They couldn’t get a table at Olive Garden. Stop being so judgey. https://t.co/PIVldy1z2P
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 11, 2019
It's CALLED a wake!
— Devilish Ledoux (@Devilishlydo) January 11, 2019
And that’s only the second weirdest twitter meme of the evening.
Warning: Do not go below the fold within three hours of eating…
BREAKING NEWS: Elderly Vermont Resident Pronounced Dead After Being Run Over By Horrifying Chapo Trap House Meme pic.twitter.com/QmoahDmxpH
— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) January 11, 2019
Didn't include the lead in: "It’s Bernie or bust. I don’t care if we have to roll him out on a hand truck and sprinkle cocaine into his coleslaw before every speech."
Sounds like fun.
But don't you dare call them a cult.
— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) January 11, 2019
Not gonna link, because eeeeew, but it’s not (intended as) a joke. Amber A’Lee Frost, in the Baffler, demands that All True Progressives must ‘board the Bernie train”, complete with the pull-quote “If he dies mid-run, we’ll stuff him full of sawdust, shove a hand up his ass, and operate him like a goddamn muppet.”
IMO, if Wilmer were an honest grifter instead of a self-obsessed cult leader, this is where he’d seriously consider pulling back on the ‘exploratory’ tour for a while, because this is rapidly approaching Squeaky Fromme territory…