We start with hot and humid Floriduh! Gator on Man action!
— ABC News (@ABC) September 12, 2018
ABC News take it away!
A 35-year-old man was bitten by an alligator on Monday afternoon in Clearwater, Florida, authorities said.
The man was attacked by the 11-foot animal while playing disc golf, and trying to retrieve his flying disc from a pond in Cliff Stephens Park, according to ABC Affiliate WFTS.
“He had serious injuries but they were not life threatening at the time,” Rob Shaw, a public safety officer with Clearwater Fire & Rescue, told ABC News.
“We received multiple calls immediately right after it happened because there were a number of people in the area at the time,” said Shaw. He added that the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission handled the case, and called licensed state alligator trappers who captured the animal and removed it from the pond.
“There are signs posted there that warn people not to swim out, not to get in the water. So he is very fortunate to still be alive,” said Shaw. “We have alligator attacks down here from time to time, and many times it can be fatal or have very serious injuries.”
The 11 foot-alligator as well as a smaller one were removed from the pond and will be euthanized, WFTS reported.
Next up, Floriduh! Woman…
Don't sleep on Florida Woman…
"When asked about the drugs, the woman told police, 'It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.'" https://t.co/nrOBXrDQ0s
— Buckminster (@thatcolinbell) September 12, 2018
ABC10 News has the details:
FORT PIERCE, Cla. (KGTV) — A Florida woman says the wind is to blame after police found cocaine inside her purse, the Associated Press reports.
Kennecia Posey was one of two passengers in a car stopped by police in Fort Pierce in March, according to WPLG.
After smelling marijuana, an officer searched the car and found cocaine and marijuana in separate bags. The drugs were found in Posey’s purse.
When asked about the drugs, the woman told police, “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”
Posey was charged with a felony count of cocaine possession among other charges.
Finally, Polk County, FL Sheriff Grady Judd (R-Good Ole Boy, Never Meaning No Harm), brings us this tale of prison intrigue:
— Craig Pittman (@craigtimes) September 12, 2018
The Tampa Bay Times is on the case:
What doesn’t kill you might make you stronger, but what does kill roaches will get you higher, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Tuesday.
“They’re spraying this stuff on paper and either smoking it or eating it in the county jail,” he said. “Normal people can’t understand this.”
Polk County’s top lawman made the stunningly disturbing announcement during a news conference about a prison scam in which K-2 synthetic cannabinoid was being smuggled into Polk County’s Frostproof jail.
The Sheriff’s Office charged eight people in the smuggling ring. Judd said an investigation found that K-2 was being sprayed onto paper, then dried and disguised as legal correspondence, personal messages and bible verses. The drug-infused papers were then mailed to inmates or brought in during personal meetings at the jail.
The show was stolen, however, when Judd — not one to shy away from props — reached beneath his podium, only to emerge double-fisting poisonous products: A can of Raid in one hand, a box of roach motels in the other.
“Some of the things that are most popular, and they really like this better than the K-2,” Judd said about six minutes into the news conference, “is Raid and roach motel.”
Judd said inmates have taken to placing roach motels in plastic bags with paper, sealing them, shaking it up and leaving it in the sun for the chemicals to react. When the chemicals get infused on the paper, they eat or smoke it.
The bug spray epidemic poses a particular problem because it can’t be detected by drug tests, he said.
In 2014, researchers from Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center in Lubbock, Texas, released a study following a subject who got high on high-powered bug spray. Researchers said the compound pyrethroid, which is found in roach and wasp sprays, gave their subject a rush “similar to methamphetamine after using pyrethroid from liquid insecticide that had been heated (electrocuted) or sprayed on hot metal sheets until it crystallized.”
“We’ve received information from sources in the jail that said K-2 is cool, synthetic amphetamine is cool, but what we really like is the Raid,” Judd said, adding that it’s “just a new world that we’re discovering.”
Looking for an alternative? Why not try cottage cheese on your paper, he said.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled natural and man made disasters.