America, Fuck Yeah


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    Leto says:

    What? Send you more dick pics? Copy that! Open the flood gates, boys!

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    Damien says:

    I really hope he gets nothing but male gape photos from now until eternity.

    Fuck this guy.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Leto: Given the reputation for drinking his own urine direct from the tap on video, maybe you want to rephrase flood gates.

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    Sorry, but I have trouble keeping track of all the Republican assholes. Are people sending him dick pics on general principle, or has he done something specific that makes him especially deserving?

    ETA: And I guess Adam L Silverman has answered this.

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    NotMax says:



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    Tim C. says:

    @NotMax: I think you just managed to both win the internet and both deserve to get a time-out at the same time.

    Good work.

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist says:

    Insert “is it real, or is it the Onion?” emoji here. Is this a person I should be aware of, or an internet character like Mrs Betty Bowers and Owen’s Grandpa and Merkin Patriot?

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Roger Moore: @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He goes by the nickname Joey Salads. He’s a local asshat from Staten Island. Basically stereotypical Staten Islander who runs a racist YouTube channel who is now running as a Republican to try to unseat Max Rose, the current Democratic congressman from that district.

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    Joey Maloney says:

    I sent him a Nixon headshot.

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    Ruckus says:

    @Adam L Silverman:
    I knew I left something out of a comment downstairs. Asshat.
    Take off the hat and he’s all ass.
    OK I’ll stop now.

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    HumboldtBlue says:

    To lighten the mood and inject some style into this thread, here’s a band I was introduced to today.

    The California Honeydrops.

    Motherfucker can sing.

    Oakland roots.

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    Ladyraxterinok says:

    He’s really a mess. Interviewed by Breitbart and proud of it. Hates AOC.

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    Eric NNY says:

    Damnit, I’m an older gay man who tries to keep his dick to himself but boy is this tempting.

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    joel hanes says:


    thank you thank you thank you
    that was perfectly splendid

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    Mary G says:

    The Judiciary Committee hearing on police brutality was our politics in a nutshell:

    See reaction from @DrPhilGoff to conservative @HMDatMI as she asserts at a House Oversight hearing on policing that concerns about police shooting black people are overstated.— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 19, 2019

    Heather Mac Donald goes on to say it's actually *white* people who are hurt by police, and @DrPhilGoff vigorously shakes his head "no."— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 19, 2019

    It goes on, but I’ll get put in moderation. At the end Matt Gaetz tries to quote Al Sharpton.

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    JaySinWA says:

    @Eric NNY: You could always Cheney that ass.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    @Adam L Silverman:
    Indian PM Morarji Desai was famous for doing this too (some kind of traditional medicinal practice, as I recall) but to my knowledge Desai never videoed it coming out of the tap, as it were.

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    HumboldtBlue says:

    Michael D. Collins has been described as Danny Devito portraying Bernie Sander.

    Here’s how an Irishman described him:

    “He’s our tiny wizard President. He waits in line at atms. He buys people ice-cream. He speaks up, loudly, for the downtrodden. He’s a poet and a University professor. His name is Michael D. Higgins, or as he’s affectionately known (because a child on tv called him this) Miggledy.”

    There’s a president we know and respect.

    Youse will love him cuz his doggos are devoted.

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    patrick II says:

    It’s at times like this that I most appreciate the Streisand principle.

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    Chetan Murthy says:

    @HumboldtBlue: “Be proud to be a decent American, rather than just a wanker whipping up fear!”

    Damn, I need a cigarette after that!

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    Chetan Murthy says:

    @Chetan Murthy: I especially liked how his hapless opponent (Graham) kept repeatedly trying to interrupt, only to get trampled each time by Higgins’ barrelling delivery. The man simply had no chance ….

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    ruemara says:

    Joey Salads. How are these people smart enough to breathe?

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    Amir Khalid says:

    It’s not often that a president’s nickname sounds like a term of endearment. Usually it’s the opposite of one.

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    joel hanes says:


    I only attended the Strawberry Music Festival a couple times, fifteen years or so ago.
    I can see that I should have kept going.

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    hervevillechaizelounge says:


    I assume his name is some kind of pun relating to tossed salad (which is code for an unmentionable sex act).

    And if it’s not it should be.

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    Patricia Kayden says:

    Dicks for a dick.

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    I wonder how many people have sent him pictures of himself?

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    debbie says:


    Does anything more need to be said than “Staten Island”?

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    The Lodger says:

    @HumboldtBlue: Michael Collins is another famous Irishman, not the current president of Ireland.

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