Ringfenced for Sanitation Debate Recap: The Dark Psychic Forces Promoter

Ooo, shiny! Our Modern Media celebrities have the attention span of an ADD three-year-old on a Red Bull binge. If (when) the American Experiment crashes into Armageddon, its epitaph will be But Think of the Ratings!

(They actually call themselves the #orbgang. No, srsly.)

Anybody remember Lily Tomlin’s Tasteful Lady character from SNL? Mrs. Earbore was from Grosse Pointe, as Ms. Williamson claimed to be, and the Earbore decendents are Marianne’s natural… voters. The packaging has changed, but the absolute removal from normal human experience remains the same.

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    David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch says:

    So I came here to you, sweet lady
    Answering your mystical call
    Crystal ball on the table
    Showing the future, the past
    Same cat with them evil eyes
    And I knew it was a spell she’d cast

    She’s just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She’s gonna get you

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    A Ghost To Most says:

    Another stupid Wu merchant. Wake me up when the pretenders are gone.

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    SFAW says:

    “Chakra Con”? Outstanding.

    So who will be the first irredeemable cretin to write “Warren brought the plans, but Williamson brought the moral clarity.”

    Probably easier to count up those who don’t.

    but the makeup artists always cry when they meet her

    I get that a lot, but probably not in the way Ben Smith meant it

    ETA: And it’s nice (so to speak) to see that The Virgin Ben (i.e., Shapiro) is still a moron. At least the Traitor-in-Chief hasn’t destroyed ALL the norms

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    SFAW says:

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Another stupid Wu merchant.

    Does she have a doctorate in it? Does her mansion have 36 chambers? Perhaps there’s a Method to her madness?

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    Shalimar says:

    I am shocked that Shapiro’s entire take is a lie. He’s just rooting for the Dem candidate he thinks will do the worst. Every other word is bullshit.

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    Paul T says:

    The debates are completely worthless, unless you are selling ad time on a network. The candidates would have a better night if they were on a voter registration drive. When entire “instant analysis” is crap about who zinged who and which person did the most stupid thing, that is when the networks know they have won the night. I stopped watching these tv shows years ago, because they were covered the same way over and over and over.

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    Hermann Fegelein says:

    NO, not SNL

    Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-in

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    A Ghost To Most says:

    @SFAW: Grifters gonna grift. She’s no different than Osteen, Falwell, Graham, Catholic bishops, etc.

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    ThresherK says:

    @David 🎅🎄Merry Christmas🎄🎅 Koch: There is no such thing as too much Cliff Richard for some of us.

    Mind you, I have more of his albums than most Americans know of his singles.

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    Adam says:

    She’s got this weird Jeannine Pirro vibe to me. I bet Cecily Strong is just dying to play her on SNL.

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    Enhanced Voting Techniques says:

    So the crack heads of the press think a radical i is someone with specific plan finical policy reform like Warren. These guys are idiots.

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    retiredeng says:

    I believe Lily Tomlin’s “Tasteful Lady” was not from SNL but Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In.

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    SFAW says:

    @Hermann Fegelein:
    Hey, asshole, why don’t you change your nym/nom to “Adolf Hitler” or maybe “Reinhard Heydrich” or possibly “Heinrich Himmler”? That would be almost as hilarious.

    Did LGM ban you, so you came over here, thinking people wouldn’t get the “joke”?

    Fuck off and die.

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    HinTN says:

    Just for the record, Grosse Pointe is full of really wealthy (mostly white) people.

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    JGabriel says:

    Dana Houle via Anne Laurie @ Top:

    [Im not not sure Williamson did pull any votes tonight. But she did probably lock down some delegates from Contrarian Hot Takississippi]

    Houle must have pretty tired when that was written: The obvious state-based pun on Hot Take isn’t Hot Takississippi, it’s Hot Take-ota.

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    L85NJGT says:

    @Paul T:

    They need a celebrity panel and someone being voted out after each debate to maximize entertainment value and ratings. This is just ugh.

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    chopper says:


    she aint noithin’ to fuck with, at least.

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    @Adam: Did you see Kate McKinnon’s impression of her on Seth Meyers after the first debate? It was perfect, of course.

    @SFAW: Seconded.

    Ceterum censeo factionem Republicanam esse delendam.

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    Sloegin says:

    Williamson was the first to mention racism in the debate last night, and her reparations answer was great. That being said, healthcare isn’t fixed by ‘just wooing harder!’. I had an aunt who was into the woo that hard, and I wouldn’t vote for her either. Truth, light, and love, everybody.

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    sukabi says:

    I had a cat and the cat died.

    Kid should have followed up with “Did you feed him or just offer love?”

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