everyone: that otter is adorable
evolution: thanks, it has pockets https://t.co/Q3GjwZL4Ky
— Ashley Hamer (@smashleyhamer) May 23, 2019
I love the way otter dude whips out his clam, like a man in a suit jacket pulling out his cigarette case. (Doesn’t offer to share his clams, you’ll notice.)
Also, the tweet text is a sneaky snarky feminist riff… as anyone who’s tried to find a dress that’ll let you carry your wallet & phone already knows.