Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Every MSM headline appears to be written by DougJ. i hope he’s getting paid.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

I can’t take this shit today. I just can’t.

The math demands it!

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

The revolution will be supervised.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

This is all too absurd to be reality, right?

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

The willow is too close to the house.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

This fight is for everything.

No one could have predicted…

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‘Tales of Thrilling Adventure’ Open Thread: Chris ‘Mad Bitcher’ Cillizza & His Talking Points of Derpitude

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  1. 1.

    WereBear

    There were people who predicted that dumbing down the news from the 24/7 demands would cause more idiocy to spread among the population.

    But they were libs, so no one listened.

  3. 3.

    Chief Oshkosh

    @WereBear: 

    I don’t think that’s the case here. It’s not the 24/7 aspect that’s dumbing it down, it’s instead a very deliberate strategy by the owners.

    For those of us old enough to remember how Ted Turner ran CNN, it’s pretty easy to imagine Ted slapping Cilizza right in the face on live TV, then turning to the camera and apologizing to America for ever having hired the ass in the first place.

    Media conglomeration by (of course) the upper 0.0001% is what drives a lot of this.

  10. 10.

    SFAW

    I was spending a few minutes, trying to think up something appropriately snarky, or (half-)witty, regarding Cillizza, the FTFTFNYT, and so forth, and just quit, because this bullshit is starting to drain me.

  11. 11.

    Duane

    Cillizza admits he just can’t be bothered to do his job. His boss should help him find a new one.

  12. 12.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    What’s hard to understand?
    Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, has been credibly accused of using his office for personal, partisan purposes. The GOP doesn’t like it, because it might hurt their re-election chances, and are presenting defenses that are an insult to the intelligence and integrity of their constituents.

    Oh, wait, this is Cillizza. I forgot he was the idiot who said “I’ve helped magnify accusations about Hillary Clinton’s e-mails, and openly worried that the issue would destroy her campaign, and couldn’t be arsed to point out that the entire issue was bogus, and based on false accusations of criminality coming from the GOP, including their candidate for President, who seemed eager to abuse his law enforcement powers. And the question is, WHY couldn’t the Clinton campaign put the issue to bed conclusively? Why did they fail at this trivially easy task, where all she had to do was convince the entire right wing media to stop attacking her based on false premises.”

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