Really. That’s it. I don’t expect to learn anything, I don’t expect anything beyond Trump lying and making shit up. I don’t care about who wins or loses according to shitheads like Chris Cilizza and other Beltway Bros, I don’t give a fuck what a bunch of circus clowns in the focus groups say, I definitely don’t give a fuck about what some dork named Boner in a red sweater thinks, and I remember four years ago when some lady CLEANED HIS FUCKING CLOCK three times saying shit like this and it didn’t matter:
That lady might have been on to something.
So I don’t expect anything interesting and good to happen, but the potential exists for Trump to get his speed dosage wrong and some question or something Biden says set him off and the fucker just siezes up and drops facefirst on top of the podium and then hits the floor with a satisfying thunk, leaving behind only a trail of ooze composed of flop sweat, spittle, and orange makeup.
So I suppose that tiny chance is enough to get me to watch.