Incredibly cursed and also substantially less unrealistic than you would hope https://t.co/1teA7YAPxI
— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) November 25, 2019
I mean, Priebus is out there too while we’re at it pic.twitter.com/F0DBlMxwLK
— Cargoshortasaurus (@leptopterygius) November 24, 2019
I *think* we can still joke about this, because Spicer doesn’t “look great on TV”, and Priebus hasn’t shown sufficient doglike loyalty to the Oval Office Occupant. As long as Pete Hegseth doesn’t want to give up his Fox News duties…
John Revolta
Some guy from a Reality show? That’s just crazy.
Rusty
Yet again, everything Trump touches is corrupted. The Navy plays along thinking it will get all those shiny ships it desires, but ends up losing its soul of order and discipline. At first it looks like there is some actual integrity somewhere, when the first reports are threats to quit if a murderer isn’t kicked out. But then it turns out that of course they were willing to give Trump what he wanted and only end up destroying themselves. The fish rots from the head, but Trump seems uniquely able to bring out the most deep flaws of everyone that falls within his orbit. It’s quite extraordinary.
hells littlest angel
Shouldn’t they bring in someone with no experience to shake the Navy up and drain the swamp? Sure, it will be tough to sail on dry land, but this is the new paradigm!
Patricia Kayden
Trump can be the Navy Secretary. Y’all are forgetting that he’s a stable genius who knows all the best words.
JPL
@Patricia Kayden: He’s already running the Navy, Spencer just had the title.
Spanky
Does the SECNAV need Senate confirmation? Cause I’m thinking we could be seeing a Secretary Gallagher in the near future.
ETA; Blech.
Shalimar
@Spanky: Trump’s original SECNAV nominee withdrew from consideration when he found out he had to disclose all of his extensive investments and assets, so yes, needs Senate confirmation. Spencer was finally confirmed in August of 2107.
Honus
Whoever it is, you can bet he will take the navy back to steam catapaults. Probably coal-fired steam propulsion too, which will insure Trump carries West Virginia. Its a win-win.
Scott P.
I can’t recognize Sean Spicer anymore unless Melissa McCarthy is playing him.
Warblewarble
Loyalty is as loyalty does.Rick Perry worships a vindictive shit.
anarchoRex
Is… Is this a Warhammer reference?
Warblewarble
This remake of All The Preznidents Shits, really stinks