Late Night Evil Clowns Open Thread: Tucker Carlson Will Not Be Silenced

Millionaire working for billionaires is OUTRAGED that there is no longer room for FREE SPEECH in our public discourse!!!!

Unless / until the paying customers hastily exit the auditorium…

He has his defenders, because the Horseshoe Theory is real..

But the whole thing is making his imitators nervous…

119 replies
  1. 1

    I get that clowns are creepy and frightening, but that doesn’t justify comparing them to Tucker Carlson.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Roger Moore: Agreed. And while clowns may be creepy and frightening, they aren’t known for being misogynistic, racist assholes.

    Also, have you ever seen a clown whose facial expression is constantly dog-who’s-just-been-shown-a-card-trick?

    And who would take the clown name ‘Fucker Carlson’?

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    Jay says:


    You forgot pedophile,…….

    Pope Hat forgot convicted felon,……

    Adjectives are there for a reason, ppl.

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    Kdaug says:

    Shit, son. You stopped wearing your Magic Bowtie Of Imperious Assholedom. What did you think you was going to happen?

    “Oh, noes, I’ve been exposed as being an entitled prick for lo these many years”

    Do tell

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    West of the Rockies says:

    Let this be the humiliating end to Tucky’s career. May such an end come swiftly for Hannity as well.

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    Mary G says:

    Posted on Twitter right before midnight DC time:

    The U.S. will withdraw all remaining personnel from @usembassyve this week. This decision reflects the deteriorating situation in #Venezuela as well as the conclusion that the presence of U.S. diplomatic staff at the embassy has become a constraint on U.S. policy.— Secretary Pompeo (@SecPompeo) March 12, 2019

    WTF? Are they seriously going to wag the dog in Venezuela?

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    Jerzy Russian says:

    Christ, what an asshole.

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    Suzanne says:

    Look at poor dolt Ben Shapiro, whining about the unfairness of people thinking badly about right wingers based on their own words.

    These people think that free speech means that they should be able to say offensive shit without losing friends. #totallywhattheframersintended

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    Tim C. says:

    @Mary G: Yes.

    1) Has Oil
    2) Barely plausible sheen of legitimacy
    3) Has Oil
    4) They cleared the administration of Mattis, Tillerson and McMaster, who all basically told Trump this was a terrible idea.
    5) Has Oil
    6) The added Bolton who loves war the way I love Tater Tots ( I love Tater Tots a lot)
    7) Has Oil.

    the interesting question is that unlike Bush, Trump has no stamina when it comes to this. First sign of trouble, which won’t take long, he’ll throw everyone under the bus.

    IT’s going to be an epic clusterfuck.

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    Jay says:

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    Between Tucker Carlson’s defense of sexual assault + calling women “extremely primitive,” or Jeanine Pirro’s bigoted diatribe that hijabi women are “antithetical” to the Constitution, who do you think Fox News will give a promotion to first? 🤔
    Quote Tweet
    Brian Stelter
    Breaking: Fox News says “we strongly condemn Jeanine Pirro’s comments about Rep. Ilhan Omar. They do not reflect those of the network and we have addressed the matter with her directly.”
    11:21 AM · Mar 11, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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    West of the Rockies says:

    Tucker: Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying ears?

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    SFAW says:

    @Mary G:

    WTF? Are they seriously going to wag the dog in Venezuela?

    Sort of. To keep the US’s “fingerprints” off the operation, they’re going to send in a covert demolitions team to blow up the German dam, thus crippling Venzenula’s hydroelectric camshaw, which will directly cause problems with their turbo encabulator. They did a practice run in Nambia a few weeks ago. Or something like that.

    This is all being done under the direction and watchful eye of Generalissimo Traitor-in-Chief, and the above “plan” was directly transcribed from his tweets.

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    Jay says:

    @Mary G:


    The US Embassy has been neutralized in Venezuela. There’s nobody to meet with, no “services” they can provide, and they have no impact on whats happening in Venezuela.

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist says:

    by the pricking of my thumbs
    a twitter shit-storm this way comes….

    Citizens for Ethics @ CREWcrew
    BREAKING: The New York attorney general’s office late on Monday issued subpoenas to Deutsche Bank and Investors Bank for records relating to the financing of four major Trump Organization projects and a failed effort to buy the Buffalo Bills in 2014

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    Ruh Roh! It will soon be Associate Justice (ret) Anthony Kennedy’s son’s time in the barrel…

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    @SFAW: You’ve been listening to Marco again, haven’t you.

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    Jay says:

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    Whoah: the creepy org filing bogus ethics complaints against me just *actually* got hit with one of the biggest fines in FEC history.

    They “took a $1.3 million donation from Chinese corporation—breaking federal law barring foreign interference in elections”(!!!) –
    Quote Tweet
    Jon Schwarz
    Luke Thompson, the guy who kicked off the dumb campaign finance smears of @AOC, used to work for the Jeb! Super PAC Right to Rise USA.

    Right to Rise was just hit with one of the biggest fines in FEC history for illegally taking $1.3 mil in Chinese money: (link:

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    West of the Rockies says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Oh, myyyy.

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    SFAW says:


    You’ve been listening to Marco again, haven’t you.

    I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    [Sits back, hums to himself, waits to see if BiGCA buys it.]

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    karen marie says:

    So it’s been an exciting birthday for me. I got food poisoning from my birthday lunch last week, and lost the entire weekend to [use your imagination] and then recovery from same. And today, my actual birthday, I got suspended from twitter pending appeal because I called a person an ignorant little bitch and told her that her children should leave her out on the curb once she’s no longer useful. I was responding to her multiple tweets screaming that all social programs should be eliminated because there are people who are unwilling to work and it sets a bad example.

    I suppose in a way, Twitter gave me the best birthday present ever. If they drag it on long enough, I will simply lose the habit of reading that site full of half rotted garbage. Sounds like a good plan to me!

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    I have no idea what you’re talking about

    Of course, sure.

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    Jay says:

    BTDubs, do not look up “Tucker Carlson” in the Urban Dictionary,

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Mary G: @Jay: And you want to get them out before it becomes a hostage extraction situation where it takes several SEAL teams.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @West of the Rockies: Yep. Sorry, didn’t mean to tag you on that comment as it wasn’t actually a response to your comment. Fat fingered erroneous click.

    But you are correct in your Oh myyyy!

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @karen marie: Happy birthday!!!!

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    Jay says:

    @karen marie:

    There’s a few twitteratti I google from time to time, like We Rate Dogs, but I stay out of the comments and don’t engage. Too many Orc’s, ya know?

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    Why do scary clown stuff right before my bedtime?

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    West of the Rockies says:


    Blech… Juvenile, but accurate.

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    The Dangerman says:

    I’m on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch.

    So, THAT’S what desperation sounds like.

    Bye, Tucker. I had Ms. Pirro in the pool for the next Foxy to get canned but that was a nice run down the back stretch…

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    Mandalay says:

    Notwithstanding his assholery about Rep. Omar last week, Judd Legum has been leading the way on going after Carlson for months, so credit where it’s due. From his tweets this evening:

    One giveaway that Tucker Carlson’s comments are indefensible is that he isn’t even trying to defend them

    Tucker Carlson had just one major national advertiser tonight


    Everything else was just My Pillow, Super Beta Prostate, Fox News promos, etc

    Joan Walsh is promising more news later today.

    Is it too much to hope for that Tucker Fox finally gets his comeuppance?

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    Jay says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Normally Coups etc are run out of the Embassy.

    The US has “own goaled” itself for long enough in Venezuela that it’s effectively an Island. It’s as useful to US goals, plots or impact on the Venezuelan Crisis as the US Embassy in Tehran, which has been sitting empty for decades.

    The people there arn’t doing anything, and won’t be able to do anything for years, might as well bring them home now, while the gettings good.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Mandalay: No, Fox only fires people if Fox is facing legal or regulatory jeopardy. For stuff like this, they don’t care. Controversy creates cash. It’ll further lock in his current regular views and move the occasional ones into full timers.

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    sukabi says:

    @Mary G: looks like it…outcome won’t be what they expect as spur of the moment, impulse actions by competent people generally don’t turn out well….and these are not competent people.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Jay: Yep.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Jay: I feel I’ll lead a happier life not knowing about the kiddie diddling.

    Side question: Do we have to declare war on Australia, or can the US just charge Rupert Murdoch with crimes against humanity without a declaration?

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    Pogonip says:

    Son of Pogonip has FOUND THE MUSTARD!

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    West of the Rockies says:

    If they have any self-respect, Carlson’s wife (and daughters if he has any) should freeze him out of their lives for a few days (or decades).

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    NotMax says:


    In the conservatory, with the wrench?


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    @Pogonip: It’s a mirage, don’t believe it. Hold on reality Poponip.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @Pogonip: You’ve disclosed too much! Execute your ex-fil plan immediately!

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    The Dangerman says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    No, Fox only fires people if Fox is facing legal or regulatory jeopardy.

    I think Tucker’s gone before the week’s out. He’s Glenn Beck barely warmed over; the only person booted faster was Kimberly G., who proved even banging a Trump couldn’t save you with Fox if you really fuck up.

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    West of the Rockies says:

    Totally OT, but Star Trek Discovery last night was stellar! (Pun, of course, intended.) It had humor and did not run off in seventy-eight different directions.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @West of the Rockies: He has a 14 year old daughter. I think Child Protective Services needs to make a welfare check.

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    Jay says:


    All the US is gonna do is yell some and tweet some.

    There are no “allies”, there are no Venezuelan “contras”, and even the OAS isn’t paying any attention to the US anymore.

    All the US can do is shit-stir.

    “The New York Times is reporting Sunday that the fire was actually started by supporters of oppostion leader Juan Guiado.

    “Unpublished footage obtained by The New York Times and previously released tapes — including footage released by the Colombian government, which has blamed Mr. Maduro for the fire — allowed for a reconstruction of the incident. It suggests that a Molotov cocktail thrown by an antigovernment protester was the most likely trigger for the blaze. At one point, a homemade bomb made from a bottle is hurled toward the police, who were blocking a bridge connecting Colombia and Venezuela to prevent the aid trucks from getting through. But the rag used to light the Molotov cocktail separates from the bottle, flying toward the aid truck instead. Half a minute later, that truck is in flames. The same protester can be seen 20 minutes earlier, in a different video, hitting another truck with a Molotov cocktail, without setting it on fire.”

    The Times also reported:

    Many of Mr. Maduro’s critics claim that he ordered medication set on fire during the border standoff — even though many of his people have died of medicine shortages in hospitals. Yet the claim about a shipment of medicine, too, appears to be unsubstantiated, according to videos and interviews. The United States Agency for International Development, the principal supplier of the aid at the bridge, did not list medicine among its donations.

    “They tried a false flag operation, that supposedly the people of Venezuela had burned a truck carrying rotten food — no, no, no — it was they themselves, it was the criminals of Iván Duque,” Mr. Maduro told a crowd, referring to Colombia’s president. “

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    Mnemosyne says:

    He’s wearing a toupee, right? I don’t think that hair is natural to any human.

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    smike says:

    @West of the Rockies:
    “If they have any self-respect…”

    I think I found the problem.

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    NotMax says:


    “Seltzer wishes and rubber chicken dreams.”
      – Lifestyles of the Rich and Clownish


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    Jay says:


    Rupert is the right gender, skin colour and wealthy enough that hevis untouchable to both the US Justice System and the illegal Rendition Programs. ICE likes him.

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    West of the Rockies says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    “When I said women are primitive and basic, I didn’t mean you, honey!”

    Tucker has a brother with an even worse name: Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson.

    Faces demand to be punched.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Tim C.: Along with your decades-old, 24/7, war boner for tarter tots (no judgement), do you also have a crazy ghostly moustache?

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    NotMax says:

    @West of the Rockies

    Tuck and Buck.

    Never came close to playing the Orpheum circuit.


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    Mandalay says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Controversy creates cash.

    Not when the major advertisers are jumping ship. There must be a point at which Carlson is just too toxic for companies to be willing to be associated with him.

    Bayer was the only major advertiser on his show last night, and I’m sure that they are receiving thousands of emails telling them not to associate their brand with a radioactive creep like Carlson as a result of that. And Carlson can’t claim he misspoke, or his words were taken out of context. He was repeatedly making detailed arguments in support of his sick views. All he’s really got as a defense is his right to free speech, “Watch my show to see what I believe!“, and “But it was 10 years ago!“. That’s pretty weak sauce.

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    West of the Rockies says:

    @West of the Rockies:

    Do people just look for dumb-ass random names? Ruprick Arsden Bipley Jefferies, the third…

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    West of the Rockies says:


    But that was so ten years ago when I was just a young lad of 39!

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    NotMax says:

    @West of the Rockies

    The Swanson is understandable, as he’s an heir to the TV dinner fortune.

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    Jay says:

    @West of the Rockies:

    So, before he was on Faux NotNews but instead was “Tucker” on MSNBC?

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    hervevillechaizelounge says:

    Gotta say, I always knew republicans were racist and misogynist but their across-the-board enthusiasm for child rape has really taken me by surprise.

    I mean, I knew Southern republicans aspired to child brides but I really didn’t think the buttoned-down Ivy League type were closet kiddie-fiddlers. Pizzagate should’ve tipped me off—with republicans every accusation is a confession.

    Ten bucks says Ben Shapiro is worried about his pro-pedophilia opinions being dragged into the light. If I wasn’t so worried about our inevitable war in Venezuela I’d be wallowing in schadenfreude at his anxiety.

    I love how these twisted fucks would be the first ones to call gay folks deviants—if NAMBLA was for straight men they’d all be card-carrying members.

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    smike says:

    @West of the Rockies:
    Hmmm, Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson. I think I used to get emails from them (had to spam ’em). Some kind of personal lawyer scam thing.

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    NotMax says:

    Possible spoiler for the movie State and Main.

    “Never take advice from a man in a bow tie.”

    @West of the Rockies

    Henry Hyde’s “youthful indiscretions” were from when he was in his forties. IOKIYAR.

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    Mart says:

    @SFAW: My understanding is if our Marines get control of the German Dam, we basically have Venezuela by the short hairs. This will be a very short and nearly bloodless engagement. V. I. C. T. O. R. Y – victory, victory, hear my cry! USA, USA, USA!!!

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    Doug R says:

    @West of the Rockies:

    Totally OT, but Star Trek Discovery last night was stellar! (Pun, of course, intended.) It had humor and did not run off in seventy-eight different directions.

    Loved that “previously on STAR TREK” with the cut from Jeffrey Hunter to Anson Mount.

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    karen marie says:

    @Adam L Silverman: Thank you! I am filled with rage! As I usually am on my birthday!

    @Jay: I try to control myself. I’ve gotten “warned” a couple times for saying fuck. This time I even rewrote the tweet to delete the “fuck”! Have the administrators of that site ever seen it? Jesus.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @West of the Rockies: Sounds like John Oliver will have a new issue of Punchable Face magazine on Sunday.

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    Achrachno says:

    @Jay: “Right to Rise was just hit with one of the biggest fines in FEC history for illegally taking $1.3 mil in Chinese money”

    Was that truckloads of money? I remember something about money coming from somewhere in truckloads, for Jeb.

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    Jay says:

    @karen marie:

    99% of twitter is a cesspool, the Company is run by a Nazi, and the “moderation” hates progressives. They enlisted Nazi’s to write their algorythms.

    If you want to ratio morons on twitter, it’s best to be clever, snarky, not angry.

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    @Jay: Rupert’s a US citizen, not sure why ICE would be involved.

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    Jay says:


    In both yuan and dollars it’s just two large duffle bags.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

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    karen marie says:

    @Doug R: Speaking of “outer space,” have you all seen the puppet cartoon (I don’t know what that’s called) from 1963 called Fireball XL5 on Amazon? I remember seeing it as a tot in 1963 but it is astonishing as an adult 56 years later! Wow!

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    Jay says:


    which German Dam holds Venezula’s short and curlies?

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    Jay says:


    ICE deports Americans as well.

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    Adam L Silverman says:

    @karen marie: Nobody ever thinks to throw someone a surprise tri-state killing spree themed birthday party. I don’t know why that is? Or why my side career as a party planner never really took off?//

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @karen marie: Is it stop motion like the skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts?

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    NotMax says:

    @karen marie

    From the Gerry “Thunderbirds are GO!” Anderson stable of programs.

    Cheesy even when it was fresh.

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    Jay says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I went as a Cereal Killer one Halloween,

    Almost nobody got it,

    And most of those who did, were offended,

    The box even said “Surprise Inside!”

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    Mandalay says:


    do not look up “Tucker Carlson” in the Urban Dictionary,

    Sensible and responsible advice. But if you are reckless enough to ignore that warning, on no account should you read the following definition of “doing a Tucker Carlson“:

    Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

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    MisterForkbeard says:

    @Doug R: Discovery is doing pretty great this season (the “previously on….” thing was brilliant).

    But for my money, The Orville is doing a better job of Trek. Especially this season, with the episode about the doctor and the robot.

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    Debbie(Aussie) says:

    @mrmoshpotato: we don’t like him any more than you do. War is so messy. Can’t we both support charges of crimes against all English speaking peoples?

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    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice says:

    @karen marie: Crap! I’m so sorry – about the birthday food poisoning, not so much about Twitter, which is pretty much the digital equivalent of the aftermath of food poisoning. In a horrid coincidence, I spent the whole night of my most recent birthday circling the porcelain with a bout of food poisoning – and then had to go to the DMV at 9 am the next morning because my license had expired. My license photo is so fucking lovely.

    Here’s to a much better coming year for both of us!

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    NotMax says:


    Marionettes. And a strange quasi-romantic theme song.

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    Ruckus says:

    @Adam L Silverman:
    That was no typo. That was an inadvertent truth.

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    Debbie(Aussie) says:

    @karen marie: happy belated birthday. Was mine too.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Debbie(Aussie): That’s funny. I don’t remember committing any crimes against humanity.

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    Jay says:

    “‘New York Times’ Corrects Story By Admitting They Burned Venezuela Aid Convoy”

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @NotMax: I want an intergalactic jet ski now.

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    Debbie(Aussie) says:

    I am sorry if I worded that badly. I meant to say that instead of declaring war on Australia, the US & Australia together, should have Rupert charged with crimes. He is ruining the US , Australia and UK with his outsize influence. It is utterly abhorrent.

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    NotMax says:


    Keep on saving those S&H Green Stamps. (Another reference from the same time period.)


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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Debbie(Aussie): Agreed.

    Charged, tried, hopefully convicted, then buried UNDER the prison.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @NotMax: I’ll keep saving them once I find my time machine. It’s around here somewhere…

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    Jay says:


    Needs to be some place easily accessible, clearly marked, with a beer stand so that visitors can rehydrate after their abolutions.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Jay: abolutions?

    Does electric yellow have you by the brain banana?

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    Jay says:


    People need to have two choices to mark the grave,


    And #2

    I was trying to be swove and deboner.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @Jay: I see. was coming back with Huh?

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    Jay says:


    Sophistimacated even.

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    NotMax says:


    The nice thing about a time machine is that it shows up sooner or later.

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    mrmoshpotato says:

    @NotMax: Ba dum tiss!

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    Jay says:


    Extra O in the spelling,

    Ritual cleansing before worship which may included evacuation or even enemas.

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    Sab says:

    @MisterForkbeard: I only discovered the Orville a couple of months ago and I love it. I was almost in tears by the end of the episode with Bortus’s ex. Although the battle scenes go on too long, reminding me of the chicken fights in family guy.

    Beautiful sets, women military professionals dressed like professionals, morally complex stories, and goofy jokes.

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    PIGL says:

    @Debbie(Aussie): If there were an affective counter intelligence agency anywhere in the English speaking world (or Bangladesh) He and his entire family would’ve died in a series of tragic accidents thirty years ago

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    Debbie(Aussie) says:

    @mrmoshpotato: @Jay: Agreed 😀

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    Debbie(Aussie) says:

    @PIGL: They, the Murdoch dynasty, are the preeminent example of why we need a wealth tax. Too much money in too few hands.

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    Brachiator says:


    I only discovered the Orville a couple of months ago and I love it.

    I’ve warmed to the show. I like the characters. I hate the goofy jokes and the lame idea that the crew love 20th century Earth culture.

    But I appreciate that the show is more than a Trek wanna be.

    I just wish that Seth MacFarlane was a better actor.

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    Dan B says:

    @Jay: Friends went to a costume party whose invite said come as your favorite cheese. Some came as Chesus of Nazareth. (with a halo of cheese platter)

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    Brachiator says:

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Don’t know if you saw this or have written about it. What’s the story behind this? What do the GOP grandees want in terms of foreign policy?

    From Politico

    Cheney grills Pence on Trump’s foreign policy
    In a private session, the former vice president told the current one that Trump’s policy looks too much like Barack Obama’s….

    The former vice president interviewed Pence at the American Enterprise Institute’s annual World Forum in Sea Island, Ga., an off-the-record confab attended by approximately 200 top-dollar Republican donors, lawmakers and business leaders who flock to the private island every spring.

    And who are these weasels who like to meet in secret and plot their little games.

    ETA On original topic. Carlson is even creepier than Laura Ingraham. Will Fox continue to see any value in this dope?

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    Sab says:

    @Brachiator: I am startled every time I see the tiny stuffed Kermit the frog on Ed Mercer’s desk. Where did he even find such a thing? (And nobody loved Kermit more than me.)

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    NobodySpecial says:

    @karen marie: Curation is your friend. I mostly follow creative folks and Emergency Kittens.

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    Joey Maloney says:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    by the thumbing of my prick
    Dotard Don is sinking quick!

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    Anne Laurie says:


    Ten bucks says Ben Shapiro is worried about his pro-pedophilia opinions being dragged into the light. If I wasn’t so worried about our inevitable war in Venezuela I’d be wallowing in schadenfreude at his anxiety.

    And here I’m hoping they’re just opinions. Because if any pundit ever seemed like the brainwashed survivor of a pedophile ring…

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    JGabriel says:


    Gotta say, I always knew republicans were racist and misogynist but their across-the-board enthusiasm for child rape has really taken me by surprise.

    I mean, I knew Southern republicans aspired to child brides but I really didn’t think the buttoned-down Ivy League type were closet kiddie-fiddlers.

    Where did you think closet kiddie-fiddlers came from?

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    different-church-lady says:

    Welp… now I know what the rule of goats is.

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    Just Chuck says:

    @karen marie: I got accidentally locked out of Twitter years ago because I screwed up my authenticator settings . Best move I ever made.

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    VOR says:

    @Debbie(Aussie): Per Wikipedia, Murdoch “in 1985, became a naturalized U.S. citizen, giving up his Australian citizenship, to satisfy the legal requirement for U.S. television ownership”.

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    Uncle Cosmo says:

    @karen marie:

    I called a person an ignorant little bitch and told her that her children should leave her out on the curb once she’s no longer useful.

    (pats sofa) Come sit by me…

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    glory b says:

    @karen marie: There’s a seat for you at the mean girls table! Schrodinger’s cat and I will scoot over and add a seat.

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    karen marie says:

    Thanks, kids! You’re all swell!

    I am going to miss the Irish sheep farmers on twitter. They post lots of lovely videos of what’s happening. The lambs are now about three weeks old, and I will miss what happens next. Sad for me.

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    Mart says:

    @Jay: Probably never see this as I went to sleep, but another poor attempt at humor: Tweet below is from little Marco Rubio, “Today another transformer explosion at the German Dam in Bolivar State caused another massive blackout”…

    German Dam, the reporter who was covering that story, quickly responded to inform Rubio of his mistake, at which point he deleted his tweet.

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