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by John Cole|  August 5, 20209:06 pm| 35 Comments

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I love how full my yard looks:

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  1. 1.

    ant

    August 5, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    I really like the shade of yellow on your shed. So cheerful.

    You need to add more nitrogen spikes under the willow.

  2. 2.

    Justin Wilson

    August 5, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Beautiful. Nothing better than a little space to call your own, away from all the anger and awful in the world….

  3. 3.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 5, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Your yard is going to eat your house.  And we all know who will be leading the assault.

  4. 4.

    Yutsano

    August 5, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    We still need to talk about that willow tree…

    Also: can I come over? I can make lasagna with salad and we can have mocktails on the back porch while I spoil Papa Stevedore Hemingway with all the skritches.

  5. 5.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 5, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    So lush. Like a mini forest, John.

  6. 6.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 5, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Considering the bare patch that was there a few years ago that’s awesome. I also really like the wildflowers out front.

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    August 5, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    pssst:  In case anyone missed the previous thread, it’s TaMara’s birthday today.

  8. 8.

    Mallard FIlmore

    August 5, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Over at democraticunderground there is a prediction that Trump loses.

    Professor Allan Lichtman, whose presidential prediction model forecast a Trump win in 2016, announces that his model predicts a Trump loss in 2020:

    https://democraticunderground.com/100213857069

    (based on this article …)
    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/05/opinion/2020-election-prediction-allan-lichtman.html

    In the video Op-Ed above, Professor Lichtman walks us through his system, which identifies 13 “keys” to winning the White House. Each key is a binary statement: true or false. And if six or more keys are false, the party in the White House is on its way out.

  9. 9.

    counterfactual

    August 5, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    @Mallard FIlmore: I started to watch the video at FTFNYT, but was overcome by a desire to strangle the NYT reporter. The jokey “I’m not gonna tell you the lede now but make you wait 7 minutes,” got old 20 years ago.

  10. 10.

    terben

    August 5, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    A question, John. How common are your beautiful side fences in your town?

  11. 11.

    Ms. Deranged in AZ

    August 5, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    I have yard envy.  My backyard has rocks, an above ground pool and a shed.  As soon as it the temps get below 1000 degrees during the day, I am hoping to plant some vine plants along the wall to at least over up the ugly walls.

  12. 12.

    brantl

    August 5, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Nice digs, Mr. Cole.

  13. 13.

    🐾BillinGlendaleCA

    August 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Yutsano:

    We still need to talk about that willow tree…

    Still too close to the blog.

  14. 14.

    cliosfanboy

    August 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Nice. Needs more doggies in the photos through

  15. 15.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 5, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve, hoping my parents have disguised a puppy as a box containing a sweater…

    Robert J. DeNault @robertjdenault· 2h
    JUST IN: New York Attorney General Letitia James will make a “major national announcement” tomorrow morning at 11:30 am EST.

    Twitter lawyers are skeptical the NY state AG would be making an announcement about a criminal case, but “national announcement”? A lawsuit against the Feds? with a couple of other states joining in? Covid-related?

  16. 16.

    satby

    August 5, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Should anyone want to donate to relief efforts in Lebanon, a friend based near there says only donate to a well-known charity like Doctors Without Borders or the International or Lebanese Red Cross/ Red Cresent (NOT the American one, I can tell you why at length some other time).

    There’s a lot of corruption in Lebanon and the government has confiscated money from bank accounts of individuals. So no Go-Fund-Mes or any unfamiliar charities. They could be perfectly legit, but they are unlikely to get any donations.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    August 5, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: She’s Biden’s Veep!

  18. 18.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 5, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: another suggestion from the replies: Suing about the census? trying to draw a line early about the incomplete count?

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    Major Major Major Major

    August 5, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    That does look really nice. I really ought to settle down somewhere with a yard one of these decades.

    (insert obligatory willow joke)

  20. 20.

    stinger

    August 5, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    You’ve done a fantastic job with the place, and it’s been a joy to follow along as you’ve shared photos and descriptions. You’re a good neighbor and a good citizen of your community.

  21. 21.

    PST

    August 5, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    @Mallard FIlmore: Lichtman was my debate coach when I was a college freshman. He was a good guy and very smart. He was on the leading edge of historians applying statistical methods to large data sets. This was about the time academics in the social sciences could finally harness enough computer power to perform multiple regression on county by county voting and census information. He’s done some serious work on presidential elections based on this methodology. I don’t think the keys to the presidency qualifies, though. Lots of variables, few data points, and room for subjective determination of the “keys” makes it more of an amusing parlor game. I think the Times embarrassed itself by giving it so much prominence.

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    August 5, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I hope so!

  23. 23.

    Kay

    August 5, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    @Mallard FIlmore:

    I was glad though because I’m in rural western PA and it’s Trumpsters as far as the eye can see – (possible) crackpot “keys to the presidency” man Is welcome right now :)

  24. 24.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 5, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    @satby: I’ve had a recurring monthly donation going to MSF for years now. It’s a good organization.

  25. 25.

    satby

    August 5, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: My personal favorite!

  26. 26.

    Baud

    August 5, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    @Kay:

    Avoid them. They probably all have the COVID.

  27. 27.

    catclub

    August 5, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    @Kay: crackpot “keys to the presidency” man Is welcome right now :)

     

    The mini-recession in 2016 was probably important.
    The economy going south during an election year is very reliable.
    So this year…

  28. 28.

    Kay

    August 5, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    @Baud:

    so funny – that’s exactly what my daughter said “stay in the house! Why are you talking to them?”

    Worst.vacation. Ever.

  29. 29.

    Currants

    August 5, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    John…when does your garden get sun?

  30. 30.

    Mart

    August 5, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Looks nice, but ruined a perfectly good wiffle ball field.

  31. 31.

    dnfree

    August 5, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: yes, also one of my biggest charities. They make a real difference and are unimaginably brave.

  32. 32.

    dnfree

    August 5, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    John Cole, your house and yard are so welcoming, not just to birds. It’s such a rewarding feeling to start from the state your house was in when you bought it and realize you’ve made it into a beautiful home.

  33. 33.

    CaseyL

    August 6, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Lovely backyard oasis, John.  The transformation of that property house and yard both – from where it started to now is just stunning.  The love and care shine everywhere.

    I hope it’s as lovely to live in as it is to look at!

  34. 34.

    BruceFromOhio

    August 6, 2020 at 1:26 am

    Has the willow made its demands known, or is this takeover simply inevitable.

  35. 35.

    AnnMcC

    August 6, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Please tell us you didn’t take this picture from the roof!!

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