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You are here: Home / Election 2020 / Biden For President / Late Night Open Thread: Do What You’re Best At

Late Night Open Thread: Do What You’re Best At

by Anne Laurie|  May 27, 202012:18 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Biden For President, Open Threads, Repubs in Disarray!

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Joe Biden has updated his Twitter profile picture. pic.twitter.com/bcv0Htj78J

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 26, 2020

Remember when politics was so boring, we could go days at a time without thinking about it?

Nervous fellow Repubs:

On one hand, Trump is unhinged and a terrible human being – one of the worst individuals (politician or not) in the entire country; on the other hand, without him we can't do more gerrymandering in states like Wisconsin. So you take the bad with the good..

— AdotSad (@AdotSad) May 26, 2020

I still can’t believe @brithume thought the first picture looked less attractive than the second. pic.twitter.com/5icU0u8QnL

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) May 26, 2020

Question: "[President Trump's] trying to belittle you for wearing a mask, making it seem like it's a sign of weakness. Is it?"

Joe Biden: "He's a fool." pic.twitter.com/AFiDegJjcu

— The Hill (@thehill) May 26, 2020

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41Comments

  1. 1.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 27, 2020 at 12:22 am

    I’ve got nothing other than Dutch horses dancing salsa.

    Straight up.

  2. 2.

    Uncle Jeffy

    May 27, 2020 at 12:26 am

    Hoarse Whisperer: “I still can’t believe Brit Hume thought.”

    Neither can I.

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    May 27, 2020 at 12:26 am

    @HumboldtBlue

    horses dancing

    One might classify that as gelding the lily.

    Or not.

    :)

  4. 4.

    kindness

    May 27, 2020 at 12:29 am

    Uncle Joe is cool.  I think he’s taking lessons from Nancy Smash! as to how to piss Trump off.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    May 27, 2020 at 12:33 am

    There’s a technique to cleaning your hands with hand sanitiser. Watch the ending: it’s a reminder that hand sanitiser is flammable.

  6. 6.

    smike

    May 27, 2020 at 12:39 am

    @kindness:

    Yeah, Joe seems to playing it quite well, so far. I’m sure he’ll stumble a few more times along the way, but at least he will admit that he stumbled. Refreshing, it is.

  7. 7.

    West of the Rockies

    May 27, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Does Trump buy his bronzer at The Dollar Store?  Does he think that crusty orange varnish is fooling anybody?

  8. 8.

    LeftCoastYankee

    May 27, 2020 at 12:46 am

    Uncle Joe’s not always eloquent, but when it comes to calling bullshit on a fool, he is Hemingway, fierce and to the point.

    Joe goes straight old school East Coast blue collar:  “yeah, that’s bullshit (and come prove me wrong monkey-boy)”.  Joe wants to punch Trump in the nose, and (probably?) can, and nothing scares Trump more than grade school ass-whooping.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    May 27, 2020 at 12:53 am

    @West of the Rockies

    Believes it does for him what it did for Dietrich’s gams in Kismet?

    //

  10. 10.

    James E Powell

    May 27, 2020 at 12:58 am

    Wasn’t the person asking that ridiculous question the same one who declared that Trump was the leader we need right now?

    Every day for four years now. The news is what Trump says or does, what people say about it, and what Trump says about those people. Over and over and over and over . . .

    Villago delenda est!

  11. 11.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 27, 2020 at 1:00 am

    Were can I get that mask Biden is wearing? That has some style to it.

    And Biden’s confidence with that mask is pretty amazing to watch.

  12. 12.

    prostratedragon

    May 27, 2020 at 1:00 am

    Thank you, Mr. Biden.

  13. 13.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    May 27, 2020 at 1:11 am

    Like a Boss

  14. 14.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    May 27, 2020 at 1:13 am

  15. 15.

    Amir Khalid

    May 27, 2020 at 1:21 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    Well, that photo does catch Trump at an unfortunate moment: the wind has lifted that ridiculous swoop of hair away from his face, so you can see the bronzer line a consistent 1cm away from his hair (implant) line. And yes, he looks even more clownish than usual; I hadn’t known that was possible.

  16. 16.

    joel hanes

    May 27, 2020 at 1:25 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    cleaning your hands with sanitizer

    Just my periodic reminder that properly washing your hands with soap and water is better.

  17. 17.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 27, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Brit Hume is on the tumbrel manifest in indelible ink.

  18. 18.

    Amir Khalid

    May 27, 2020 at 1:38 am

    @joel hanes:

    That is not in dispute, you know.

  19. 19.

    West of the Rockies

    May 27, 2020 at 1:42 am

    @NotMax:

    They’re a pretty similar shade, alright.

  20. 20.

    West of the Rockies

    May 27, 2020 at 1:45 am

    Totally OT, but it’s late night, so I will ask:  anyone encountered Abbey Park, a steampunk band?  Their covers of Minnie the Moocher and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang are very fun and catchy.

  21. 21.

    Laura Too

    May 27, 2020 at 1:48 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I want that police force. :( I’m up listening to gunfire and teargas canisters.

  22. 22.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 27, 2020 at 1:49 am

    CNN: A month after reopening, Georgia coronavirus cases continue slow and steady

    A month since Georgia took some of the earliest and most extensive steps to reopen parts of its economy, Covid-19 cases have largely flattened in the state, albeit with a slight recent uptick.

    “The bad news is we are not seeing a reduction in transmission, but I don’t see a spike in transmission,” said Dr. Gerardo Chowell, professor of mathematical epidemiology at Georgia State University’s School of Public Health.

    Data from the Georgia Department of Health shows that the seven-day moving average of coronavirus cases steadily declined from late April until mid-May, a reflection of the earlier stay-at-home order. The moving average of cases then flattened at just over 500 new cases per day, and the totals have risen slightly since May 12.

    […]

    Some health experts worried that the reopening, combined with the state’s limited testing capability, could lead to an increase in cases that could overwhelm hospitals, such as happened in Albany, Georgia, in the early days of the pandemic.

    So far, that fear has not been borne out. The preliminary data suggests that reopening has not led to a spike in cases — but the virus has continued to steadily infect people and shows no signs of waning.

    “I’m proud of what we accomplished over the last several weeks, but we cannot rest on our laurels,” Republican Gov. Brian Kemp said last week. “We need to further expand access to testing and we need to encourage Georgians to make it a priority.”

    Dr. Carlos Del Rio, a professor of epidemiology at Emory’s Rollins School of Public Health, said he thought Georgia was doing OK but worried about the beginning of an uptick in cases. Because the virus can spread so rapidly, a small increase can quickly spiral into a major spike without proper precautions

    […]

    Dr. Chowell told CNN the recent increase in cases was likely due more to expanded testing in the state rather than the reopening. He said he expected the current transmission rate to remain steady through the summer.

    However, both Del Rio and Chowell said Georgia’s issues with its testing data made their analysis somewhat uncertain.

    Georgia was one of several states that combined numbers from diagnostic and antibody tests on their website. Because those two tests measure different things — diagnostic tests check for current infection, and antibody tests check for past infection — combining them could draw a misleading picture of where the virus is spreading and how many people currently have the virus.

  23. 23.

    West of the Rockies

    May 27, 2020 at 1:49 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Trump is said to wear lifts.  He slathers on bronzer and has plugs.  He must be wildly insecure, which explains his incessant need for praise.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    May 27, 2020 at 1:51 am

    @West of the Rockies

    steampunk band

    ??

    Guitar, drums and calliope?

  25. 25.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 27, 2020 at 1:52 am

    @joel hanes:

    It’s not any better. As long as 60% or higher alcohol is contained in the hand sanitizer, it will kill the virus provided enough is used for 20-30 seconds. Handwashing is more for when the hands are visibly soiled.

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    May 27, 2020 at 2:01 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    It’s more thorough when it comes to things like getting under and flushing out underneath the nails.

  27. 27.

    West of the Rockies

    May 27, 2020 at 2:12 am

    @NotMax:

    They sound a little like a klezmer metal band, but with steampunk attire.

  28. 28.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 27, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @NotMax:

    That is true. Generally speaking, hand sanitizer is fine to use. It’s preferable to use soap and water if you can, but sanitizer is good on the go

  29. 29.

    smike

    May 27, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @NotMax:

    If you have a source of plentiful, clean water and soap, hand washing is great, but I don’t see any problem with scraping some of that hand sanitizer under your fingernails (even if they are not-so-clean).

  30. 30.

    Kent

    May 27, 2020 at 2:46 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:Where can I get that mask Biden is wearing? That has some style to it.

    And Biden’s confidence with that mask is pretty amazing to watch.

    It looks just like the ones I just bought on Amazon.  They came today.  Nice and soft and comfortable.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0876HQ55Q/

  31. 31.

    CaseyL

    May 27, 2020 at 2:56 am

    @West of the Rockies: Do you mean Abney Park?  Back when I went to Steampunk conventions, their concerts were a high point.  I just loved everything about them.

    I don’t go to cons anymore, and stopped going to stand-alone concerts ages ago.  The thing is, I much prefer Abney live.  There’s  nothing wrong with their recorded music, per se – but the lead singer’s voice for some reason is much softer and milder in the studio.  Live, he  has powerful pipes, it’s like the voice of God.

  32. 32.

    trollhattan

    May 27, 2020 at 3:35 am

    @Laura Too:

    HK?

  33. 33.

    James E Powell

    May 27, 2020 at 3:49 am

    @CaseyL:

    Abney Park is doing streaming quarantine concerts.

  34. 34.

    Bruce K

    May 27, 2020 at 4:18 am

    I was wondering if that AdotSad tweet was being sarcastic, and then I looked at its feed in an incognito window, and now I desperately want to punch something until it breaks.

  35. 35.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    May 27, 2020 at 4:44 am

    →

  36. 36.

    Luciamia

    May 27, 2020 at 4:45 am

    @Amir Khalid:  I think  that’s why Hume likes it. Hair gently aloft in the breeze. Maybe he’s fantasizing some kind of Lifetime movie.

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    May 27, 2020 at 7:40 am

    @joel hanes:

    Now it’s 12 feet? I thought it was 6 feet. Originally it was 3 feet.

  38. 38.

    different-church-lady

    May 27, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Joe Biden: “He’s a fool.”

    Biden’s gonna win this by being more of an alpha dog than Trump. Hard to believe, since Trump manages to alpha dog nearly everyone simply by the fact that he has no clue he’s not an alpha dog.

    ******

    And P.S.:
    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

      And Biden’s confidence with that mask is pretty amazing to watch.

    That’s the kind of thing I’m talking about.

  39. 39.

    Uncle Cosmo

    May 27, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Maybe he’s got a stash of merthiolate he uses as hand sanitizer & face wash.

  40. 40.

    J R in WV

    May 27, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    @joel hanes:

    cleaning your hands with sanitizer

    Just my periodic reminder that properly washing your hands with soap and water is better.

    Yes, of course it is. And when 4-door SUV’s come with running hot water, I’ll do that more and use alcohol-based hand sanitizer less often.
    But for now, when I get back into my vehicle while out shopping, I goober up with hi-test 77% ethanol hand sanitizer, and lots of it.

    I try to avoid setting it on fire, too!!

  41. 41.

    andy

    May 28, 2020 at 5:15 am

    Forget the mask (though those are easy enough to hammer out even hand sewing), but how about his socks?

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