Trump has arrived at the golf course in Florida, per pool, on the first full day of the national emergency.
— Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) February 16, 2019
just in — a source at the Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach just texted me this photo taken a short time ago.
omelette bar: pic.twitter.com/eWqMbdRTwW
— J.D. Durkin (@jiveDurkey) February 16, 2019
I’m not 100% convinced… but if so, Adam’s right that the bulletproof vest really *does* add considerable girth to the Oval Office Squatter’s business attire!
(Also, for once the subject is standing like an adult male, not sticking out his rear like an elderly lady balancing her heavily corseted breasts.)
Not so unsure that I won’t enjoy a Saturday night snarkfest…
They should have never made a third Caddyshack.
— amywojsbu (@amywojsbu) February 16, 2019
Emergency averted: it appears he has a plate full of bacon.
— Ignoreland (@KoolaidUSA) February 16, 2019
“The breakfast is supposed to be complimentary but you’re not complimenting me. I would like to speak to the La Quinta Regional Manager.” pic.twitter.com/b2NLQSPh1h
— EmergenHat (@Popehat) February 16, 2019
This is the quality of interior design and workmanship you get when you've got a rep for stiffing your contractors.
— Mel (@mel_giancarlo) February 16, 2019
What’s funny to me about this photo is the poster of 10-years-younger Trump behind the omelette bar.
I think it’s from old “Can You Walk the Walk?”promotion Walgreens did to encourage people to walk.
Their spokesperson was someone who takes a golf cart to cross the street.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 16, 2019
Oopsie, looks like his fake tan came off on his pillowcase. pic.twitter.com/xOFUyxD6Yb
— kim (@4_the_babies) February 16, 2019
Find someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at a bottle of ketchup.
Then file a restraining order. pic.twitter.com/EzMxmT6oBe
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 16, 2019
Bonus points — it was announced earlier this week that DonJr & Eric have given up on their dreams of down rent hotel development for the masses. Maybe they just couldn’t go any further downscale than their old man’s stomping grounds…
Never has “nobody legit would finance this” been so recast as martyrdom. https://t.co/Nnh7TMqvOY
— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 16, 2019