Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol. pic.twitter.com/OM6YMlLNp9
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 14, 2019
I hear there’s a new one out:
counterpoint: you were going to think about failsons and the corrupt remains of a dying republic anyway, might as well think about the version with lasers and attractive people https://t.co/hc02gtML9b
— Starfish Who Sold Out Botswana to the French (@IRHotTakes) December 18, 2019
1. Exciting if somewhat safe adventure movie
2. Controversial sequel that makes bold choices in narrative and direction
3. Heavily commercialized, largely disappointing conclusion
Wow, they really did just remake the original trilogy.
— Geoff @ tired (@G0ffThew) December 18, 2019
Even if it wasn't the biggest franchise on Earth, how did they not make triple ultra sure the LOST guy had an ending this time?! https://t.co/paN96yhWd4
— Johnny McNulty, War on Christmas Strike Leader (@JohnnyMcNulty) December 18, 2019
Invoicing Disney $1.7 million for a memo that reads, in its entirety, "you will never be able to please the most unappeasable sour-patch franchise nerds, because they fundamentally cannot and do not want to be pleased." I'd expect them to ignore it, but I'd love that money.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) December 18, 2019
Anyway, you all should just play tabletop RPGs so you can ruin your own fantasy adventures.
— Starfish Who Sold Out Botswana to the French (@IRHotTakes) December 19, 2019