So this showed up on one of my favorite Twitter feeds…
'why can't my kid destroy his brain and peak in high school like I did' https://t.co/wynKlfcLOU
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 20, 2019
Jesse Kelly, apparently a Houston radio shock-jock, flexes & struts for his presumed audience of fellow idiots…
They just announced the champion and this place is rocking like it’s the Super Bowl. I don’t belong here.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 19, 2019
… and (to use the kind of metaphor of which he would approve) gets his arse kicked six ways from Sunday…
I, too, hate the idea of my children one day having valuable career skills
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 20, 2019
Despite his father
— Kim Foye (@alpinenascar) January 20, 2019
"Dad, you really don't have to come to my competition today"
— lmb21 (@lmb6453) January 20, 2019
If you wanted to care for something but still keep it all about you why didn’t you just get a dog? https://t.co/E2172tGcal
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 20, 2019
So, naturally, falls back on the Why can’t you people take a joke!?! defense…
3 hours apart pic.twitter.com/xV9ILIqwob
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 20, 2019
AMERICA IS ALREADY GREAT, MY DUDE!