Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Murderers’ Balls

This high-five might’ve gotten more attention if GHWB hadn’t done his beloved GOP one last fortuitous favor, but don’t worry, we’ll hear more about the Russia-Saudi bro-fest as its implications multiply. Both Putin and MBS are kleptocrats in control of third-world shitholes entirely dependent on fossil fuels for their continued survival… but to date, as far as I know, the Saudis haven’t been able to get their hands on the kind of nuclear arsenal that keeps Russia ‘relevant’. Maybe MuhammedBoneSaw’s new BFF can help him with that, now!

And to think we might’ve had an actual President in the Oval Office, instead of the current Squatter-in-Chief…

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    prostratedragon says:

    In these wretched times, one should not let the incandescence of that loathsome creature in the WH obscure the loathsomeness of the one in Moscow. This has to be a low point in the modern era for national leadership.

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    Raoul says:

    @prostratedragon: Sprinkle in some Brexit mayhem, and I think I agree – quite the nadir (but, like ‘peak wingnut’, how low national leadership can go is likely bottomless).

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    One of the weird things about Tяump voters is how little they care about what the rest of the world thinks about us after telling us all for eight years how galling it was to have a president the world laughed at all the time. Now we really do have a president the world is laughing at, and they tell us it doesn’t matter what the world thinks.

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    Doug R says:

    SNL likeys to geoblock their links, probably rights issues. The video in this link worked here in Canada: ‘SNL’ mocks Trump, applauds Bush

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    Mike in NC says:

    January just can’t come soon enough. Fat Bastard will be slowly grilled by House Democrats over a spit until he and his whole crime syndicate family are cooked to a crisp. Fuckem!

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    Trump’s got the same look on his face as at the WHCD back when Obama was making fun of him; back when all the trouble started.
    What’s gonna happen next? Stay tuned!!

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    hilts says:

    @Mike in NC:

    Grilled Fat Bastard sounds delicious.

    @John Revolta:

    I hope Trump has many extended alternating bouts of diarrhea and constipation between now and 2020. I want this fat ugly bastard feeling as miserable as possible for the remainder of his term in office.

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    NotMax says:

    Dolt 45 lies.

    AND NO ONE POINTS IT OUT. Business as usual, nothing to see here.

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    prostratedragon says:

    @Raoul: “how low national leadership can go is likely bottomless”

    I’m afraid you’re right. I confidently predicted in 2016 that if that clown won, he’d crash through each day’s version of the absolute bottom like tissue paper. With nothing to stop it, the phenomenon could be global.

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    prostratedragon says:

    Bah, enough of them. A few scrapings of the charisma of the Wrecker Brothers:
    “Mala Junta [Bad Company],” Los Hermanos Macana

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    Redshift says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): No, they’re absolutely convinced that the world respects and fears us with Big Man Trump in charge. They watch Fox (the same place they got the idea that Obama had ruined our reputation) and they don’t see any of this worldwide mockery there.

    Propaganda is a hellava drug.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    @John Revolta:
    As much as I’d love to see it, it’s hard to imagine Trump daring to lash out at Putin. So I wonder at whom he will lash out instead.

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    J R in WV says:

    Love that remark:

    Boy, that PUTIN ~!!~ WORST President since CHENEY~!!~

    Who could have predicted that the Repubican Teahaddi Jihad would lead to this/???

    Who believed that two years in the Republicans would still be confident that Putin will be the best of all possible leaders for America, or else that whatever kind of bad Putin will be, that’s better than a Demoncratic leader would surely be. I’m not really way surprised, the money for the leadership has been from the Russians, and Faux is prepared to lie about that forever.

    What a leader we have,
    In Putin
    What a leader we have
    in Mohammed Bin Sawd

    Thanks be to Trump
    For sucking Putins dick

    Thanks be to Trump
    For sucking Mohammed Bin Sawed’s dick

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    bemused says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    It’s not surprising to me trump voters care so little about what the rest of the world thinks of us or what happens to their citizens because that’s exactly how they feel about their own neighbors where they live. Self-centered assholes. It’s me, me, me and bitch, bitch, bitch.

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    @Amir Khalid: Staff and/or family, I expect.
    Wish I could say I feel bad for them but I’d be lying. Oh well!

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    Bruce K says:

    Since it’s an open thread, does anyone know if there exists somewhere on Teh Intarweebs an uncensored copy of Jon Stewart’s bit on The Daily Show where he got a gospel choir to sing out to Fox News to “go fuck yourself”? I can find versions on YouTube, but the censor beeps kind of detract from the message I’d like to send certain people (embellished by Amazon links to a paring knife and a corkscrew).

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    debbie says:

    I hope the oontext of that Putin-MBS display becomes known. I have never, ever seen Putin so demonstrative or so giddy.

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    Butch says:

    And yet proving they haven’t learned a damn thing, every single one of the major TV newscasts last night referred to a “historic” trade deal with China that Trump supposedly struck in Argentina. Which apparently consists of nothing but a half-baked agreement to delay some sanctions.

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    A Ghost To Most says:

    The World Wide He-Man Girl Hater Dictator’s Club needs to work on their secret handshake.

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