There are so many awful things about Trump and his coterie of dipshits, scumbags, and malcontents that it is hard to narrow down what the worst part about them might be. In just a few short years they have amassed a record number of sins against decency, morality, and the law, both big and small, and every aspect of their existence simply appalls me. But still, every now and then, they do something that just sets me off and just makes me berserk. Things like this:
Donald Trump and his entourage reportedly failed to eat a single item of a special vegetarian feast prepared for him during his trip to India.
The American president and his wife, Melania, were presented with the menu during their visit to Gandhi Ashram in Ahmedabad, one of the former homes of the Indian independence hero.
In an effort to please the famously carnivorous tastes of the president, the chef — a well-known award-winning chef called Suresh Khanna — adapted a number of famous Indian delicacies to make them more recognisable for their guests and even included more familiar items such as chocolate-chip cookies and apple pie.
But neither Mr Trump nor the First Lady touched anything from the special high tea menu.
“Some food items were arranged for the members of the visiting delegation, but neither the US President nor the First Lady had anything during their visit to the Ashram,” one of the Ashram’s trustees, Kartikeya Sarabhai, told the PTI news agency.
Mr Trump is infamous for enjoying a classically American diet, featuring cheeseburgers, Diet Coke, well-done steak and ice cream among his favourite dishes.
I just want to scream. I would absolutely kill to experience this. The top chef in India preparing a personally designed meal for me?
Everything about these fucking lowlifes is awful. They have no taste, no class, no sophistication, no appreciation of the actual finer things in life. Just horrid. I know we are supposed to all be rending garments about the debate performances tonight (I did not watch), but fuck it all I’d do anything to have any fucking one of them replace Trump. Even god damned Bloomberg.
I know this is a minor thing considering everything they have done, but if I am still alive in 50 years (I won’t be. God, I hope I won’t be unless they do find a cure for aging) this will be one of the things I am still salty about and will remember every time the name Trump is brought up.