What’s this, Prince Andrew isn’t cooperating with the Epstein investigation? I mean, he said he would, right? Sometimes I think–and hear me out on this, because I know it’s controversial–that people who have underage sex with boys or girls sometimes band together into secret groups guarded by institutional privilege.
Now, I’m not sure about that, and there may indeed be another side to this. I mean, alleged rapists have feelings too, amirite? I’m sure Prince Andrew, Duke of York, KG, GCVO, GD, ADC(P), POS, must be going through a tough time right now and just hasn’t gotten around to talking to prosecutors at the SDNY about his boon companion Jeffrey Epstein. Also, what about his rights? Shouldn’t he be innocent until proven guilty in a court of law by testimony from grown women trying to put something horrible in their past behind them, who should be happy to take time from their new lives to dredge up the details of how they were raped as teenagers, all while being dragged through the mud by attorneys paid millions of dollars by the men they’re accusing?