Late Night Comic Relief Open Thread: Jacob Wohl, Banned From Argo Twitter

It’s CPAC time again! — remember when that would be a weekend’s worth of cheap snark just on its own? That was before the Squatter-in-Chief gave its loudest lightweights the keys to the West Wing. And yet, it’s still (to phrase it politely) a clown show!

Apparently Wohl spent last week Periscoping from Minneapolis with Laura Loomis, RWNJ fame whore, begging people for money to keep stalking Rep. Ilhan Omar. Don’t know how the fundraising went, but I guess it got him enough media attention to get over his skis — again.

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  1. 1
    Dawg Dog Damn says:

    Kim summit has apparently fallen apart. Trying not to be nervous, but I don’t trust either one.

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    NotMax says:

    the only purpose […] is to sow division

    Ears burning a mite, DougJ?

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    Ladyraxterinok says:

    PZMeyers has at least 1 hilarious post at his blog pharyngula about Wohl’s and Loomis’ stay in Minneapolis. Fun read!

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    plato says:

    Yet another useless ego trip across the world at the cost of poor countries that went bust.

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    Shit. And to think I once thought James O’Keefe was a sad-ass, brain dead loser…

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    NotMax says:


    The only thing absolutely predictable about the meeting was the reported menu for the final night’s dinner: shrimp cocktail, then grilled steak followed by chocolate cake. No mention of an iceberg lettuce wedge salad that I’ve been able to find..

    FSM forbid that Dolt 45 experience anything resembling local cuisine.

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    Jay says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Its the natural intersection of the Faux News bubble, 4 chan and ReThug inbreeding.

  8. 8
    Sebastian says:


    No, Trump’s narcissistic ego has been wounded. He MUST come back to the States and respond to Cohen.

    His house of cards is wobbling. He must come back.

  9. 9
    NotMax says:


    ReThug inbreeding

    Clear case of two rights making a wrong.


  10. 10
    misterpuff says:

    Drumpf has upper lip flop sweat. Looks weak, real weak.

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    misterpuff says:

    Hannity gives POTUS a rim job and a psychic boost.

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    misterpuff says:

    Drumpf to Base: Cohen Fake News

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    Jay says:


    In Vietnam, a culinary superpower, jeebus.

  14. 14
    Sebastian says:

    Am I imagining things or is Donald unusually sharp tonight?

    JFC, am i falling for his BS? He seemed quite in command of the facts and dynamics.

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    Jay says:


    You are supposed to end with:

    I’ll be here all week,

    Try the pho,

    Tip your waitress!

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    lgerard says:

    Jacob Wohl is far and away my favorite wingnut, I’ve been following him for a long time

    He’s just some sad kid whose dad keeps trying to get him on TV.

    Evidently the last episode when he “exposed” Mueller using his mom’s phone was a bridge to far for her…she’s divorcing herself from these two losers.

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    @Jay: Wrong, it’s: Try your waitress, Tip you pho*.

    *I had pho for dinner tonight, yummy.

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    SRW1 says:

    Crap, looks like no peace Nobel for His Trumpiness this year.

  20. 20

    @SRW1: Have no fear, Jared may still make peace in the Mid-East.

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    Jay says:


    In the late 70’s, got an upgrade from driving delivery for a muffin shop, to driving delivery for a French bakery. Half of the baugettes, ( and we made damn good baguettes), wound up going to Vietnamese Pho shops scattered across the city. I got my Yum on for cheap, many many times.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    That rendition of My Heart Will Go On on a cheap toy-store recorder is absolutely divine.
    I’m guessing that the “shrimp cocktail” was mostly Thousand Island dressing, with a tiny shrimp and a teaspoon of crabmeat concealed somewhere therein; the grilled steak was done better than well; and the choccy cake was from a box mix.

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    sukabi says:

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: the eagle has flown the coop.

    Page not found error.

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    NotMax says:

    @Amir Khalid

    At least there was no ice cream. Dolt 45 might have started a war if Kim asked for an extra scoop.

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    shrimp cocktail, then grilled steak followed by chocolate cake

    Mr. President, 1962 called. It wants its menu back.

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    @sukabi: Yeah, I updated the picture…Bald Eagle in tree.

    ETA: The eagle was taking a break from it’s lunch.

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    prostratedragon says:

    “That rendition of My Heart Will Go On on a cheap toy-store recorder is absolutely divine.”

    God, God!

    (Your comment made me go listen, and I was richly rewarded. The Approximate Ensemble at its best.)

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    JoyceH says:

    Just wondering if anyone has ever explained to Trump that calling someone “quite a character” isn’t necessarily a compliment?

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    Jay says:

    So in looking up the history of the Shrimp Cocktail:

    “As Hopkinson and Bareham note in The Prawn Cocktail Years, what was once considered to be the “Great British Meal” consisted of Prawn Cocktail, followed by Steak Garni with Chips and Black Forest Gateau for dessert, commenting that “cooked as it should be, this much-derided and often ridiculed dinner is still something very special indeed”.[14]”

    So final dinner was supposed to be a Brexit.

    Quite the shade thrown by the Chef.

  32. 32
    Just One More Canuck says:

    @JoyceH: just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character

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    Mike J says:

    So Trump says, “They wanted the sanctions lifted in their entirety and we couldn’t do that.” Kim is going to say, ” they wanted us to give up our best means of self defense in its entirety and we couldn’t do that.”

    Perhaps if Trump read the Iran deal he’d see how you do things in steps to build trust and reward good behavior, backed up with a strong inspections regime. Trump wants everybody to give him everything nownownow.

    So Trump gave away a summit meeting and got absolutely nothing.

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    montanareddog says:

    @prostratedragon: Listening on headphones and my colleagues are giving me the side-eye ‘cos I am laughing so much.

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Jay: I’m with Stella, snowmen are just plain creepy. Snowwomen? Even worse. Snow Kiddies??? CHOP THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF!!!!

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    montanareddog says:

    @Mike J:

    So Trump gave away a summit meeting and got absolutely nothing

    Quite. But isn’t that why the diplomats are supposed to meet in advance to hammer out an agreement, and the summit is just for the photo op of a signing ceremony? But that would require Trump and his low-quality hires (© Kay) to have a semblance of a clue.

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    Uncle Cosmo says:

    @Amir Khalid: Naah. Cheap-arse cocktail sauce is basically ketchup & horseradish (with a little lemon juice & Wooster Sheer sauce dripped in); see link in #24 supra.

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    hedgehog mobile says:

    Nice Leslie Fish shoutout, Anne. 😉

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    VOR says:

    @montanareddog: That would also require the lower level people to have the authority to deal. We saw this dynamic with the Shutdown deal. Trump would disavow any arrangement made by Pence or others. He would also make a verbal agreement and then unilaterally change his mind. The only deal he will make is one he negotiates himself, you need to get him to sign it ASAP before Fox News weighs in, and even then he will break a written agreement.

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