaign expenses, check out Elise Stefanik.
Roger Moore
@trollhattan:
Is anyone surprised? The more they yammer about something like that, the more likely it is they’re lying. When they make a big deal about being tax paying American citizens, it means they’re tax cheats, foreigners, or both. When they can’t stop talking about how patriotic they are, it means they’re taking Russian money. They can’t stop telling on themselves.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@trollhattan:
Have not seen that video but she sounds completely deranged based on what I’ve heard of it. I can’t believe McCarthy is OK with this. If what Maxine Waters said before the Chauvin trial was too much for them, then Greene’s stalkerish behavior towards AOC should be condemned as well. He needs to be confronted about this. What’s he waiting for? Greene shooting somebody?
Roger Moore
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Enough somebodies to make him Speaker.
Jeffro
Hey even that new guy running for governor in VA – the self-financed, Cruz-loving, megamillionaire – is already making it a point to say that President Biden “legitimately” won the election.
Things change fast sometimes…Gaetz and the worst of the seditionists might find themselves on a short plank, being sawn off, rather quickly…
Jeffro
I’d say ‘unpossible’ but with today’s GQP, yes, this is kind of a given…
Jinchi
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Trump sent a mob to murder members of Congress and Mike Pence and wouldn’t have lost sleep if McCarthy was among the casualties. After a couple of days of outrage, McCarthy flew down to Mar-a-lago to kiss his ring.
He’s perfectly fine with a Rep who only targets her sights on Democratic women.
zhena gogolia
@Mike G:
You don’t need that “/s,” I’m afraid.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Jinchi:
Granted, but she’s mentally unstable imo. She might decide to shoot McCarthy for being a “Deep State RINO” just as easily
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Roger Moore:
God that’s pretty ghoulish, but I wouldn’t put it past him sadly
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
Of course this is all the fault of video games and Hollywood
craigie
There’s a lot to admire in that story, but this is my favorite line:
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
This was sadly foreseeable once prayer in school was eliminated, coupled with the border crisis
Baud
@craigie:
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
trollhattan
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Here’s the shouty lady and the mail slot. Having the time of her life, clearly.
Mike in NC
What happens in Pensacola stays in Pensacola. Or does it?
MagdaInBlack
@trollhattan: If you want a good long taste of her crazy, and if you can stomach it, find a youtube of her “presentation” at The Villages
Eta: There’s also Matt Gaetz announcing he is proud to be ” A Florida Man!!”
trnc
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
I’ve seen no evidence that McCarthy has any professional integrity whatsoever. Also, double standards and projection are now the republican brand.