Maybe if they promised Trump a sticker, he'd get one too. … https://t.co/R5VbfCW3pf
— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) December 21, 2020
How it started: How it’s going: pic.twitter.com/9yFXKyYNuR
— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) December 21, 2020
Everybody’s a critic…
So on the one hand, this is great!
On the other hand, by my calculations, at this pace the United States would achieve herd immunity in 7.9 years so maybe let’s pick up the pace. https://t.co/R6Pl4k6hVM
— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 21, 2020
Who's going to be the first semi-famous public figure caught jumping the vaccine queue? Tech bro? GOP politician? A TikTok influencer?
— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) December 21, 2020
Gvg
I would assume since Trump had it, he doesn’t actually need the vaccine.
geg6
Tech bro and/or venture capitalist. No doubt in my mind.
narya
I’m just glad that Joe got the damn vaccine. Ernst disgusts me. Let’s re-run THAT election, with just that side-by-side photo as the main ad.
germy
germy
@Gvg:
I thought I read a case of someone who had the virus and then got it a second time.
Martin
Any Rep that questions the election that they themselves won should not be seated in Jan. Force a ⅔ vote to have them seated.
OzarkHillbilly
I predict there will be tech bros, GOP politicians and TikTok influencers all jumping the line, but it won’t be until a DEM does it that anybody will hoist the cross upon which to crucify them.
dmsilev
@Gvg: From what I read, the guidelines are that even people who had the disease should get the vaccine.
I’m actually a bit surprised that Trump won’t do it; it’d be an easy way for him to get lots of TV coverage, most of which would actually be positive for a change. And he could boast endlessly about how it was his own singular genius that brought forth this miracle.
Mousebumples
@Gvg: I’m not sure if this is snark or intended as a factual statement but those that have gotten covid SHOULD be vaccinated. They may or may not have gotten natural immunity from their infection (we already have a handful of people who have had multiple covid infections confirmed over the last year), and a vaccine response is hopefully more robust and long lasting.
Note – the above applies to all that have gotten covid and is not Trump specific. I hope everyone will eventually (end of 2021??) get the vaccine but have no qualms with those who elect to defer for now, if they are given the opportunity.
dmsilev
@Martin: Their argument is that Those People in the dirty cities cheated, so of course their own elections are pure and good.
germy
Anne Laurie
No, last I read, scientists are recommending people who’ve had it still get the jab. There *are* cases of reinfection, although it still seems to be an open question as to whether the shot protects other people from catching his germs.
Roger Moore
Trump doesn’t want a sticker- unless, perhaps, it’s a gaudy gold-leaf one- but he is desperate for attention. Maybe if the news media praised his bravery in getting vaccinated he would try it.
MazeDancer
Joe has the best arms of anyone so far.
Lindsey and Pence had fish belly white, flabby ones.
Pretty sure we ain’t gonna see Trumps lack of guns revealed.
Anne Laurie
He may be afraid of flinching or passing out on camera (I say this as someone who always warns the nurse I’m gonna look away because I’m phobic about needles.)
Heck, he may just not want the camera highlighting his pale, flabby, fat old man’s ex-biceps!
debbie
@OzarkHillbilly:
Lil Marco got his last week.
germy
@MazeDancer:
Perhaps a jab in the buttocks?
sab
Rupert Murdoch was already at the front of the line. Granted he is really old, but he has the means to isolate, and he wasn’t living in congragate setting.
dmsilev
@MazeDancer: Michelle Obama will top him in that category once her turn comes.
germy
Roger Moore
@germy:
It is possible to get COVID twice. There was at least one study that suggested only about 90% of people who get sick develop a strong, lasting immune response. This is similar to the reported success rate for vaccination, so it shouldn’t be too surprising.
MattF
@dmsilev: Trump cannot change the subject. Pat Robertson agrees, and whatever else may be true about Robertson, he’s knowledgeable about crazy.
The Moar You Know
@Gvg: Not at all the case. The number of people who have had true second infections is small, but not zero.
I’m sure he got the shot a while ago.
germy
debbie
Is anyone as glad as I that Jim Carrey has disappeared from SNL?
jl
Great to see. Important to remember that with vaccine on the way, even more important to double down on effective control efforts. Several experts, Angela Rasmussen, Florian Krammer and others have noted that the only effective response we have to scare mutations is to double down on control efforts to reduce prevalence and minimize spread of virus.
The US needs something more than extreme and prolonged shutdowns, which we have managed to do in a much more ineffective way than other countries who are doing better than we are. More and better organized testing is one way, better risk assessment to better prioritize what activities are OK, versus those that need a lot of modification and surveillance, versus those that should just be shut down. As for last, fricken bars were still opened up in some places for the second California reopening, which failed immediately.
Good news is that Biden’s covid task force has people who want to go that route. Fauci has said repeatedly that he wants massive increase in better designed testing programs. Fauci said he wants piles of rapid and cheap tests in every household. Osterholm is very big on careful risk analysis to allow at least some sustainable reopening whenever possible to minimize ‘shutdown fatigue.’ David Micheals has extensive experience in occupational safety, so maybe there will be serious effort to shut down ongoing superspreader events in large worksites. Jane Hopkins and Jill Jim have long experience with program implementation in hard to reach and underserved communities, to go along with Gawande’s expertise in program implementation.
But, their ideas need to be funded. How much disease control funding did we get in the new ‘stimulus’ bill? How much support for state and local public health?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Martin: They have to be seated if their state certified their election, they could then be expelled.
MazeDancer
@Anne Laurie:
Yes. And also he wants the anti-vax, COVID is a hoax folks to know he’s still with them
Kent
and the answer is…..
rikyrah
@germy:
I have a co-worker.
Got it in March.
Got it in November.
Is now at home, but, has an oxygen tank with him at all times.
Cheryl Rofer
@jl: $8 billion, nowhere near enough, but a start, at least. Biden seems confident more can be passed after January 20.
Winning both seats in Georgia will help that a lot.
MazeDancer
@dmsilev:
Mrs. Obama is, for sure, in great shape. So is Mr. Obama.
And it is going to eat at Trump when Mr Obama’s biceps look toned and great.
SiubhanDuinne
I have a crippling, lifelong needle phobia. The last two weeks have been exceptionally triggering. (Don’t @ me, I’m by no stretch of the imagination an anti-vaxxer and I will get the vaccine.) When I see photos of people getting shots, even pictures of syringes, I start getting anxiety attack symptoms — quick, shallow breathing, rapid heart rate, clammy skin, tears, sometimes nausea. I’ve never had my ears pierced, and having blood drawn is a torment. I’m trying to desensitise myself, but it’s not working very well.
I’m just commenting here; I’m not asking for coping suggestions or sympathy or — god forbid! — reassurance that it isn’t so bad, it lasts only a few seconds, the benefit is worse than the pain, toughen up and be brave. I know all that. Phobias, by definition, aren’t subject to rational argument.
Forgive me for oversharing.
jl
@Cheryl Rofer: Thanks.
I found an interesting article that compares and contrasts the diffy Q for epidemics with chemical reactions. I was going to send it but forgot. I’ll look for it and send if I can locate it on my ‘puter.
SFBayAreaGal
@SiubhanDuinne: Thank you for sharing. You have helped other people by sharing.
zhena gogolia
@SiubhanDuinne:
I’m not quite at that point, but I can’t say I enjoy all these pictures and am sorry I watched the video!
sab
@SiubhanDuinne: My dad’s nurse’s aide agrees with you.
My dad was a doctor but didn’t have live patients ( pathology). He used to give us shots, but so badly eventually he stuck us while we were sleeping. That made sleeping an issue.
I was so glad when I grew up and and met real nurses with needles and competence
ETA Her daughter, with same needle fear, has a tatoo. Her brothers laughed when they heard.
Mousebumples
@SiubhanDuinne: thank you for pledging to fight through your phobia by planning to get vaccinated anyhow! (for the flu shot, depending on your age, there is a flu mist nasal spray option)
If we can help offer suggestions, let me/us know. For now, I’ll resist the urge to help where it’s not wanted at the moment.
debbie
@SiubhanDuinne:
You’re not alone (I literally fainted when I got my first blood test). But I’ve gotten so many jabs over the years that it’s now mostly under control. Also, I don’t look at the needle.
trollhattan
@SiubhanDuinne:
Whatever (very natural) aversion I have to getting jabs has gone by the wayside from allergy shots. I am, however, a connoisseur on the proper giving of the jab and when one of the less-skilled ladies is working that day I get grumpy.
This is a different conversation than considering which injections hurt like hell and likewise, different from the person drawing blood for testing. Last one of those I had was a trainee and I got to listen to a conversation with her monitor along the lines of “You’re right there, but the vessel has folded and you need to come up.”
Guessing I was as white as a sheet of quality printer bond.
Baud
@germy:
Conservatives are trying to gin up populist outrage at the meagerness of the checks.
Ian
@narya:
If Jodi Ernst not knowing the basics of soy and corn prices did not undue her standing among Iowa’s Finest Salt of the Earth People, I am not sure what will.
trollhattan
@Baud:
Should we point them to the balances?
trollhattan
@Ian:
Those thoughts Iowa is teetering towards blue sure went into the toilet this year. Ugh.
What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?
@OzarkHillbilly: Rupert Murdoch already jumped the line to get his so…
Billcoop4
Paranoid me hopes that someone’s making sure that an air injection isn’t being done for Pres-elect Biden, Incoming Professor Dr. FLOTUS, VP-elect Harris, and future 2nd Nice Guy Doug, but I suspect the Secret Service is on it. They’re paid to be paranoid.
Too much Lord Peter Wimsey reading, I guess.
BC
Mike in NC
@debbie: Jim Carrey just wasn’t a very good Biden. I hope he’s done on SNL.
jl
@Baud: ” Conservatives are trying to gin up populist outrage at the meagerness of the checks. ”
How are they spinning that in a way that helps their cause with a GOP administration and GOP Senate. Are they trying to blame it all on the House? Or is it the fratricidal maniac division of the conservatives doing the ginning?
Jim Appleton
@germy:
Wait.
Steve H on BJ?
Where am I …
Baud
@Ian:
Yep. If the Dem candidate had flailed that badly, she would have been tossed in the grain elevator.
Everyone should stop pretending that there’s something wrong with our candidates when conservative people vote to elect conservatives.
sab
Should we all be sharing our needle fear when we want everyone to be vaccinated?
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: I noticed yesterday that so many of the images in the covid tweets were of needles. My nephew shares your lack of affinity, and I wondered why the people who are choosing the images for the tweets on those articles think that showing all those needles is helping anything!
Definitely not talking about Anne Laurie, at this point it’s hard to find articles that don’t show that.
Baud
@jl:
Both sides suck. The government isn’t looking out for you. We shouldn’t be paying taxes when the government is just giving our money to businesses.
germy
@sab:
No one listens to us. If they did, HRC would have become president.
sab
@What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?: See #-18
cain
@SiubhanDuinne:
I’ve had a fear of needles too – and I used to always look away when they did their ministration – but the last few times I’ve been staring at it going in and I”m like ‘whatevahs’.
So far it’s worked out for me. (not that I’m suggesting this to you of course)
Kathleen
A dear friend (also my brother’s lady friend) had CoVid and is now hospitalized because of possible kidney and heart failure resulting from CoVid. Doc found blood in her urine and she may have a biopsy. She was so sick for so long and just wasn’t getting better. Her foot swelled up terribly and she’s been in constant pain. In tears as I type,
eclare
@SiubhanDuinne: Wow! And you jumped out of a plane, something I will never do. Phobias are unique!
jl
” Who’s going to be the first semi-famous public figure caught jumping the vaccine queue? Tech bro? GOP politician? A TikTok influencer? ”
Not a person but a famous institution…. At Stanford attending physicians who swank through clinics giving advice a few times a week, and administrators pushed themselves to the head of the line to get vaccinated with the first batch. Resident physicians, nurses, respiratory therapists who are inches away from covid patients every day did not get one shot.
There was a protest, university president apologized and promised to fix it. We’ll see how much of that corruption transpires around the country, and if it really gets fixed.
sab
@germy: So true.
ETA Does she have a needle fear? She always seemed fearless to me.
Major Major Major Major
Here’s some nice cursed content for your open thread perusal.
jl
@Baud: OK, thanks. That won’t help them with conservative voters in the GA run-off, so OK with me. Please proceed, conservatives.
The Moar You Know
@Mike in NC: He’s done everywhere. I assume SNL was desperate. You don’t hire Carrey for comedy anymore, which means you don’t hire him for anything.
Last time I recall him being in the movies was the 1990s. He got rich and comfy and lost whatever made him good.
cain
@What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?:
I love how after denying all the covid shit, they use their privilege to jump ahead of line despite using all their resources to fuck people over with conspiracy theories. He should have been denied a vaccine till it was his turn.
germy
@The Moar You Know:
He was in the recent Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
cain
@Kathleen:
I’m so sorry – our govt has failed us. Completely. Fuck Trump, Fuck Covid, and Fuck the GOP and their right wing allies.
eclare
@Kathleen: Oh how awful
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Baud:
A good way to counter that is to just highlight what Sen. Ron Johnson said recently: “Want a stimulus? Get a job.”
That’s the real GOP
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@germy:
And he was really hilarious too as Doctor Eggman. Everybody thought the movie was going to suck, but it’s surprisingly good
Kathleen
@cain: Thank you.
SiubhanDuinne
@Mousebumples:
Thank you. It’s not so much that advice isn’t wanted as that I’ve been trying to deal with this for decades and I’d be seriously surprised if someone made a suggestion I haven’t alreadyheard and tried. I mainly don’t want to waste Jackals’ time!
The only thing at all that eases my fear is taking a couple of Valium and inhaling nitrous oxide (laughing gas) for 15-20 minutes before the injection. That’s fine, of course, in a dentist’s office (which is how I discovered this workaround in the first place), but not in any of the locations where vaccinations are normally given.
What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?
@cain: Yeah Fox is pushing anti vaxxer bullshit on a daily basis but the bossman gets to jump to the front of the line.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Kathleen:
How awful! I’m so sorry
dm
Listened to Biden’s post-injection remarks, and thought, but ‘Don, Jr., was telling me last night that Biden can’t “conform a complete sentence”‘.
cain
Interesting events in our state capital in Oregon – https://twitter.com/LauraJedeed/status/1341061381076836352
Right wingers tried storm the capital and the police declared an unlawful assembly – the kids gloves these cops gave them vs protesters in Portland is just astounding.
But I can also feel some sympathy for a group of people who are desperate, lost their business, and so many other things – but they are blaming their govt – and they should – but unfortunately while you could hold Oregon responsible to some extent – ultimately it’s the feds that have to take the blame for their incompetence.
SiubhanDuinne
@Kathleen:
I’m so sorry. What a cruel disease this is.
Kathleen
@eclare: It really is. I’m so angry. And scared for her. At least she’s not testing for CoVid now. Problem is she has a lot of other health problems. Thank you,
West Texan 70
@SiubhanDuinne: Don’t worry — there’s a lot of us out there. I’m a former small college offensive lineman who, at 60 years of age, still can’t stand the sight of needles. I too, will get the vaccination, and I get flu shots every year and have had the shingles vaccine. After it took eight people to hold me down to get a shot after a knee injury when I was 19, I decided that I needed to see a psychologist about it. It turns out that I’m not afraid to get the shots, but the mere sight of a needle spikes my blood pressure and ignites a “fight or flight” reaction. I still have that, but I just make sure that someone (usually my long-suffering wife) is with me who can guide me to the area where the shots are given out. As long as I can’t see it — it doesn’t seem to happen! :)
My offensive line coach never could understand how I never feared getting hit by 6′-4″, 280-pound linemen fifty -sixty times a game, but a 5′-0″, 100-pound nurse with a hypodermic would make me run screaming down the hall. The mind is full of land mines …
WaterGirl
@Baud: When I was canvassing for Obama in December 2007 there was a big uproar because Barack had said something about farmers chewing straw people were afraid that was going to cost him Iowa.
Kathleen
@SiubhanDuinne: Thank you. Indeed it is. She’s just a lovely person who’s had a hard life but keeps on going.
SiubhanDuinne
@Billcoop4:
And to think it was a stranded motorcyclist that put the idea in his head!
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Major Major Major Major:
I’ve read McDonald’s restaurants in Japan serve teriyaki burgers. This is not that
WaterGirl
@Kathleen: That’s just awful. I’m so sorry.
karensky
@germy: Perfect.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I am the Walrus, goo, goo, ga, joob.
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Halfway measure. Needs to be deep fried to achieve full potential.
;)
Brachiator
@SiubhanDuinne:
Flu shots are nothing. Barely even feel it.
But to this day I look away from any other procedure I have had which involves needles.
When I was a teen, I could not easily swallow tablets and pills, unless accompanied by a lot of water, juice, soda, etc.
zhena gogolia
@Kathleen:
I’m so sorry.
Baud
@cain:
They’re blaming Democrats. They will never hold the GOP responsible for anything.
SiubhanDuinne
@West Texan 70:
That’s interesting, and thank you for sharing your particular fear. It’s certainly psychological in my case, and I’ve tried all kinds of approaches, both conventional and experimental — from traditional therapists to hypnotists to crystal-and-temple-chimes woo practitioners.
germy
Off topic, but I found this fascinating:
https://davidgaughran.com/how-jessica-mitford-exposed-a-48m-scam-from-americas-literary-establishment/
Does anyone else remember the old magazine ads?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@West Texan 70:
So, I see you’ve met my step-daughter.
Kathleen
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Yes it really is. Thank you.
NotMax
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
Teriyaki burgers, teriyaki rice bowls and also saimin been on their menu in Hawaii since forever.
Kent
@West Texan 70: My wife is a physician who has delivered hundreds of babies, many by C-section, and who has also done hundreds of minor surgical procedures.
They have to chase her down the hall to get her to take her flu shot and I have to take her to the dentist or she won’t go. She’ll just find some reason to cancel.
Seriously
My middle daughter is even worse. When she was about 4 and was at my wife’s clinic for a checkup she found out she was getting her shots and escaped the exam room and found a narrow spot between some massive filing cabinets to squeeze in behind where the nurses couldn’t reach her. They had to call a child psychologist down from another floor to coax her out. Really. It was a legendary story there because it was a doctor’s kid.
Baud
@Kathleen:
I’m sorry.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): McDonalds in Korea has bulgogi burgers. They’re quite good.
Kathleen
@WaterGirl: Thank you WG.
Major Major Major Major
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I had a good teriyaki pork burger at a McDonald’s in Thailand.
Kathleen
@zhena gogolia: Thank you Zhena.
Sm*t Cl*de
@Gvg:
If the Regeneron antibody treatment worked for him, he might not have developed any immune response at all.
zhena gogolia
@germy:
Oh, yes, I remember the Famous Writers’ School.
Kathleen
@Baud: Thank you Baud.
I really appreciate the support. It’s hard for me to be scared and sad.
gwangung
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Spam seems a lot more valued in Asian countries than in the US (Hawaii, Philipines, China, etc.). I’ve developed a bit of a taste for it (and spam masubi verges on comfort food for me).
But combined with Oreo flavor? Um.
ColoradoGuy
Hi Siubhan. I also have an intense needle phobia, which has led to fainting episodes in clinical settings. If it’s any comfort, the flu shot I got a few months ago was so skillfully done I didn’t feel it. The first thing I knew was the nurse putting a little band-aid on my arm and asking me to stay in my car for a few minutes before I drove off. Their trick of idle chit-chat is pretty effective as a distraction. It’s also handy to have a juice-box of apple juice immediately afterward if there’s any chance of fainting.
Feathers
This article about concierge doctors in LA not being able to get ahold of the vaccine gave me some hope. But it did show what will be the issue. Namely, people who are in a category of people eligible for the vaccine, but really shouldn’t be first in line, being able to get the shot by pulling strings. Apparently the concierge doctors are getting fancy refrigerators so that they can claim any vaccine that might otherwise go to someone more deserving who doesn’t have the right equipment. Sigh.
I get the Rubio hate, but members of congress getting vaccinated is a national security issue. The problem is these assholes being all anti-vax and the virus is a hoax up until now. The bigger problem is the MSM assumption that Republicans tell the truth about what they believe.
Brachiator
@The Moar You Know:
He got some good reviews from the very recent Sonic the Hedgehog:
Kathleen
@germy: Yes. I had forgotten all about that. What a great story. Jessica Mitford was fierce.
RSA
For anyone interested, I thought this article, “Principles for allocation of scarce medical interventions,” in The Lancet (2009), offered useful, general insights into the current issue of who should receive a vaccine first. Ethical judgments and tradeoffs abound. Abstract:
NotMax
Yay. Cigar reorder placed on December 10th and sent USPS Priority arrived today. Have been rationing what was in the house to stretch that supply out and would have run out probably tonight.
Now as to the item ordered to be sent to Mom’s place as a gift for her housekeeper – ordered 7 days ago, USPS still showing “label created, not yet received.” Place ordered from showing it shipped out from them on the 16th.
Sm*t Cl*de
@Billcoop4:
Sayers exaggerated the lethality of air embolisms. You can’t rely on a single cc of air to kill an aged relative, or so I hear from a friend.
Major Major Major Major
@gwangung: I believe spam caught on in Japan, Hawaii, and the Philippines because of the American military presence. I like it too sometimes! That burger tho.
Geminid
@cain: Some of those people at the Oregon Capitol are desperate. Others may not have been touched economically, but are using the distress of others to justify their longstanding resentment of government. And a few “organizers” are probably raising money for the cause and keeping it. But I can sympathize with the truly desperate, even if they are being used. I haven’t been hurt economically by the pandemic, but I know I am lucky.
frosty
@SiubhanDuinne: It’s not my place to make a suggestion, but can you get the vaccination while you’re jumping out of a perfectly good airplane?
rikyrah
??????
rikyrah
@Kathleen:
???????
Brachiator
@cain:
I can understand the argument that public officials should be a little higher in line.
A writer on a science blog site made a very good case that prisoners and prison staff should be near the same priority as elderly folk in care homes. Prisoners are confined in social spaces and early in the pandemic there were a number of serious outbreaks.
There is also a case to be made for professional athletes and their families to get early access to the vaccine. Not just the US, but other countries have relied on various games continuing, and for some athletes the choice was either to continue to play for owners and fans, or not get paid.
SiubhanDuinne
@germy:
I remember the ads very well, and further, I remember Jessica Mitford’s exposé of the Famous Writers School.
She would have had a fine old time with Trump University and DJT’s countless other scams.
M31
@Sm*t Cl*de: and exaggerated the lethality of church bells (re-reading The Nine Tailors right now, it’s so good)
rikyrah
@jl:
They have a $1 COVID test in Senegal
$1
rikyrah
@SiubhanDuinne:
Take you a mask for your ???
SiubhanDuinne
@frosty:
LOL! Way to turn me right off from jumping out of any more airplanes!
NotMax
@zhena gogolia
Disguised but made mock of in Hearts of the West. Wikipedia:
SiubhanDuinne
@M31:
Just re-read it (also listened to Ian Carmichael’s audiobook of it) a few days ago. It really is a splendid novel.
sempronia
Got my shot! No problems so far. Virtually painless, way better than the flu shot.
Supposedly because Trump had Covid and got the monoclonal antibody concoction, he is in a special category of people for whom the vaccine is actually not recommended right now, for arcane, theoretical immunological reasons.
SiubhanDuinne
@Sm*t Cl*de:
@M31:
Now I suppose you’re both going to say that you can’t really build up an immunity to arsenic by taking arsenic.
zhena gogolia
@Kathleen: I know what you mean. I’m sure she knows you care, and that helps her.
JPL
@Kathleen: How sad, and I hope that she recovers soon. I just found out that a friend was diagnosed yesterday, but so far just mild symptoms.
mrmoshpotato
@Gvg: I would assume that since not even fascistic, science-denying, murderous, orange, Soviet shitpile mobster trash can survive a lava bath, Dump should be thrown into a fucking volcano.
Omnes Omnibus
@eclare: Jumping out of a plane is easy; you just jump. Needles are sharp and pointy. And then there are clowns.
tom
@germy: That is fascinating, disappointing, disillusioning, and enraging all at the same time. Bennett Cerf? Rod Serling? I had no idea.
zhena gogolia
@NotMax:
A college classmate in Chicago area congratulated me on a book coming out and asked for me to send him a copy. He saw it in the alumni magazine. I’m in touch with four classmates including this one. One (in Pittsburgh) received the magazine. The other two (in Chicago) have not.
ETA: My whole point was I haven’t received the alumni magazine that this guy got a couple of weeks ago.
I don’t know where my People and New Yorker magazines are either.
JPL
@SiubhanDuinne: There’s a CVS near me that gives good shots, although if you tense up nothing really helps. When it’s your turn, I could meet you there.
Then you could follow me back to my house, and sit outside and have a cup of tea.
burnspbesq
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
“Dear Senator Johnson,
‘I’d love to be working, but there are no jobs because your party fucked up the pandemic response.
”Very truly yours,
”over eight percent of the workforce”
Mousebumples
@SiubhanDuinne: depending on your doctor, Valium may be doable. Laughing gas is less likely to be an option, I’d think. (and the Valium may be a take some at home before you have someone else drive you there)
As someone who has given (literally) thousands of vaccines over the years, i try to distract people with conversations or a terrible joke. Personally, i like to watch the needle go into my arm, so I’m not surprised. (but I’m odd that way) i still remember a guy who told me he was going to faint after getting the shot (he told me before the shot), and while i was surprised to set him lose all color, i was less worried than i would have been without the warning.
Big picture, there may be some mental health something that could help – but you might have tried that too, it sounds like. I had success with EMDR a few years back, but it wasn’t for a phobia, per se, so it might not work for that. (and mid pandemic may not be the time to try this stuff)
Feathers
Here’s a less hopeful article on people jumping lines for the vaccine: https://airmail.news/issues/2020-12-12/shot-in-the-dark
eclare
@Omnes Omnibus: I hyperventilate on a hike once and once when driving across a bridge. I know my height limit. Luckily not an issue here in Memphis unless I go to Arkansas.
SiubhanDuinne
@Omnes Omnibus:
RIGHT?!
Elie
@dmsilev:
I read somewhere that Trump has always been paranoid about being poisoned. One of the notions he has, I read, is why he likes fast food as opposed to prepared food. Cant remember the source.
RedDirtGirl
@Kathleen: I’m so sorry to hear that. Sending warm thoughts your way.
eclare
@Elie: I have read or heard that too.
SiubhanDuinne
@JPL:
That’s a nice offer, and I may very well take you up on it.
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
(.pdf file) Benefits of Medical Clowning.
;)
RedDirtGirl
@West Texan 70: As an avid Doonesbury reader, this puts me in mind of Joanie Caucus, pregnant at 40, getting an amniocentesis. After it’s over she says to the doctor, “Who designed that thing, the Defense Dept?”
chopper
@germy:
something something tire rims and anthrax, something something
SiubhanDuinne
@Elie: Michael Wolff mentioned it in Fire and Fury, in the broader context of Trump’s germophobia and general paranoia:
At the time, a lot of news agencies and outlets picked up on the “fear of being poisoned” tidbit, and ran story after story on it, mostly in January 2018 when the book was first released.
jl
@rikyrah:
” They have a $1 COVID test in Senegal
$1 ”
Africa, as far as I know, has the only continent wide, and very cost-effective and efficient supply chain for PPE, testing, therapeutics.
Kathleen
@rikyrah: Thank you.
Kathleen
@JPL: Thank you and prayers for your friend. Amazing how personal it gets when it hits loved ones.
Kathleen
@RedDirtGirl: Thank you so much.
chopper
@ColoradoGuy:
it helps that these days the flu shot comes in a needle that’s so small you can barely feel a thing. it’s real easy with that shot for the nurse to distract you with idle chit-chat.
MoCA Ace
Assumes facts not in evidence. Was Jim Carrey ever good? He has one thing and it was “old” halfway through Pet Detective.
Old Dan and Little Ann
I’ve seen the needle and the damage done.
MoCA Ace
@Kathleen: So sorry for your dear friend.
I am beginning to fear for my own humanity when, these days, my first inclination is to rage and swear vengeance against the monsters who have done this to good people. I eventually get around to sympathy.
MoCA Ace
On the good news front, my son got his jab today. He’s a health care worker at Mayo. Not on the COVID front lines so I thought he might have to wait a bit. And he likely had it in April when it swept through a nursing home where he was employed… no test because he was young and it was mild.
I’ll probably be waiting until June.
Amir Khalid
@dm:
Oh, yeah? Well, Don Jr should go check a dictionary!
/That was obvious pedant-bait, but I couldn’t help myself.
Sm*t Cl*de
@SiubhanDuinne:
Now I suppose you’re both going to say that you can’t really build up an immunity to arsenic by taking arsenic.
Funny you should mention that. I once went to the trouble of tracking down Sayers’ sources of information.
http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2010/12/mithradites-he-died-old.html
Amir Khalid
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
It’s common practice for McDonald’s national franchise-holders around the world to localise at least part of the menu. Here in Malaysia you can get bubur ayam and nasi lemak, albeit not quite as good as you’d get from more local purveyors.
SiubhanDuinne
@Sm*t Cl*de:
That one line — “Mithridates, he died old” — was my introduction to A Shropshire Lad. I’ve always been grateful to Sayers for that (as for so many allusions and entire bodies of knowledge).
Bill Arnold
@Brachiator:
If the vaccine provides sterilizing immunity (and so the vaccine recipient can’t spread the virus), then a case can be made for vaccinating probable superspreaders first, e.g. loud, extroverted, hyper-social anti-masker COVID-skeptics. That’d be fun for the press (especially the right-wing press) to explain to everyone. :-)
Sm*t Cl*de
@SiubhanDuinne: Terence, this is stupid stuff.
AnotherBruce
@trollhattan: Yeah, I’m an Iowa native. I have several friends and family there. At least the ones I know did not vote for Trump. So this sickens me.
AnotherBruce
@Kathleen: I don’t know what to say,
@Kathleen: I don’t know what to say. I’m praying for your friend. And I’m not the type that prays.
West Texan 70
@SiubhanDuinne:
Good luck to you. If it helps, I do truly understand.