Idiots, Useful & Otherwise, Open Thread: Rand Paul Is the Son Donald Trump Always Wanted

Young Rand is a dude who knows how to hustle!


 
That #FailSon DJ kid, on the other hand…


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    2020 Bumper sticker: MY COLLUDING SON IS RICHER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT

    That’s probably not true either.

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    rikyrah says:

    Good Morning,Everyone 😄😄😄

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    rikyrah says:

    The last few tweets are pure gold😋😋😋

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    marcopolo says:

    Good morning folks. Polls open here in MO in about an hour & fifteen minutes. I am waking up and getting ready to head to my assigned spot to be a volunteer voter protection person. Hoping at least half the people & issues I am supporting prevail! And that it doesn’t rain too much.

    Everyone have a lovely day.

    And good luck to the Dem in the OH-12 special.

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    Blech.

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    Marcopolo says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: So while you are voting today enjoy the fact that Greitens cannot. According to the Post Dispatch he never updated his voting address after moving out of the Governor’s mansion so it would be illegal for him to try to vote today!

    And BillinGlendaleCA what are you doing awake?

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    sm*t cl*de says:

    Don Jr, a good buy

    Repeated for truth.

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    Baud says:

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

    @marcopolo: Thank you.

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: This is stuck in my craw this morn: Berkeley police under fire for publishing anti-fascist activists’ names and photos

    @Marcopolo: Why do I get the feeling that won’t stop him from trying?

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    Too much sleep linked to ill health

    More than seven or eight hours a night of sleep is associated with higher risk of premature death

    I guess that means I’m gonna live forever.

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    Betty Cracker says:

    A short while ago, Twitler ended a tweet about the Iran sanctions with: “I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!”

    Christ on a pony.

    In other news, I keep finding chewed stuffing from SOMETHING strewn about the house, but I can’t locate the source. Badger will be in big fucking trouble when I do, even though he only wants world peace.

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    Platonailedit says:

    The loony left and the loony right on the same russian panel. You can’t make that shit up.

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    satby says:

    @rikyrah: Good morning 😊!

    @OzarkHillbilly: looks like I will too.

    @Marcopolo: thanks for your service!

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    satby says:

    @Platonailedit: Rand Paul isn’t a leftist, loony or otherwise.

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    Platonailedit says:

    @satby:

    Who said he was?

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    Betty Cracker says:

    @satby: Baby Doc’s entire political career is a nepotism-fueled fraud. There’s no daylight between Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell when crunch time comes.

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    OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Betty Cracker: What Badger really wants is whirled peas.

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    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes says:

    @Betty Cracker:

    Check the underside of tall pieces of stuffed furniture, like a chair. He could be digging out something there.

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    Alain the site fixer says:

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    Also, there’s now a link to report site issues and to report bad ads, in the sidebar.

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    Anne Laurie says:

    @Betty Cracker:

    In other news, I keep finding chewed stuffing from SOMETHING strewn about the house, but I can’t locate the source. Badger will be in big fucking trouble when I do, even though he only wants world peace.

    Check the underside of any furniture he can crawl under — couch, box springs, etc. Puppies can be crafty!

    And not just puppies: A friend couldn’t figure out how her dog could’ve found an electrical wire to chew, thereby doing great damage to his gums, since she’d examined every cord in the house without finding any teethmarks. Months later, she had to move some boxes in her bedroom… and discovered the dumb fvcker had wriggled behind them, popped open an access panel, and chewed on the wiring behind it. Never mind electrocuting himself, it was a miracle he didn’t set the house on fire.

    Later, during an obedience class, I mentioned that to a periodontist who was also waiting for his dog’s turn to perform. “Oh, human babies do that too,” he said calmly, “they get a tingle in their gums, and some kids find it addicting. Repairing their gums paid for my kids’ college educations…. “

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    Betty Cracker says:

    Source of Badger’s masticated stuffing deposits discovered! As part of our remodeling project to turn the kiddo’s old room into a nano-brewery/zen parlor, we’re ripping out the old carpet. Badger found an ragged edge of a portion of the carpet that is slated for removal and chewed up the padding beneath it. I’m just glad it wasn’t the underside of the sofa.

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    satby says:

    The slide out ads are the worst, and I think deliberately formatted so that the x to close them doesn’t work until the ad is over anyway. With all the inadvertent clicks I’ve given them I hope the blog coffers have at least increased.

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    rikyrah says:

    Rand Paul is a complete and utter fraud 😠

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    Death Panel Truck says:

    @satby: Guess you missed Bernie in the top tweet.

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    bobbo says:

    So every thing Rand Paul says and does in Russia, someone is watching and listening, right? I mean, isn’t that his real value to them?

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