What started out as a minor project to replace a few rotted deck boards has now turned into me starting a bonfire and burning piles of cash I don’t have. Apparently the shit for brains who owned this house used untreated 2×10’s all across the midsection of the deck and now I have to rip up the entire god damned midsection of my deck and replace all of the infrastructure. We thought we had all of it last year.
This is not a fucking website rebuild metaphor.
Buy a house they said. You’ll build equity, they said. In ten months I have replaced a fucking $5,000 central air unit, the fucking hot water heater for another cool grand, and now who knows how much on this fucking deck. And it’s a deck I can’t even fucking use for three months in the summer because there is no shade and it is like sitting on the surface of the fucking sun.
Motherfucker. Buy a fucking house and hemorrhage cash. Probably time for one of the fucking dogs to get sick and cost me another fortune. Cocksucker.