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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Late Night Mockery Open Thread: The Young & the Beautiful!!!

Late Night Mockery Open Thread: The Young & the Beautiful!!!

by Anne Laurie|  May 29, 20182:18 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Russiagate, Assholes, Clown car, Clown Shoes, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

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Who’s going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt? They journeyed down to Washington, D.C., with stars in their eyes and wanting to help our nation…They went back home in tatters!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2018

fuck the Nobel Peace Prize, somebody give this man a Pulitzer https://t.co/nF8696gPx4

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 27, 2018

Trump has a real future ahead of him writing scripts for 1940s radio soap operas. https://t.co/AZ8UfnvUtE

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) May 27, 2018

Stars in their eyes, lies in their mouths, treason in their hearts and nothing in their souls.

— justCRAIG (@visiontraffikr) May 27, 2018


For a brief second I thought this tweet was about the children cruelly separated from their parents and then I remembered who was President https://t.co/61QtS05O5L

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) May 27, 2018

Please spare a thought for poor Paul Manafort, an innocent young striver whose dreams of selling access to the president to the highest foreign bidder were crushed by the jealous and cynical elites of the civil service. https://t.co/VWM3k1PhbK

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) May 27, 2018

Let us pray for beautiful young Donnie Junior who directed messaged with the albino rapist who lives under the stairs. https://t.co/5LwGDcg291

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) May 27, 2018

I think this is about Hopey, who is refusing to take his calls and referring him to her lawyer. https://t.co/LzROssJgMY

— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) May 27, 2018

“It all began in a place Hope called…to tell Don Jr the emails about his meeting w Russian agents wouldn’t get out” https://t.co/joqJUMpGCg

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) May 27, 2018

Little Stevie Miller had a dream — a dream of putting dirty foreigners in camps. Now that dream may be partially delayed. https://t.co/q3ofyGTCuk

— KneelBeforeHat (@Popehat) May 27, 2018

“(and others)”

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— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 27, 2018

Speaking of young & beautiful lives that have been devastated & destroyed have you apologized to the Central Park 5 yet? https://t.co/dgeUGcgKP5

— Hercules Mulligan (@johnvmoore) May 27, 2018

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28Comments

  1. 1.

    Cathie from Canada

    May 29, 2018 at 2:23 am

    I just read somewhere that Melania has moved back to New York — in tatters, apparently, and its all Mueller’s fault, I’m sure.

  2. 2.

    SectionH

    May 29, 2018 at 2:25 am

    @Cathie from Canada: Don’t believe everything you read?

  3. 3.

    TeezySkeezy (formerly the T S you hate)

    May 29, 2018 at 2:28 am

    @Cathie from Canada: She’ll probably keep her mouth shut because she wants an inheritance…but I would suggest she might not be waiting on much, he could just decide not to leave her anything just because he’s a dick like that, and maybe if she just started her tell all tour right now, she’d end up with more money anyway.

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 29, 2018 at 2:30 am

    Anyone who works for, or was appointed by, Donald Trump, needs to suffer for the error of their ways. Until death.

  5. 5.

    Chet Murthy

    May 29, 2018 at 2:31 am

    @TeezySkeezy (formerly the T S you hate): To follow along with your idea, if (in my dreams) Mueller were to start bringing RICO prosecutions against the Trump Org, geez, she might bug out pronto, in the hopes of getting whatever she’s entitled to in her prenup (esp. since Shitlord’s basically admitted to infidelity when she was a new mother) since the prosecutions might eat up all his $$. Na ga ha pen, we’re not that blessed. Sigh.

  6. 6.

    justawriter

    May 29, 2018 at 2:37 am

    I honestly can’t blame Melania since I truly believe she thought The Donald would be long dead from Big Mac toxicity long before now.

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    May 29, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Got yer young and beautiful witch hunt right here.

    :)

  8. 8.

    bystander

    May 29, 2018 at 3:05 am

    Unless Melania signed away any claims to inheritance in her prenup, under NY law she statutorily gets a large chunk when twitler dies. I do wonder about that prenup, tho. She may be hoping Stormy’s case will resolve things in her favor.

  9. 9.

    SectionH

    May 29, 2018 at 3:44 am

    I hadn’t heard that Gardner died. http://file770.com/?p=42443

    Shit.

  10. 10.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    May 29, 2018 at 3:52 am

    Screw Melania.

    For an immigrant—one who worked here without a visa, I might add—to stand by smirking while her husband paints emigres as subhuman is unforgivable.

    I hereby vote we rescind her US citizenship as soon as Nacho Hitler is dead or in jail.

  11. 11.

    SectionH

    May 29, 2018 at 3:56 am

    @SectionH: In this case, READ the comments.

  12. 12.

    bystander

    May 29, 2018 at 4:24 am

    Just watched a segment on MSNBC on Planned Parenthood with Cecile Richards. Jeremy Peters, hack-in-training at the FNYT, kept talking about the pro-life people. “Pro-life” is their term for themselves. They are not in fact pro-life. They’re opposed to abortion. That’s it. That’s all they have going for them. Why do they get to define themselves in such glowing terms? Why didn’t Richards object to Peters’ stenography?

  13. 13.

    bystander

    May 29, 2018 at 4:38 am

    Another case in point is Philip Bump’s piece in WaPo today (no links because no clicks from me) explaining how twitler has made them all use the word “spy” instead of “informant” because he can.

  14. 14.

    Bruce K

    May 29, 2018 at 4:45 am

    Have we already covered how the Yankee Stadium crowd reacted to Rudy Giuliani’s birthday?

    (Picture Ernie Hudson at the end of Ghostbusters, hollering: “I love this town!”)

  15. 15.

    Zinsky

    May 29, 2018 at 5:35 am

    A hallmark of the modern conservative movement is their shameless and grossly melodramatic victimization syndrome and endless quest for self-pity, when our entire society is rigged in their favor. Someone needs to kick Donald Trump really hard in the balls, just to see if the pink-scalped moron has any!

  16. 16.

    lowtechcyclist

    May 29, 2018 at 5:56 am

    @justawriter:

    I honestly can’t blame Melania since I truly believe she thought The Donald would be long dead from Big Mac toxicity long before now.

    A rich old man, and she won’t have to worry…

    I would bet against Melania moving to NYC unless she can take Barron with her. Whatever else may be going on, the one thing I don’t believe of her is that she’d leave Barron to be raised by whatever staff The Donald assigned to the task.

  17. 17.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 29, 2018 at 6:33 am

    Stars in their eyes, lies in their mouths, treason in their hearts and nothing in their souls.

    But cash in their offshore accounts, and that’s the only metric that counts to these jackasses.

  18. 18.

    Amir Khalid

    May 29, 2018 at 6:59 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge:
    American citizenship cannot be revoked unless a naturalised citizen committed fraud in the naturalisation process, and I am not aware of any evidence or even speculation of such fraud by Melania.

  19. 19.

    glory b

    May 29, 2018 at 7:19 am

    @lowtechcyclist: However, I heard that Barron actually lives with her parents in Maryland, closer to the school he attends. so, he may not actually be in the White House anyway.

    And, as the descendant of more than a few of the “household help,” they might do a better job.

  20. 20.

    Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)

    May 29, 2018 at 7:28 am

    @bystander:

    I know several Catholics who are both anti abortion and anti death penalty, so I do not begrudge them the label “pro life”.

    The Operation Rescue nut jobs?
    Once the child is born, they don’t give a shit.
    Forced birthers is a better term for them.

  21. 21.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    May 29, 2018 at 8:59 am

    @SectionH: I knew his work only as the name on those annual anthologies (and author of the long essays contained within about the state of the industry). I always went to those anthologies to get a glimpse of promising new talent who weren’t yet on the book shelves. Reading that article, now I understand that Dozois was the reason they were such a treasure trove of new talent.

  22. 22.

    Neldob

    May 29, 2018 at 9:43 am

    It’s pathetic. The “conservatives” are not conservative, the “pro-life” are not pro-life, the “patriots” are traitors, the party of “law and order” are a bunch of criminals, and on and on.

  23. 23.

    BubbaDave

    May 29, 2018 at 10:12 am

    @Neldob:
    And the Republicans are monarchists.

  24. 24.

    D58826

    May 29, 2018 at 10:47 am

    @Bruce K: IIRC Rudy wasn’t very popular in NYC prior to 9/11. It was his only claim to fame.

  25. 25.

    Boris, Rasputin's Evil Twin

    May 29, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    @NotMax: Lovely photo. Would this be the Mediaeval Baebes, the singers, by any chance? This seems to be their style.

  26. 26.

    Geoduck

    May 29, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    For the record, there’s no proof Melania has moved back to NYC, but she hasn’t been seen in public since her kidney procedure.

  27. 27.

    NickM

    May 29, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    @TeezySkeezy (formerly the T S you hate): What Melania is going to make out of this deal is spelled out in the prenup to the penny. She wouldn’t have touched that orange shitpile otherwise; she’s no fool.

  28. 28.

    Steeplejack

    May 29, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    @Boris, Rasputin’s Evil Twin:

    It’s a stock photo, so practically by definition guaranteed not to contain anyone famous or even recognizable (as in “Hey, isn’t that the woman from that [whatever] ad?”).

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