We know the Galactic Empire doesn’t have OSHA (all those un-railinged walkways…), so I’m guessing no HIPAA or ADA either.
10.
debbie
Bar owners have filed their second lawsuit of the week because the liquor authority has stopped sales after 10pm. Nothing like a bunch of guys (all men, as far as I can tell) endlessly whining, “It’s not fair!”
debbie @10: I’d feel sorry for DeWine but it’s against my principles to be sympathetic to a Republican. Minor props to him for finally requiring masks.
OK I ran across this little ditty an hour ago, sung to the tune of “The lion sleeps tonight”. I needed a giggle. Now I’m off to pit cherries, a lot of cherries, for the freezer. Or sleep, not sure which.
22.
ThresherK
Made a blueberry crumble, and also they had a great deal of basil at the farm stand and I couldn’t help myself but pesto.
It’s also posted by the people who sang the song and created the original video, and it credits the people who made it.
by Roy Zimmerman and The ReZisters, featuring Sandy Riccardi. Made in collaboration with the Raging Grannies of Mendocino.
Personally, I want to know how to join the Raging Grannies of Mendocino.
24.
opiejeanne
@WaterGirl: First, I think you would need to move to Mendocino, which is a nice place.
25.
Percysowner
@Ohio Mom: I too am glad DeWine ordered masks throughout the state. I can’t help but notice that he did it 24 hours after Householder got arrested for taking bribes. DeWine didn’t have it in him to stand up to the Republican legislature, until the Speaker of the House was so wounded that he couldn’t push back. I wonder how long it will take DeWine to fold once the new Speaker is installed and the yahoos in the Legislature can go back to being idiots.
I don’t think all the Republican legislators are completely nuts, but I also think that DeWine is unwilling to work with the Democrats in order to shut down interference from the really loco Right in Ohio.
26.
Suzanne
Mr. Suzanne is getting polled right now. They called at 11 pm. He is admirably resisting fucking with the pollster.
27.
Suzanne
These poll questions are absolute bullshit. “If Joe Biden was elected, who do you think would really be in charge of the government, Joe Biden or Nancy Pelosi?”
28.
Honus
Freedom to not wear a mask
Editor’s Note:The following is copied from a social media post made byLibby Jonesin June and was submitted to the Ledger Dispatch by Kathony Jerauld of Amador City.
Welcome to the Freedom Cafe!
We trust you to make your own choices if you want to wear a face mask. And, in the same spirit of individual liberty, we allow our staff to make their own choices about the safety procedures they prefer to follow as they prepare and serve your food.
We encourage employees to wash their hands after using the bathroom, but understand that some people may be allergic to certain soaps or may simply prefer not to wash their hands. It is not our place to tell them what to do.
We understand that you may be used to chicken that has been cooked to 165 degrees. We do have to respect that some of our cooks may have seen a meme or a YouTube video saying that 100 degrees is fine and we do not want to encroach on their beliefs.
Some servers may wish to touch your food as they serve it. There is no reason that a healthy person with clean hands can’t touch your food. We will take their word for it that they are healthy and clean.
Water temperature and detergent are highly personal choices, and we allow our dishwashing team to decide how they’d prefer to wash the silverware you will put in your mouth.
Some of you may get sick, but almost everyone survives food poisoning. We think you’ll agree that it’s a small price to pay for the sweet freedom of no one ever being told what to do – and especially not for the silly reason of keeping strangers healthy.
Benw
Now posted with a comment!
Also hahahaha
Nicole
Oh my God, that’s hilarious.
NotMax
Take it away, Doc Brown.
:)
Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)
Outstanding.
mrmoshpotato
LOL!
Bravo!
jl
they have a quack doctor’s note too.
Yutsano
@NotMax: Wow there are some weird ads there. :P
Baud
Nice.
dmsilev
We know the Galactic Empire doesn’t have OSHA (all those un-railinged walkways…), so I’m guessing no HIPAA or ADA either.
debbie
Bar owners have filed their second lawsuit of the week because the liquor authority has stopped sales after 10pm. Nothing like a bunch of guys (all men, as far as I can tell) endlessly whining, “It’s not fair!”
rikyrah
.????
Ronno2018
May the force be with Herman Cain.
AJ
Love you all. This place helps me stay sane.
That’s all I got.
Miss Bianca
Oh, my God. I may have to steal this. As it is, I’m laughing. I’ll take it!
I’m also laughing at this Weasley-style clock. Which is also so geeky-cool.
Tim
@Ronno2018: and look where True Believers go!
Americans are fed up, alright.
Ohio Mom
debbie @10: I’d feel sorry for DeWine but it’s against my principles to be sympathetic to a Republican. Minor props to him for finally requiring masks.
Hungry Joe
“Herman Cain is the name / and I served on the … “
Nope. Not gonna do that. Came close, though.
Miss Bianca
@Hungry Joe: OK, you got a snort-laugh (snortle?) out of me that one. It’s soooo wrong…
NotMax
Per Cole:
Okay, it’s not falling off the wagon but does it count as leaning over the side?
Steeplejack
@NotMax:
No. And not funny.
Kattails
OK I ran across this little ditty an hour ago, sung to the tune of “The lion sleeps tonight”. I needed a giggle. Now I’m off to pit cherries, a lot of cherries, for the freezer. Or sleep, not sure which.
ThresherK
Made a blueberry crumble, and also they had a great deal of basil at the farm stand and I couldn’t help myself but pesto.
WaterGirl
@Kattails: I think this is a better version of that song.
It’s also posted by the people who sang the song and created the original video, and it credits the people who made it.
Personally, I want to know how to join the Raging Grannies of Mendocino.
opiejeanne
@WaterGirl: First, I think you would need to move to Mendocino, which is a nice place.
Percysowner
@Ohio Mom: I too am glad DeWine ordered masks throughout the state. I can’t help but notice that he did it 24 hours after Householder got arrested for taking bribes. DeWine didn’t have it in him to stand up to the Republican legislature, until the Speaker of the House was so wounded that he couldn’t push back. I wonder how long it will take DeWine to fold once the new Speaker is installed and the yahoos in the Legislature can go back to being idiots.
I don’t think all the Republican legislators are completely nuts, but I also think that DeWine is unwilling to work with the Democrats in order to shut down interference from the really loco Right in Ohio.
Suzanne
Mr. Suzanne is getting polled right now. They called at 11 pm. He is admirably resisting fucking with the pollster.
Suzanne
These poll questions are absolute bullshit. “If Joe Biden was elected, who do you think would really be in charge of the government, Joe Biden or Nancy Pelosi?”
Honus
Freedom to not wear a mask
Editor’s Note: The following is copied from a social media post made by Libby Jones in June and was submitted to the Ledger Dispatch by Kathony Jerauld of Amador City.
Welcome to the Freedom Cafe!
We trust you to make your own choices if you want to wear a face mask. And, in the same spirit of individual liberty, we allow our staff to make their own choices about the safety procedures they prefer to follow as they prepare and serve your food.
We encourage employees to wash their hands after using the bathroom, but understand that some people may be allergic to certain soaps or may simply prefer not to wash their hands. It is not our place to tell them what to do.
We understand that you may be used to chicken that has been cooked to 165 degrees. We do have to respect that some of our cooks may have seen a meme or a YouTube video saying that 100 degrees is fine and we do not want to encroach on their beliefs.
Some servers may wish to touch your food as they serve it. There is no reason that a healthy person with clean hands can’t touch your food. We will take their word for it that they are healthy and clean.
Water temperature and detergent are highly personal choices, and we allow our dishwashing team to decide how they’d prefer to wash the silverware you will put in your mouth.
Some of you may get sick, but almost everyone survives food poisoning. We think you’ll agree that it’s a small price to pay for the sweet freedom of no one ever being told what to do – and especially not for the silly reason of keeping strangers healthy.
Written by Libby Jones
Submitted by Kathony Jerauld
NotMax
@Steeplejack
Not intended to be funny. I genuinely found it worrisome enough to notate.
leeleeFL
@jl: Late to thread,a usual, but do quack doctors speak in duck? That would be much more funner!!