Via The Washington Post, this glimpse of the GOP id:
Could the glitterati** of the Florida Gulf Coast find anything objectionable in Congressman Francis Rooney’s pretty anodyne statements?
Griff then unfolds a serious of interviews with — and I don’t know how to put this politely — delusional white people who testify to the perfection of Trump while denouncing all those apostates and unbelievers who do not bask in his glorious orange glow. A sample from a glitter artist specializing in Trump themed jewelry and keepsakes:
*How is that not a Daily Planet reporter’s name?
**Wait for it.
Image: Jacques Stella, Solomon sacrificing to the idols, 1647