I had cheesecake for breakfast because I'm an adult with access to cheesecake in the morning and I can do that.
Texted mom that decision & she replied:
"Crust = cereal
Cream cheese = milk
Fruit on top
Cheesecake = breakfast of champions"
Cheesecake 4 breakfast = mom approved
— Normality Failed (@NormalityFailed) November 27, 2020
Pie passes the donut test.
Donuts are acceptable breakfast.
Is <<insert name>> as nutritious as a donut?
If yes, it passes the donut test and qualifies as breakfast.
— Jim Gon (@DrJamesJTeeth) November 27, 2020
SHAMELESS BIPARTISAN PANDERING:
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— CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) November 28, 2020