Balloon Juice Calendar

Ok- last call to express interest in the calendar. This is not actual orders, this is pre-orders so that I may gauge how many need to be ordered.

If you have not already, please email balloonjuicecalendar@gmail.com [fixed address —M4] and state HOW MANY calendars you wish to purchase. Nothing else.

Please follow these SIMPLE ASS INSTRUCTIONS or you will be judged the way Steve judges me every time I walk up the stairs to the second floor.

If you are wondering why the runner is all cockeyed, it is because around the corner is Steve’s litterbox that he rarely uses. However, I changed the litter yesterday, and he immediately went into the litter box, used the runner to plant his paws, and then kicked litter in every fucking direction, coating a sixteen square foot area with a light coating of litter. He didn’t even use it. He just arranged it for me.

Because he is helpful like that. The motherfucker.






22 replies
  1. 1
    rikyrah says:

    Steve looks cute in that picture.
    But, it is his house, after all.
    Already sent my email and order, Cole.

    Good Morning :)

  2. 2
    Central Planning says:

    He had the turds arranged just the way he wanted and you had to fuck it up. Why wouldn’t Steve do that?

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    chopper says:

    please email balloonjuicecalendars@gmail.com and state HOW MANY calendars you wish to purchase. Nothing else.

    all caps, right? do you mind if i also sign you up for my local larouche mailing list?

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    He just arranged it for me.

    And I can see how tastefully he’s done it too.

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    TomatoQueen says:

    Good morning Steve, ya big galoot.

  7. 7

    thought I tried before but my gmail doesn’t have it archived in the SENT folder. so… will submit again!

  8. 8
    Yarrow says:

    Whatever happened to the Balloon Juice site rebuild fundraiser? People had suggested starting it the Sunday after Thanksgiving. That’s come and gone.

  9. 9

    Address not found

    Your message wasn’t delivered to balloonjuicecalendars@gmail.com because the address couldn’t be found, or is unable to receive mail.

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    The Moar You Know says:

    You mean cats aren’t supposed to do that? News to me.

  11. 11

    okay I tried sending to balloonjuicecalendars@gmail.com but it just bounced back as Address Not Found. :/

  12. 12
    Yarrow says:

    @Major Major Major Major: @PaulWartenberg: According to the email address on the upper right corner of the site, it’s balloonjuicecalendar@gmail.com, “calendar” without the “s.”

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    germy says:

    If Steve could type, he would probably comment here.

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    Ruckus says:

    @germy:
    Nah, commenting here is beneath him.

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    pinacacci says:

    he judges us all

  17. 17

    Aha, I see the problem. Pronoun trouble.

    Also, it seems I did send an email back on Nov. 13th, so please confirm. :)

  18. 18
    Humdog says:

    The woodwork in your home is just beautiful, John.

  19. 19

    Husband kitteh calls the scattering of litter everywhere without even actually using the litterbox, the dance of joy. They like to check out their new bathroom without using it. Dance of joy, is their seal of approval.

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    Ohio Mom says:

    @Yarrow: Getting tired of re-typing in your nym and email address every hour on the hour?

    Me too.

  21. 21
    HinTN says:

    Text of email sent on 9 November 2018 at 1635 Central:

    I want two, please. 

    Also, I want to thank your royal grumpy assholiness for pushing this rope. 

    Pictures approaching the event horizon. 

    HinTN

    I hope you got it and the pix.

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    Adrift says:

    Thank you for the one laugh I had today. And one helluva laugh it was. I miss my kitty so so much, it’s my first Christmas without her in 18 years. She and Steve as Maine Coons would have gotten along splendidly.

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