april fools is impossible now. i just woke up to “elon musk drops rap single about harambe” and “mussolini’s granddaughter is beefing with jim carrey on twitter” and neither of them were jokes
— ✨ ᴀᴘʜᴇx ?️? ᴛᴡɪɴᴋ ✨ (@thenatbird) April 1, 2019
— James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019
April Fools is for shit-posting what New Year's is for drinking. All the clueless amateurs take a stab at it and the world's quantifiably worse off for it.
— Devin Nunes' Mullet (@Zeddary) April 1, 2019
Like, for instance, everyone in the Squatter-in-Chief’s orbit…
Sadly this shit will probably end up on Trump's Twitter before too long https://t.co/o7jyYWi2xo
— Wonkette (@Wonkette) April 1, 2019