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I Love This

by Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix|  January 13, 20218:46 pm| 136 Comments

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Statement from Nancy Pelosi:

“On behalf of the House, I express my deepest gratitude to the U.S. Capitol Police for the valor that they showed during the deadly insurrection on the Capitol, as they protected the lives of the staff and the Congress.

“Sadly, just days later, many House Republicans have disrespected our heroes by verbally abusing them and refusing to adhere to basic precautions keeping members of our Congressional community, including the Capitol Police, safe. The House will soon move forward with a rule change imposing fines on those who refuse to abide by these protections. The fine for the first offense will be $5,000 and $10,000 for the second offense. The fines will be deducted directly from Members’ salaries by the Chief Administrative Officer.

“It is tragic that this step is necessary, but the Chamber of the People’s House must and will be safe.”

Unfortunately, Lauren Boebert, the Colorado QAnon Rep who brags about carrying her Glock everywhere, was reinstated after a brief Twitter ban, but hopefully she’ll be paying some hefty fines soon.

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    1. 1.

      Gin & Tonic

      January 13, 2021 at 8:49 pm

      Good.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 8:49 pm

      BOEBERT

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Yutsano

      January 13, 2021 at 8:49 pm

      Hey, if Boebert wants to keep donating her pay that’s her right as a Congresscritter. I’m not gonna kinkshame.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Yutsano

      January 13, 2021 at 8:50 pm

      @Immanentize: Isn’t that zhena Gogola’s gig there Perfesser?

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Wapiti

      January 13, 2021 at 8:50 pm

      Now Pelosi’s staff needs to have that sent out to all of the Congress Members’ spouses.

      “Honey, don’t even think about playing games and getting $5000 taken out of your paycheck. I will cut you.”

      Reply
    6. 6.

      sanjeevs

      January 13, 2021 at 8:50 pm

      They will use it as a fundraising tool unfortunately

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 8:51 pm

      @Yutsano: It is, but everyone needs a coffee break backup

      ETA. GOGOLIA!

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Baud

      January 13, 2021 at 8:52 pm

      According to Reddit, Nancy Smash wore the same dress for both impeachments.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      Punchy

      January 13, 2021 at 8:53 pm

      $5k per infraction is not chump change. That Colorado hootch us gunna be well-known at the Money Loan Emporium by March.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 8:54 pm

      @Baud: Wouldn’t you?

      Reply
    11. 11.

      Baud

      January 13, 2021 at 8:54 pm

      @Immanentize:

      I’d go with a pantsuit.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix

      January 13, 2021 at 8:55 pm

      @Immanentize: Fixed, thanks.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 8:55 pm

      @Baud: white, I hope!

      Reply
    14. 14.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 8:55 pm

      @Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix: 😘

      Reply
    15. 15.

      wvng

      January 13, 2021 at 8:56 pm

      Are they also prevented from entering? because they need to be kept out. They are a danger.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      RSA

      January 13, 2021 at 8:56 pm

      A similar fine should be instituted for members of Congress deviating from the procedures at the metal detectors.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      FlyingToaster

      January 13, 2021 at 8:57 pm

      It’s called “Keep your bullshit going:  you’ll be paying us to work here”.

      Today Watertown Square was occupied by the Trumpista creep with the “BIDEN STEAL ELECTION” “RESPECT THE BLUE PAY MORE POLICE” signs.

      Mind you, there are actually two Trumpista creeps hereabouts, but I think this is the one who lives in my neighborhood, rather than the asshole across the river.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      Ken

      January 13, 2021 at 8:58 pm

      For both this and the mask fines, Pelosi has given the fine for the first and second offenses, but not for additional. I don’t suppose she’s hiding something cute from the, ah, less-alert members, like the fine doubles each time?

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Comrade Colette

      January 13, 2021 at 9:00 pm

      Fuck Boobert.

      One of my work teammates is in the hospital with COVID. She’s 30, Hispanic, just came back to work from a long stay with her large family in LA – several of whom also have it now. She and her immediate family have been very careful but couldn’t control the actions of some of the extended family, plus LA is full of infectious fools and, welp, here we are. I’m very worried about her.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      prostratedragon

      January 13, 2021 at 9:00 pm

      @RSA:  I’d think that was included in the general “screening procedures.” Glad it’s not a trivial fine amount for many members.

      Reply
    21. 21.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:01 pm

      @FlyingToaster:
      Mm. Watertown is confusing. Does he want to pay police more? Or hire more police?

      Reply
    22. 22.

      dmsilev

      January 13, 2021 at 9:01 pm

      @Ken: That’s one way to help fix the deficit.

      Reply
    23. 23.

      Ken

      January 13, 2021 at 9:02 pm

      @Immanentize: Mm. Watertown is confusing. Does he want to pay police more? Or hire more police?

      Gotta replace the ones being beaten to death by Trumpists.

      Reply
    24. 24.

      RSA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      @prostratedragon: I’d think that was included in the general “screening procedures.”

      That would be good! I guess I don’t understand why members feel free to break the rules; maybe it’s an enforcement issue.

      Reply
    25. 25.

      trollhattan

      January 13, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      Isn’t the point to turn them away if they won’t go through the detector? Letting them in and then fining them seems just paying for the right to be a threat to others.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      dr. luba

      January 13, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      @Ken: With the mask fine, it was the lower amount the first time, then the higher amount each subsequent violation, or that was my understanding.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:04 pm

      @Ken: watertown is a rough place, to be sure..   but they have some great greek delis!!

      Reply
    28. 28.

      JaySinWA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:06 pm

      Given that the members are literally untouchable by police (for legitimate reasons) on there way to congress, the fine structure Pelosi implemented like the mask fine may be the best way to get some conformance with the scan requirement.

      Former capitol police officer:

      https://twitter.com/SkinnerPm/status/13493934976280166

      ETA I am not sure how to allow the capitol police the authority to enforce rules by restraining a member.

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    29. 29.

      David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch

      January 13, 2021 at 9:06 pm

      Dump now accounts for 50% of the impeachments in US history.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      artem1s

      January 13, 2021 at 9:08 pm

      Now that the vote in the Senate is imminent, I wonder if Dense is reconsidering invoking 25.  If he has to go to the Senate floor with a tie breaking vote, he’s gonna really regret not taking the out the first time he was offered it

       

      edited for clarity: obviously wouldn’t apply if Mitch delays the vote until after Jan 20.  Is that still up in the air?

      Reply
    31. 31.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      @JaySinWA: I am not usually in the crazy alarmist camp, but

      Are we ever going to learn why that Capital Police guy killed himself?

      Thinking of Rep. Pressley.

      Reply
    32. 32.

      Kayla Rudbek

      January 13, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      @Ken: I was just going to suggest that on the last thread…😁

      Reply
    33. 33.

      WaterGirl

      January 13, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      @RSA: That’s what this is about.  It’s different than the fine related to not wearing masks.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Baud

      January 13, 2021 at 9:10 pm

      Biden calls on Senate to pursue impeachment along with the nation’s ‘other urgent business’

      Reply
    35. 35.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:10 pm

      @Immanentize

      Is that by design or just a twist of feta?

      :)

      Reply
    36. 36.

      WaterGirl

      January 13, 2021 at 9:11 pm

      @RSA: Because they are arrogant, entitled pricks.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch

      January 13, 2021 at 9:11 pm

      “How can you say you love us? You don’t love us! You don’t even love yourself. You just love your money,” twelve-year-old Donald junior told his father, according to friends of Ivana’s. “What kind of son have I created?” Trump’s mother, Mary, is said to have asked Ivana.

      Vanity Fair, September 1990

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Kropacetic

      January 13, 2021 at 9:13 pm

      President offers an unequivocal condemnation after months of equivocating (on this matter) and years of calls for violence…

      Reply
    39. 39.

      JaySinWA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      @Immanentize: Probably unofficially if it was personal and not part of the insurrection. Official responses will be non specific unless circumstances force them to elaborate.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      Christopher Stanton Georgia, a 53-year-old accused Capitol rioter and portfolio manager from the Atlanta area, was found dead in his home.

      The Fulton County Medical Examiner’s Office told Heavy that the cause of death was suicide. Georgia died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest, they said.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      @NotMax: you joke, but this one place has like a dozen versions of feta and twice as many types of olives.  And their Loukaniko is the stuff of legend.!

      Reply
    42. 42.

      Jim, Foolish Literalist

      January 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      @David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch: You just love your money,

      that’s not fair. It was Grandpa trump’s money he loved

      Reply
    43. 43.

      cain

      January 13, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      @Wapiti:

      Actually they should take her pay and just redistribute it back to the rest of the congress critter. It’s literally redistributing wealth, it will blow her mind and put her in a rage. haha!

      Reply
    44. 44.

      Keith P.

      January 13, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani’s moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

      LOL

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    45. 45.

      dmsilev

      January 13, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      Hahahahahaha

      Though Trump has been exceptionally furious with Vice President Pence, his relationship with lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani, one of his most steadfast defenders, is also fracturing, according to people with knowledge of the dynamics between the men.

      Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani’s moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      Baud

      January 13, 2021 at 9:16 pm

      Andrew Yang announces candidacy for New York mayor

      Reply
    47. 47.

      dmsilev

      January 13, 2021 at 9:16 pm

      @Keith P.: Great minds think, and laugh, alike.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      debbie

      January 13, 2021 at 9:18 pm

      Is this separate from the fines for not wearing masks? Gym will have a sad.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:18 pm

      @raven: I find that very sad. But, can anyone just change their name to “Georgia” in Georgia?

      Raven Georgia
      SteveinATL Georgia,
      Etc. Georgia.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      Patricia Kayden

      January 13, 2021 at 9:18 pm

      John Eastman, the attorney who falsely told Trump that Pence could block the certification of Biden's win, is out at Chapman University, the school has announced, saying they "reached an agreement pursuant to which he will retire from Chapman, effective immediately."— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 14, 2021

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Baud

      January 13, 2021 at 9:19 pm

      @Patricia Kayden:

      Cancelled!

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 9:19 pm

      @sanjeevs:

      It comes out of salary, no campaign funds allowed. Fundraising won’t help.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      Patricia Kayden

      January 13, 2021 at 9:20 pm

      @Baud: No disrespect to Yang but he’s so boring. He’d be better as a member of President Biden’s cabinet or advisor. Strikes me as a policy wonk.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      Gin & Tonic

      January 13, 2021 at 9:20 pm

      @Immanentize:  It’s like the Sherpas.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      LurkerNoLonger

      January 13, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      @raven: The best decision he’s made.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Feathers

      January 13, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      @FlyingToaster: One of the last times I was over in Watertown there were signs supporting spending more money on the police in the windows of a lot of businesses in the Square.  I was talking with someone about this and they said a big problem in Mass with town budgets is that the police are paid enough to live in their town, but the teachers aren’t.

      Has anyone figured out if Boebert ever actually got a DC gun permit?

      Reply
    57. 57.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      @dmsilev:

      hahahaha

      Please please have Rudy ragespill all the goods!

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Patricia Kayden

      January 13, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      @dmsilev: Who in their right mind believed that Trump was gonna pay Giuliani even one penny? 😂

      Reply
    59. 59.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      @Baud

      Jeeze, CNN. I posted about that here weeks ago.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      @dmsilev: Fucking JUDGE Eastman.  A big hootie hoo in FedSoc

      Reply
    61. 61.

      Patricia Kayden

      January 13, 2021 at 9:23 pm

      Rudy and Alan are going to work for free?

      Trump has said he's bringing Alan Dershowitz back & Giuliani is also expected to be involved, though no comprehensive legal strategy had been established as of of this morning. Prominent figures from Trump's last impeachment have declined to get involved. https://t.co/mTwMHqvv1W— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 13, 2021

      Reply
    62. 62.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:23 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: ooops. Last comment to yours.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      Feathers

      January 13, 2021 at 9:23 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: He also said some really stupid shit about how he’s not currently living in his New York apartment because it’s too small for both him and his wife to work out of while their kids are also doing distance schooling.

      Ain’t going to recover from that.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      Jim, Foolish Literalist

      January 13, 2021 at 9:24 pm

      @Immanentize:

      Etc. Georgia.

      You’re reducing Subaru Diane to an “and the rest” credit? For shame!

      Reply
    65. 65.

      cain

      January 13, 2021 at 9:24 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: 
      Wingnut welfare is waiting for him. He will be in good hands.

      But that fucker got Pence in deep shit.
      I personally do not think that Pence is in the clear with Trump. I think he’s going to get his ass kicked at some point.

      Reply
    66. 66.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:24 pm

      @Immanentize

      Immanenchusetts?

      :)

      Reply
    67. 67.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:24 pm

      @Immanentize: Your the lawyer, can they? I knew a young woman who got busted for skateboarding downtown and gave her name as “Miranda Rights”!

      Reply
    68. 68.

      Gin & Tonic

      January 13, 2021 at 9:25 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: Apparently one of his statements is “We need to help create artist collectives that utilize new technologies.”

      It’s like he knows nothing whatsoever about New York City.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      debbie

      January 13, 2021 at 9:25 pm

      @raven:

      Odd. He was arrested at the Capitol at 7:15 pm. after curfew.

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Gravenstone

      January 13, 2021 at 9:26 pm

      @wvng: Have an officer standing on the chamber side of the detectors. If you pass through the detector, he smiles and bids you good day. Walk around it (high Louie, you stupid fuck), he smashes your kneecap with a bat.

      Reply
    71. 71.

      dmsilev

      January 13, 2021 at 9:26 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: Rudy probably believed it. Oh wait, you specified ‘in their right mind’.

      Reply
    72. 72.

      Gravenstone

      January 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm

      @Ken: I would suggest a 10X multiplier for each violation. But I’m not a nice person.

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm

      @Gin & Tonic: But they just carry Trump’s water?

      Reply
    74. 74.

      Kent

      January 13, 2021 at 9:27 pm

      @Baud:Andrew Yang announces candidacy for New York mayor

      What do we think of this?   I’m about as far as one can get from NYC politics and still be in the continental US.  My perception is the De Blasio is an enormous disappointment.  But I have no idea who else is out there.  I suppose it would hard to be worse.

      Reply
    75. 75.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      @Gin & Tonic

      Shall take a pass on touring the Museum of Lab Grown Meat, thankyewveddymuch.

      :)

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Jim, Foolish Literalist

      January 13, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: he was IIRC also the goon who tried to start a birther campaign against Kamala Harris

      from what I read (on twitter dot com, so you know it’s true) is that is was John Yoo who shut down Pence’s overturning curiosity

      Reply
    77. 77.

      gwangung

      January 13, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      @Feathers: Yup. Really bad statement.

      Better as an out-of-the-box wonk; I’ve never been impressed with his political instincts

      @Gin & Tonic: He doesn’t seem to know a lot outside his narrow experiences….

      Reply
    78. 78.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      @NotMax: I accept that friendly amendment

      Reply
    79. 79.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      @JaySinWA:

      The Constitution forbids to interfere with a Member of Congress on their way to a vote, for obvious reasons.

      It does not say however if their hands can’t be handcuffed behind them by the Sergeant at Arms.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      @debbie: He was a bank manager with 2 sks’s in his house.

       

      “Georgia is believed to have stopped selling hairpieces in the 90s and began a career in finance.”  Say wha

      Reply
    81. 81.

      Gravenstone

      January 13, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      @David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch: At that age, apparently a perceptive one. Unfortunately it’s clear Donald broke him (and Eric) as time went on.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      @raven: whoever she was, I salute her!

      Reply
    83. 83.

      sanjeevs

      January 13, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      So no pardon for Rudy. Very good news if true

      Reply
    84. 84.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:30 pm

      @Kent

      de Blasio is term limited.

      Reply
    85. 85.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 9:31 pm

      @Kent:

      He is getting already a LOT of flak for having moved out of NYC during the pandemic where he lived in a 2BR apartment with his wife and his two kids, one of them autistic and requiring special care.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      Gravenstone

      January 13, 2021 at 9:31 pm

      @Baud: Didn’t he do that like 20 years ago (seemingly)? Or is he just now getting around to the formal paperwork?

      Reply
    87. 87.

      waratah

      January 13, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      I think it was not wanting to go thru the gun check. I know Gomert caused some problems @WaterGirl:

      Reply
    88. 88.

      debbie

      January 13, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      @raven:

      Good god. That’s some career path!

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      @raven: once again, I had to Google your weapons lingo

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Kent

      January 13, 2021 at 9:33 pm

      Odd to see Rachel Maddow throwing praise at my GOP Congresswoman Jaime Herrera Beutler this evening.  She quoted her speech which made the point (apparently made by no one else) that when Congressional leaders were calling the White House to ask for assistance from the National Guard, Trump was instead at that exact moment, busy with Rudy calling GOP Senators to arm twist them into further delaying the vote.  Making calls to subvert democracy, but refusing to take them from Congress requesting assistance during an insurrection.

      Herrera Beutler is playing this one cool.  Her stock is going way up among local Dems on social media for doing this.  Her district is about to get bluer from redistricting.  And Washington’s jungle primary means that it is impossible for the GOP to primary her from the right.  She is showing political savvy that I didn’t know she had.

      Reply
    91. 91.

      Gravenstone

      January 13, 2021 at 9:33 pm

      @Patricia Kayden: Given the contemporaneous news about Trump wanting to approve on a line item basis any payments to Rudy for his inane/insane efforts on Trump’s behalf, I’m thinking Rudes might not be too available to help his “old friend” this go around.

      Reply
    92. 92.

      Leto

      January 13, 2021 at 9:34 pm

      @Gravenstone: “Walk it off, snowflake. When I was in the military, I had both my legs blown off, my arm amputated, they gave me some vitamin M*, and sent me on my way. You’ll be fine.”

      Or classic line from Terminator 2: “He’ll live.”

      *vitamin M= Motrin, the most commonly prescribed med by a factor of a bajillion

      Reply
    93. 93.

      HumboldtBlue

      January 13, 2021 at 9:35 pm

      @Baud:

      That was pointed out here in a thread below I believe, or maybe that was Twitter.

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Kattails

      January 13, 2021 at 9:36 pm

      Dropped this at the dead end of the last thread, and it’s funny and gave me an insight–someone ranked the napping positions of the National Guard in the Capitol.  Comments clearly from a lot of ex-military, “3 is number 1, using the step to keep your spine aligned will have longer lasting benefits”

      Reply
    95. 95.

      Mike in NC

      January 13, 2021 at 9:36 pm

      Colbert must be on fire tonight. Gotta watch.

      Reply
    96. 96.

      gwangung

      January 13, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      @Leto: “Walk it off, snowflake. When I was in the military, I had both my legs blown off, my arm amputated, they gave me some vitamin M*, and sent me on my way. You’ll be fine.”

      Well, that’d best be delivered by Sen. Duckworth, but…

      Reply
    97. 97.

      Kent

      January 13, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      @Sebastian: I assume whoever wins NYC mayor will be a Dem and that the days of the city voting for crazy Republicans like Giuliani are long over.  Is this simply going to be a Dem v Dem race?  Or are there other centrist GOP-adjacent Billionaire types like Bloomberg who might hop in?

      Reply
    98. 98.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      @Immanentize: They used to be dirt cheap.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      JaySinWA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:39 pm

      @Sebastian: Yes

      They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

      https://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A1Sec6.html

      I’m not sure how you administer restraints without restraining them. I suppose you could work on the “breach of the peace” exception.

      I had thought that they could wall off the sides of the magnetometers so they had to go through them, but they are now going through and not stopping when they set them off. Maybe a dye spray could mark them if they charge through to warn their fellow members?

      Reply
    100. 100.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      @raven: Seriously scary gun. Dirt cheap.  What could go wrong?

      Reply
    101. 101.

      Aleta

      January 13, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      (via Aaron Ruper)

      Lehigh University has stripped Trump of his honorary degree, which was awarded in 1988.
      Middlebury College is considering revoking Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani’s honorary degree, which was awarded in 2005, on account of his role in “fomenting the violent uprising against our nation’s Capitol building.”
      Wagner College has stripped Trump of his honorary degree, which was awarded in 2004.

      Hamburger University has ordered Trump to remove the xerox of a “Bachelor of Hamburgerology” degree from its frame on his bathroom wall, after identifying the black Sharpie signature as a forgery.

      Reply
    102. 102.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      @Kattails: I was in the back of a deuce and a half coming back from the field and fell asleep on the cam nets. I was covered in dust and, when we went through the ville, I woke up and the locals freaked at these weird eyes peering out of pancake mask!

      Reply
    103. 103.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:42 pm

      @Immanentize: Precursor of the AK.

      Reply
    104. 104.

      Leto

      January 13, 2021 at 9:43 pm

      @Kattails: I was def #8 for sleeping (no legs crossed), but #7 all the rest of the time

      Edit: @raven: I fell asleep on the Chinook ride to our FOB in Iraq. The counter rotating props made a very seductive siren. Didn’t help that it was 3am and we’d been up for about 18 hours. What woke me up was being yelled at because our cargo (mostly our 6 bags of luggage x 25 people) were starting to shift and fall on us. Was very much awake as I/we spent the next half hour holding that off of us.

      Reply
    105. 105.

      JaySinWA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:43 pm

      @Kent:She is showing political savvy that I didn’t know she had.

      She also has the militia types that descend on Portland in her district. So braver than I would have thought.

      Reply
    106. 106.

      Kattails

      January 13, 2021 at 9:44 pm

      @raven: good times, eh?

      Reply
    107. 107.

      Gin & Tonic

      January 13, 2021 at 9:45 pm

      @Leto: When I broke my shoulder at Alta and had to drive myself back to SLC, all they could give me was ibuprofen, no narcotics. If you’ve ever driven Little Cottonwood Canyon Road, you’ll understand.

      Reply
    108. 108.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:45 pm

      @raven: Gotta love the Slovaks for the industrial production of AKs for world wide dispersal.  My people (on my Grandmother’s side).

      Reply
    109. 109.

      waratah

      January 13, 2021 at 9:45 pm

      I watched Pelosi outside this morning with the National Guard it was striking to see her with all those big guys. I wondered if she was telling them how grateful she was they were there. I hope they give her some comfort with the heavy load she has had.

      Reply
    110. 110.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 9:46 pm

      @Aleta

      “We’re 100% sure the ‘Mayor McCheeze’ signature isn’t legit.”

      :)

      Reply
    111. 111.

      Philbert

      January 13, 2021 at 9:46 pm

      @JaySinWA: add double doors, the second set to allow entrance after ok. Question: does delay = ‘arrest’?

      Reply
    112. 112.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      @Immanentize: One of my great buddies from C-U was a Slovak, Slivon was his name.

      Reply
    113. 113.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      Okay my friends.  An amazing, historic day!

       

      Good night.

      Reply
    114. 114.

      Leto

      January 13, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      @Gin & Tonic: the “canyon” is in it, so I have a good idea!

      Reply
    115. 115.

      debbie

      January 13, 2021 at 9:48 pm

      @Aleta:

      My brother graduated from Lehigh that year! Trump was the keynote speaker. I remember rolling my eyes watching his helicopter land a short distance from the stage. He descended and walked to the podium, just like something out of The Apprentice. He was such an asshole. I don’t remember what he said, other than it was pointless.

      Reply
    116. 116.

      JaySinWA

      January 13, 2021 at 9:49 pm

      @Philbert: IANAL but if the answer to “am I free to go” is no, then I believe it is an arrest.

      Reply
    117. 117.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:49 pm

      @Leto: Guess the ramp was closed?

      Reply
    118. 118.

      raven

      January 13, 2021 at 9:49 pm

      @Immanentize: same here, out.

      Reply
    119. 119.

      Immanentize

      January 13, 2021 at 9:50 pm

      @raven: you know a good way to tell Czechs and Slovaks from Poles?  No vowels at the end of their names.  Sometimes, almost no vowels at all!

      Reply
    120. 120.

      Leto

      January 13, 2021 at 9:55 pm

      @raven: Yeah. We were fully loaded with people and pax. It was a multi stop and our FOB was last on the flight plan. I also had a good, though very sweaty, nap in the back of a C-130 circling Baghdad Airport waiting for a dust storm to clear. The front of my IBA made a good neck support.

      Reply
    121. 121.

      Southern Goth

      January 13, 2021 at 9:56 pm

      @NotMax:

      Are you sure?  It’s very cultured.

      Reply
    122. 122.

      Ken

      January 13, 2021 at 10:01 pm

      @JaySinWA: Maybe a dye spray could mark them if they charge through to warn their fellow members?

      Spiked portcullis?  Or boiling lead, but that’s energy-inefficient.

      Reply
    123. 123.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm

      @Feathers:

      One of his kids has autism and requires special care.

      Reply
    124. 124.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 10:16 pm

      @Kent:

      Wish I could answer that but I know very little about local NYC politics. I picked up that little detail about his family on Twitter.

      Reply
    125. 125.

      RSA

      January 13, 2021 at 10:19 pm

      @WaterGirl:

       That’s what this is about.  It’s different than the fine related to not wearing masks.

      D’oh! Thanks for the clarification. Clearly I wasn’t reading very carefully.

      Reply
    126. 126.

      Sebastian

      January 13, 2021 at 10:20 pm

      @JaySinWA:

      Not sure what the dye would do to be honest.

      Pass a law that setting off a metal detector at a secured zone and not stopping for inspection as felony and you have the constitutional requirement covered. If they protest, shoot em.

      Reply
    127. 127.

      Kent

      January 13, 2021 at 10:20 pm

      @JaySinWA:She also has the militia types that descend on Portland in her district. So braver than I would have thought.

      They are dipshits though.  Mostly knuckleheads who just want to brawl with ANTIFA.   I don’t think so scary as the Militia types I see in places like Michigan.  The ones who are scarier are the redneck biker gangs in Battle Ground.  But they aren’t really political.  Just violent meth-heads.

      Reply
    128. 128.

      cain

      January 13, 2021 at 10:20 pm

      @raven:

      He started investing during the dot com is what it tells me. That’s when everything was a freak show if you recall. That is when the rise of the day trader happened and everyone turned to gambling.

      Reply
    129. 129.

      SFAW

      January 13, 2021 at 10:22 pm

      @Immanentize:

      watertown is a rough place, to be sure..

      You and I have a different understanding of the word “rough,” I think. Or are there now roving gangs who will cut you if you don’t give up the lamejun?

      [Disclaimer: It’s been many years since I lived there, and have only passed through in recent years. But it never struck me as being “rough.”]

      Reply
    130. 130.

      Kent

      January 13, 2021 at 10:22 pm

      @Sebastian:

      @JaySinWA:

      Not sure what the dye would do to be honest.

      Pass a law that setting off a metal detector at a secured zone and not stopping for inspection as felony and you have the constitutional requirement covered. If they protest, shoot em.

      We need Bill Gates and George Soros to Geo-tag them with GPS tracking chips via the Covid vaccine.  So we can get phone alerts when they are near.

      Reply
    131. 131.

      SFAW

      January 13, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      @raven:

      I knew a young woman who got busted for skateboarding downtown and gave her name as “Miranda Rights”!

      Better choice than “Gideon Strumpet,” I guess.

      Reply
    132. 132.

      NotMax

      January 13, 2021 at 10:43 pm

      @Southern Goth

      Heh. Well played.

      :)

      Reply
    133. 133.

      Uncle Cosmo

      January 13, 2021 at 11:22 pm

      @Immanentize: you know a good way to tell Czechs and Slovaks from Poles? No vowels at the end of their names.

      At the end of male surnames. Czech female surnames are a different matter:

      Czech female surnames are almost always feminine adjectives. There are several ways of forming them, depending on their male counterpart:

      • If the male surname is a masculine adjective (ending in -ý), the female surname is simply the feminine equivalent. Thus, a girl whose father’s surname is Novotný would have the surname Novotná.
      • If the male surname is a noun, the female surname takes the suffix -ová, making it a feminine adjective:
        • Novák becomes Nováková
        • Horáček becomes Horáčková
        • Svoboda becomes Svobodová
        • Navrátil (in the literal meaning of “he returned”) becomes Navrátilová, i.e. not declined into Navrátila (“she returned”)

      (Surprised I have to remind you of this…but it’s been a long few weeks, hasn’t it?)

      Reply
    134. 134.

      Feathers

      January 14, 2021 at 12:08 am

      @Sebastian: If he wants to run for Mayor he needs to live in the city, with his family. Telling all the families living in too small apartments and making it work that his apartment is too small for his family is just not something you can do and think you will have any sympathy from New Yorkers. Especially if you can afford a house or apartment large enough for a family that includes a special needs child and live in help.

      Reply
    135. 135.

      WaterGirl

      January 14, 2021 at 10:46 am

      @Feathers:  He is a joke and I hope he is laughed off the stage.

      Reply
    136. 136.

      taumaturgo

      January 14, 2021 at 11:37 am

      Instead of monetary fines, I would have like seen 3 strikes and booted out of the chambers for good.

      Reply

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