Open Thread: Gun-Humpers Find Their Natural Home?

Thanks, or something, to commentor Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD). From Bloomberg:

YouTube, a popular media site for firearms enthusiasts, this week quietly introduced tighter restrictions on videos involving weapons, becoming the latest battleground in the U.S. gun-control debate.

YouTube will ban videos that promote or link to websites selling firearms and accessories, including bump stocks, which allow a semi-automatic rifle to fire faster. Additionally, YouTube said it will prohibit videos with instructions on how to assemble firearms. The video site, owned by Alphabet Inc.’s Google, has faced intense criticism for hosting videos about guns, bombs and other deadly weapons…

The new YouTube policies will be enforced starting in April, but at least two video bloggers have already been affected. Spike’s Tactical, a firearms company, said in a post on Facebook that it was suspended from YouTube due to “repeated or severe violations” of the video platform’s guidelines.

“Well, since we’ve melted some snowflakes on YouTube and got banned, might as well set IG and FB on fire!,” Spike’s wrote on Facebook, where it has over 111,000 followers, referring to the social network and its Instagram app. A YouTube spokeswoman said the channel has been reinstated after it was mistakenly removed.

InRange TV, another channel devoted to firearms, wrote on its Facebook page that it would begin uploading videos to PornHub, an adult content website…

The jokes, they write themselves!… But srsly, good for YouTube. To be honest, isn’t there an argument that gun-sale and gun-assembly videos should be treated as adult-only content?

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    This is so fitting. Now these losers can wack off to guns and porno–all at the same time!

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    I heard another hopeful thing that I commented on this morning. City Bank plans to require any business that seeks financing or to use City’s credit card to pledge to run background checks on all gun buyers, not to sell to people under 21, and not to sell bump stocks. The interviewer I heard asked about existing customers and they said they would try to negotiate and if existing customers found that too onerous, they’d assist them in transitioning away from City. I was shocked at that last part especially. It’s like gun humping is becoming socially unacceptable, which is promising.

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    Citizen Alan says:

    What’s gonna be really funny is when PornHub bans them saying “At PornHub, we have standards.” :)

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    NotMax says:

    At least there isn’t a PewPewPewTube.


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    Greg in PDX says:

    I think PornHub is the perfect place for them……PornHub can add a new category: gun fondling. And they can post videos showing themselves having sex with their assault rifles.

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    satby says:

    So for all of you marching tomorrow, I will be with you in spirit and wearing my orange March for Our Lives T-shirt. Hope there’s as great a turn out as for the Women’s March.

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    raven says:

    Washington (CNN)The lawyer representing the porn star suing President Donald Trump called a tweet he posted of an apparent data disc a “warning shot” to the President.

    On Thursday night, Michael Avenatti tweeted an image of what looked like a CD or DVD, with the caption: “If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many words is this worth???? #60minutes #pleasedenyit #basta.”
    Avenatti said in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that the disc contains evidence proving the porn star’s claims about her alleged affair with Trump.
    “I want to be really clear about this: It is a warning shot. And it’s a warning shot to Michael Cohen and anyone else associated with President Trump that they better be very, very careful after Sunday night relating to what they say about my client and what spin or lies they attempt to tell the American people,” Avenatti said.

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    NotMax says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)

    This about Iowa caught the eye the other day.

    U.S. agriculture and the president’s rural political base are in China’s sights as it weighs retaliation after Donald Trump slapped tariffs on at least $50 billion in Chinese imports.

    In its initial counterstrike, China announced a 25 percent levy on U.S. pork imports — a heavy blow to Iowa, the top pork-producing state and a political battleground that swung to Trump in 2016 after going for Democrat Barack Obama in the previous two elections. Source

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    @NotMax: there is, however, a PewTube, designed to thwart all those evil SJW’s.

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    efgoldman says:

    @Major Major Major Major:

    there is, however, a PewTube

    I expect there is also a Pepe Le Pew Tube.

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    satby says:

    @NotMax: couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

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    @NotMax: Farmers here are frantic about a trade war with China. Our current ambassador to China is the former Iowa governor. That’s how much the state’s interests are connected there.

    Of course, the state went for Trump, especially the rural areas and he didn’t hide his position on trade. So you reap what you sow (so to speak).

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    Gin & Tonic says:

    @raven: This dude’s got stones. I like that.

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    TenguPhule says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): It has just started.

    This is the warning shot.

    We’ll know they’re serious once the soybeans and corn get targeted.

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    John Revolta says:

    @efgoldman: “Whan you’re a skonk, they don’ let you do eet.”

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    raven says:

    @Gin & Tonic: I think he’s got the goods!

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    TenguPhule says:

    @efgoldman: Sounds French.

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    Cacti says:

    I’m not usually a conspiracy-minded sort of person, but the appointment of John Bolton as NSA got me thinking:

    Is the American Reichstag fire in the near future?

    He won’t be content until we’re at war, and the public doesn’t want one. Something drastic would have to happen to shift public sentiment.

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    Corner Stone says:

    W.Va falling apart in the final five minutes.

    ETA, these refs are some ticky tack motherfuckers.

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    I can’t think of a better place to display their massive penis extentions, than on P-hub.

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    @Cacti: you don’t actually need public sentiment for a war, especially when you have as much disregard for norms and rules as trump.

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    Cacti says:


    This is the warning shot.

    We’ll know they’re serious once the soybeans and corn get targeted.

    Boeing and GM will be if the gloves come off.

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    debbie says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):

    Yes, I heard this reported on NPR this morning. Way to go, Citibank!

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    Yutsano says:

    So…when does the Onion file for bankruptcy? Reality done caught up with them.

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    lgerard says:

    So ammosexualality is a real thing after all

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Citizen Alan: Yep.

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    Peale says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): the farmers believe that everyone needs American food. Too bad they don’t. I’m actually not really against this “trade war” with China. There actually needs to be a better agreement in place with that country. Trump is not the one to do it, sure. But it’s been 17 years since China agreed to join the WTO, but it hasn’t implemented much in the way of market reforms it promised to. Its been great for multinationals to access the workforce. But otherwise? Nope. The current trade policy favors exporting commodities and food so that US, European and Japanese companies can manufacture products for export there. I’m fine if the pig farmers suffer a bit.

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    This is an open thread so there is no OT but this is sort of a step sideways. Here’s a review of the short story I had in Swords and Sorcery Magazine. The reviewer says nice things. Since, as he notes, the magazine pays $10 per story this is pretty much all the reward I get! Although I intend to try to sell it as reprint after 60 days.

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    @Jay: and who could forget their pre-2008 classic Hillary Clinton Is Too Ambitious To Be The First Female President?

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    Corner Stone says:

    @Corner Stone: I’m not a big fan of blaming the refs for losses but the W. Va game was really a hard core hold down in the second half against WVA.

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    Jager says:

    Prronhub has incredible metrics, they do stuff like the number of people watching pron during the Superbowl half time show and where, etc. Do the ammosexuals really want the exposure?

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    PIGL says:

    Isn’t this precious? The gunbuggering gun bugger from “Spike’s” calls the owners of YouTube “snowflakes”… as if that will cause the vastly powerful, international informational juggernaut that has squashed them like a bug, cause it to melt into a puddle of brown sugar.

    I wish I knew where to get coke that pure.

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    EBT says:

    As a pornographer, I hope porntube and Redtube quickly ban them as well. I and my fellow sex positive people don’t want to be associated with anything so unseemly.

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    dmsilev says:

    Now they can combine metaphorical and literal dick waving in a single video.

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    Dave says:

    @raven: I perhaps am experiencing inordinate levels of schaedenfreude watching smarter and better people screw Trump using his own methods but with some actual skill.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:

    @Major Major Major Major:

     you don’t actually need public sentiment for a war, especially when you have as much disregard for norms and rules as trump.

    Agreed. The Iraq War gut-punch-proved that nettlesome point to my satisfaction. Dick “Darth-Stovepipe” Cheney and Condi “Mushroom Cloud” Rice and Donald “SexSymbolforTweety” Rumsfeld and Jr. “RealMenGoToBaghdad,daddy!” Bush fucking *all* lied (well, more accurately, deceived) their asses off to get that unpopular war. And by God, they gottit. And no one, apart from a few low-level grunts at AbuGhraib, paid a price.

    Until the Nixons of the world go to jail, until the arms-for-hostages freebooters pay a price, hell, till the Wall Street fraudsters twig that ripping off the citizenry for fun and profit (poor aunt Millie) is a dual judgment of shame and legal conviction, betraying the good-faith of the electorate ain’t much like to change.

    Course, on the topic of contravening norms, it’s also the reason I reckon Bush Jr. is *still* a far, far worse preznit than Trump (adding the all-important, “so far”; not to say Trump ain’t got potential to be the new bell-cow of perfidy — he do! clearly!).

    Just that when the book of life (and death) tabulations get reckont up, so far, Bush has got the bulge mightily over Trump.

    One of the many reasons, for me, it’s so galling and exasperable to see Bush-era apologists and flaks and shitheads be rehabilitated.

    It ain’t to one’s credit to be able to sez: “Yeah, sure, I cheerfully, gleefully, savagely helped fuck everything up to *this* point, but, well, even tho’ Trump epitomizes every-motherfucking-thing I worked for, he’s … well, he’s crass. And embarrassing. So gimme props!”

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    Jay says:


    As other’s have pointed out, PornHub has standards,

    Ammosexual’s arn’t welcome.

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    RSA says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):

    The reviewer says nice things.


    Swords and Sorcery Magazine rarely falls below good, but less often rises to great…

    Congratulations on making that issue great!

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    Mary G says:

    There was a story I am too hungry to look up and in the WaPo, I think, about how Twitler is furious that Chuck and Nancy are all over TV growing about how they got pretty much everything they wanted, except DACA, in the omnibus bill. They even got the restriction lifted so the CDC can do research into guns. Off to dinner.

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    Dave says:

    @Peale:One of the few possible…. positive for won’t of a better term outcomes of Trump’s idiocy is that by shattering norms and standards of what can be considered he may open up the space of future potential courses of action available to actually competent successors. It’s a hell of thing silver lining but it is there. Just like maybe he will finally break the fever idiocy of our national politics but then I’m an optimist at heart.

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    RedDirtGirl says:

    I’m getting ready to make my poster for tomorrow’s anti-gun violence march. I’m in Brooklyn, so I’m going to the Coney Island sibling March for Our Lives.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    Silly liberals. Don’t you know that guns are for children of all ages?

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    Corner Stone says:

    @Jay: Hmmm…

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    scav says:

    “Melted some snowflakes” the shouty man shoutily insisted — well, leaving cause aside, enough melted snowflakes and that’s quite the blue wave that might be advancing. And water puts out fire.

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    Corner Stone says:

    Tom Nichols can go fuck himself.

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    Dave says:

    @Corner Stone: Agreed. Why in this particular case or is it just a general sentiment?

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Corner Stone: Okay. Is this from the TV box tonight or just a general thing?

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    Gin & Tonic says:

    @Mary G: That’s because Democrats care about crafting legislation and know how to do so. Republicans are nihilists who’ve spent the entire Obama administration voting “no”, so they don’t remember how to write legislation.

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    Corner Stone says:

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yes.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Corner Stone: Respect.

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    @Amir Khalid: Happiness is a Warm Gun*, Amir.

    *Much better than a puppy.

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    Corner Stone says:

    @Dave: He was on MSNBC L’OD show and I just hate his fucking guts. Everything about him. All of it.

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    Amir Khalid says:


    possible…. positive for won’t of a better term outcomes

    How about “less-negative” outcomes?

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    chris says:

    I’m really hating Friday nights for some reason

    Here’s the new US policy on transgender people in the military, in a memo from Mattis. It bans from service people “who require or have undergone” gender transitions, makes some limited exemptions for others.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) 24 March 2018

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    Corner Stone says:

    @chris: I thought Mattis was “holding the line”.

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    Brachiator says:

    OT. Okay, what is this bullshit about Trump’s banning transgender people in the military?

    I just took a peak at the web on my commute and saw this.

    Always some new insult from this fool.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: Manifestly not true. Puppies give love back. Guns are literally cold, soulless tools.

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    Calouste says:

    @PIGL: Funny that people who are too scared to turn of the light at night without holding onto their Emotional Support Firearm call other people snowflakes.

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    cain says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):

    @NotMax: Farmers here are frantic about a trade war with China. Our current ambassador to China is the former Iowa governor. That’s how much the state’s interests are connected there.

    Sucks to be them. They’ll need to downsize and just feed the U.S. #MAGA

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    BlueDWarrior says:

    @Corner Stone: given how insane Trump and his inner circle is, this might, indeed be holding the line.

    Once again, never expect Republicans to respect minority rights, unless it’s rural evangelical white Christians.

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    RedDirtGirl says:

    @scav: Nice image!

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    🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷 says:

    I guess Mattis, in the words of Biff Loman, is a phony little fake.

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    cain says:


    We’ll know they’re serious once the soybeans and corn get targeted.

    Oh yeah, at that point the entire midwest will be screaming at Trump to stand down. But I’m not sure he’s going to listen. This is about him. I can see the tweet now ‘Dumb Midwest farmers don’t know that I make the best deals. China won’t know what will hit them. MAGA”

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    Amir Khalid says:

    That lot would love to roll back all the Obama-era changes that let LGBT Americans sully the ranks of the military

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Corner Stone: He had taken the position that tweets don’t count. He had received no order banning trans-soldiers. Let’s see how this pans out.

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    cain says:


    Once again, never expect Republicans to respect minority rights, unless it’s rural evangelical white Christians.

    Unless it is a Mercer, then in which case oligarchs come first.

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    I’m sorry, guys, but it was just too good to go unmentioned.

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    @Omnes Omnibus: Puppies poop and piss on the carpet, and a gun can be nice and warm if you fire it enough.

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    🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷 says:


    ‘Dumb Midwest farmers don’t know that I make the best deals. China won’t know what will hit them. MAGA”

    I could totally see Trump tweeting something like that. Has that egomaniac vibe.

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    @Amir Khalid: That’s why Obama didn’t do that via Executive Order, Congress would have to pass a law putting in those restrictions.

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    chris says:

    @Amir Khalid: Doesn’t matter what it is, if Obama did it it has to go. Bastards.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
    Is this a differenr financial institution from Citibank?

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: Okay. Do you really want to go down that road? Sorry, sense of humor about this is a bit impaired.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:


    Unless it is a Mercer, then in which case oligarchs come first.

    Oh, Blackwater, keeps on rollin’.

    Mercer-nary poltroons, jes keeps on risin’!

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    efgoldman says:

    @🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷:

    I guess Mattis, in the words of Biff Loman, is a phony little fake.

    Or he and the JCS held the line as long as they could, without getting a ferret head firing. Somebody (Mulvaney, Dense, Pompeo?) has been pushing it since the original incoherent tweet

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    dm says:

    Maybe the gun-fondlers will find on Pornhub more healthy ways to sublimate.

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    Mike J says:

    Dan Savage is talking about the North American Man/Gun Love Association.

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    NotMax says:

    Dolt 45: I’m never going to sign a bill like this again. Nobody read it, it’s only hours old.

    *cough* December tax bill *cough*


    And be used to cook bacon.

    No, not going to link to that both ludicrous and offensive video.

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    Jay says:


    They already do,

    3% of ‘Murkin’s own 50% of the guns,

    The same 3% consume 50% of the Porn.

    Sex positive ‘Merkin’s actually have sex, they don’t just watch it online.

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    cain says:

    I wish I could plus one this. :)

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    NotMax says:


    “More Pork staying in U.S. means LOWER PRICE for McRib! CHOW DOWN, America! #MAGA”

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    Mary G says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Congratulations.

    Friday night news dump from the WaPo:

    By Washington Post Staff March 23 at 10:08 PM
    President Trump signaled late Friday night that he will not ban all transgender members of the U.S. military from serving, but deferred to a new Pentagon plan that is significantly more restrictive than a policy adopted by the Obama administration in 2016.

    The decision was acknowledged in a memorandum that was released by the White House and revoked a full ban that Trump issued in August and first announced in July on Twitter.

    The memorandum was filed Friday amid ongoing court battles in which the Trump administration has sought to block transgender recruits from joining the military. The new filing included a memorandum from Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, who recommended to Trump that any transgender service member who has undergone sex-reassignment surgery be involuntarily separated from the military.
    This is a developing story. It will be updated.

    (Emphasis mine)

    Fat Bastard had to do something to feel better about himself, so he takes it out on people who just want to serve their country.

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    cain says:

    They like their weed too. So basically, sex, drugs, and guns. The rural holy trifecta. Except maybe we should change sex to porn since I don’t think any of thse assholes are getting laid.

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    Eljai says:

    @Corner Stone: Of all the nevertrumpers, Tom Nichols is my least favorite. At least Rick Wilson posts cute pictures of his cat on Twitter from time to time.

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    Bruuuuce says:

    Set for tomorrow’s March For Our Lives in NYC. I’ll be carrying a sign that says

    [picture of Ruk, from Star Trek, getting phasered]

    Is there an official or semiofficial Jackal contingent? I’m being brought by my 19- and 17-year-olds, of whom I’m very proud, but we have no group affiliation at the moment.

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    Corner Stone says:

    @cain: God damn it.

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    Bruuuuce says:


    Sex positive ‘Merkin’s actually have sex, they don’t just watch it online.

    Considering that “merkins” are in fact pelvic wigs, it took me a while to stop laughing at that. Thank you :-)

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    Corner Stone says:

    @Eljai: I hate that motherfucker. I think Rick Wilson has a good sense of humor but he is just as responsible as all the rest for where we are now. Jenn Rubin puts some good things down. John Schindler is a waste of space as a human.
    Nothing positive to be said about Bill Kristol, David Frum, George Will or any of the rest.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Corner Stone: Fuck.

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    Jay says:


    Nope, North America has a pork surplus, which we “dump” in China.

    We are like the Serbian Pig Industry 1912-1918.

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    Corner Stone says:


    We are like the Serbian Pig Industry 1912-1918

    I am scared to even…no. No, I am not going to finish this.

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    Eljai says:

    @Corner Stone: Agreed. Jennifer Rubin seems the most redeemable. Come to the light, Jen!

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    efgoldman says:

    @Corner Stone:

    Nothing positive to be said about Bill Kristol, David Frum, George Will or any of the rest.

    They’ll all die eventually, some sooner than others.

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    NotMax says:


    One can never go too far when mocking a Dolt 45 tweet. Per your comment, like all his actual tweets the made-up one is also ungrounded in reality.

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    justawriter says:

    Waiting for the interview: Porn star Buck Naked said “I do (recites all of the aristocrats joke) but damn, that gun stuff is some sick shit. I don’t want it to gross out our fans.”

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Eljai: She is a hard-core Neocon. She isn’t one of us. And I am a liberal interventionist at heart. She just hates Trump.

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    Jay says:


    Momma said, if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.

    When Billy Grabam died, I said “Nice, he’s dead.”

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    AnotherBruce says:

    @NotMax: But what does Senator Assley have to say about this? Could not happen to a nicer fucked up old man. Cmon, Iowans, throw out the filth, Get rid of King, Ernst and Assley.

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    LurkerNoLonger says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Congratulations! That’s a great review.

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    Raoul says:

    @Brachiator: Mattis penned a ‘very thorough’ report and the ban is back.
    Fucking shitstains. Every damn thing in this administration is an aggression against someone who isn’t a straight, white, male Xtian gun-humper.

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    BC in Illinois says:

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    She just hates Trump.

    It’s a start. It does indicate that she is dealing in reality.
    Can’t be said for everybody.

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    Parfigliano says:

    @Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Hope those Iowans get it good and hard. I have run out of sympathy for stupid people.

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    Raoul says:

    @Corner Stone: I had to mute Nichols for several months. He has some good analysis, but he’s self-righteous as hell. I pity the students who have to work through his issues and pass his classes.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    @Eljai: She is a hard-core Neocon. She isn’t one of us. And I am a liberal interventionist at heart. She just hates Trump.

    Rubin *does* hate Trump, agreed. But what’s inneresting is fucking *why* she hates Trump.

    I maintain it’s cuz Trump gives away the game.

    Not that this is why Rubin objects, either consciously or unconsciously. That would require her to be honest with herself, which is the prerequisite to her being honest with anyone else.

    Reason she ain’t honest with herself, imo, is cuz then she’d haveta take responsibility for her significant and culpable part in fucking everything up. (Which, a-course, ain’t to be countenanced by any self-disresespecting wingnut ass-saving ideologue, which, to put it plainly, is what she is.

    The fact that these assholes are objecting to Trump, in and of itself, imo, does them no credit. They are merely seein’ which way the wind blows n inngloriously tryn’ta secure a place onna lifeboat.

    It’s (Ralph “Blood’n’Guts” Peters) venal and pathetic and cowardly, and it should be acknowledged as such.


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    The Pale Scot says:


    I’m actually not really against this “trade war” with China.

    Rationally IMHO, democracies shouldn’t be trading with non democratic countries. “you can do anything you want, you’re a sovereign country, but we don’t want you accessing the banking system that is run by democracies. We’ll buy strategic minerals if it’s necessary but that’s it.”

    Good bye access to SWIFT, etc

    The ultimate roadblock to a NK deal is that the crime syndicate that runs the place will never accept any restrictions on it’s criminal enterprises. Counterfeiting, both in currencies and handbags, Drug running, extortion. Never mind weapon tech.

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    🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷 says:

    Speaking of which, does anyone know if Trump is going to be in DC tomorrow for the march?

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    BlueDWarrior says:

    @Raoul: sometimes I think that’s the point. The right on this country doesn’t care about doing something positive with conservatism, it’s just putting the screws to whoever is in the out group

    As much as the non-partisan me hates it, we have to amplify the message that conservative ideology is the proximate cause of these issues, and not having a Reagan/Bush43/Trump occupying the office at a given time.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:


    Yikes. Ah, well. It’s like was once said: “I’da made it shorter but I ran outta time.”

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    Mike in NC says:

    @Brachiator: He’s back at it again. And when we’re done with Trump we will still have Pence trying to jail gays and ban women from serving in the military. See the last John Oliver segment. He absolutely cannot answer a simple question of yes or no.

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    Steeplejack (phone) says:

    @🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷:

    He flew to Mar-a-Lago this afternoon. Useful site here.

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    NotMax says:


    BTW, that stand mixer I was so looking forward to earlier in the year? Ended up returning it after the motor started making extremely troubling noises after one use. Too bad as it was a perfect size. Went with this one instead (went for a different color, which I see has gone up by nearly $30 since I ordered). Bigger footprint than I wanted but likes are that the bowl has a handle and that the appliance is all metal. Control to unlock the tilt head is in an awkward place but wouldn’t consider that a real negative.Consumer Reports rated this particular model on a par or better than the comparable (and much more expensive) KitchenAid. Will try to remember to report further as to whether turned out to be a good or not so good unit.

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    NotMax says:


    Oh, one more like is that is has a 500w motor.

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    Aleta says:

    Tomorrow in Spring, TX (just north of Houston, south of “The” Woodlands)
    (You have to show up to get a free ticket. One pp.)

    Matt Bomer on Instagram: “Please come see @lovesimonmovie in my hometown of Spring, TX for free! @halls.simon and I bought out the whole screening for you. This is an important movie, and a really good one. I know you’ll love it so come watch for free this Sunday! ”


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    AnotherBruce says:

    @Aleta: OT, apparently, Zell Miller has passed away.

    He was a man of the south and the south has a warm climate. Zell’s immortal comfort will now reside in a much warmer climate.

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    Enhanced Voting Techniques says:

    @poleaxedbyboatwork: It’s simpler than that. NeoCons hate Russia and Trump is Putin’s creature.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    It’s simpler than that. NeoCons hate Russia and Trump is Putin’s creature.

    Agree n disagree.

    Point taken ’bout neocons’ boner-pill ag’in Russia (formerly, ya, absolutely!; now? who knows what’s Bolton ’em in place?).

    Disagree, however, that’s it’s as simple as that re: Hofstadter “paranoid style of ‘Murican Politics”. There is a revanchist, reactionary, self-defeating strain of implosive political impulses to which we, as patriotic ‘Muricans (in spite of our exceptionalism!), are not immune. It adversely affects our ability to see ourselves clearly. (I am being charitably expansive, I believe, in that I reckon this crippling phenomena affects, largely, self-satisfied insecure conservative blowhards.)

    This reactionary component, above and beyond the internecine battle over Russia, is ignored at ever’one’s peril.


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    Steeplejack (phone) says:


    Thanks for the update. I had bookmarked the previous model in my “Consumer Lust: Kitchen” folder. The new one goes in now.

    Think I’m going to pull the trigger on this Chinese chef’s knife. It has been calling to me. Not too expensive if it turns out to be a disappointment.

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    cain says:


    @Corner Stone: Of all the nevertrumpers, Tom Nichols is my least favorite. At least Rick Wilson posts cute pictures of his cat on Twitter from time to time.

    Actually, Tom does as well. I actually find him quite amusing. I don’t agree with pretty much most of what he says, but occasionally it’s fun watching him battle conservatives. He’s pretty much praying for a democratic takeover at this point.

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    cain says:

    @Corner Stone:
    Hah :D Yeah yeah, don’t worry we’re not bringing that kind of thing here. ;)

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    Corner Stone says:


    He’s pretty much praying for a democratic takeover at this point.

    No, he isn’t. He is praying for Democrats to adopt his version of Republicanism. He hates Democrats. All of his “advice” is garbage and designed to kill the Democratic party.

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    Corner Stone says:

    I fucking hate Tom Nichols. Just so that’s clear.

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    NotMax says:


    Looks like a more than decent workhorse.

    Should you be in the market for a serrated knife, cannot praise this one highly enough. Found it via Alton Brown’s recommendations.

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    poleaxedbyboatwork says:


    Corner Stonesays:

    March 24, 2018 at 1:17 am


    cain: He’s pretty much praying for a democratic takeover at this point.

    @Corner Stone:

    No, he isn’t. He is praying for Democrats to adopt his version of Republicanism …

    The “you’re-not-doing-it-right” fu is strong in contemporary chickenshit Republicanism. David Brooks to Andrew Sullivan to Tom Nichols to you name it. The common denominator (and this certainly ain’t my observation, but think it’s true) is that all the culpable parties seek to cast blame on both sides (tho’ it ain’t true) so that they might reasonably escape condemnation and retain and/or enhance their sinecures.

    If Republican dickheads whose agitprop got us here ain’t prostrating theyselves before all to seek penance for an absolution they cannot but hope to one day receive, then they’re just milking a corrupt-as-fuck system that allows them to rehabilitate their incinerated reputations (atta exhorbitant profit! life is good in the faux-penitent wingnut welfare line) at the expense of a gullible forgiving public.

    Most of these horrific peoples, like Butcher Bill Kristol et al., should count theyselves lucky if decent people do not spit upon them in public. That we must actually listen to what they have to say, about any-motherfucking-thing, is the living representation of the “life-ain’t-fair” principle.

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    Aleta says:

    @Steeplejack (phone):
    Peasant Chef’s Knife, similar price. Lee Valley is nice stuff. Free shipping happens frequently, they pay postage for returns.

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    Jay says:


    Alton Browing is a verb.

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    Steeplejack says:


    I’m good with my Victorinox. Will file the Tojiro for gifts, replacement, etc. (Was shocked to see that I got my knife back in 2010. How times flies!)

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    🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷 says:

    @Steeplejack (phone):
    What a chickenshit. Is there a protest at Mar-a largo? There should be.

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    seaboogie says:

    @Steeplejack (phone): hey there…any mellow music on offer? Ready for other than Tubthumping by Chumbawamba that has been useful in dealing with the aftermath of the armed robbery, now 3 weeks ago.

    When concerned local citizenry come in asking for details, I have learned to thank them for their concern and tell them that I need to not dwell there right now. Response has been kindness and understanding.

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    Steeplejack says:


    I love Lee Valley tools! Their catalogs are porno​graphic.

    I’ve got a good chef’s knife (Vic​torinox again—I love their Fibrox handles). I’m getting the Chinese chef’s knife because I have an urge to check out the use of the wide blade like a bench scraper—​scoop up the chopped stuff and move it to the pan or wherever. Bit of an impulse purchase. Channel​ing my inner Martin Yan, maybe. Also, one of the women on Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street (an excel​lent show—​epi​sodes viewable at the link) uses one to great effect.

    ETA: Saving the link to that peasant’s knife. Could be a good foodie gift.

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    Steeplejack says:

    @🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) 🗳 🌷:

    I think there’s one in the vicinity. I saw a story pondering whether Trump would see it.

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    Aleta says:

    @Steeplejack: I keep looking at your knife and the variations and they do look really good.

    eta I have a LV habit and it’s work to control it.

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    Steeplejack says:


    Synchronicity! I was just thinking about posting a late-night song.

    Charlie Haden and Kenny Barron, “Twilight Song.”

    Lynne Arriale, “Sister Moon.”

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    Steeplejack says:


    I read about that. I have been sending you healing thoughts.

    I occasionally still get a twinge from being mugged 11 years ago. Put me in the hospital for four days.

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    Steeplejack says:


    The thing I miss most about living in my apartment is noplace to do woodworking. I’m no great artisan, but I do like making this and that and turning wood into sawdust.

    I think the last thing I got from Lee Valley was a Japanese-style pull saw. Hadn’t really thought about them for kitchen stuff. Good suggestion!

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    seaboogie says:

    Thank you. Four days in hospital after a mugging? Messed up stuff be messed up – in its entirety.

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    Amir Khalid says:

    I can heartily recommend anything by Patti Scialfa, including this song from her most recent album a decade ago. She’s a brilliant songwriter, easily her husband’s equal, and deserves recognition for more than merely singing backing vocals in his band.

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    Steeplejack says:


    The other knife that was tempting me was the 7" nakiri (vegetable knife). Price is a little too steep, though, and, as I said, I have a perfectly good chef’s knife.

    Mercer has another line, Millennia, with a less expensive nakiri. Probably just as good.

    All this got started because I wondered what kind of knife Ree Drummond was using on The Pioneer Woman. I hate her affect—it screams smug, deplorable Trump voter to me!—but I end up hate-watching her because she does some interesting things in the middle-of-the-road “get some food on the table” genre. And then I saw Sam the Cooking Guy using one on his D-level cooking show. It’s a trend!

    ETA: Cooking shows and HGTV “shelter shows” have been my coping mechanism for the Trump regime.

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    Steeplejack says:


    My jaw was broken—badly—in two places. Mouth wired shut for two months. Good times. Not.

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    Steeplejack says:

    A little more upbeat: Nite Flyte, “4 a.m.”

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    Aleta says:

    @Steeplejack: Midnight Diner Tokyo Stories on Netflix (maybe youtube too) is calming for me. Background noise and kitchen shots more than plot.

    The setting of Midnight Diner is a small 12 seat Izakaya called “Meshiya” in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

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    Matt McIrvin says:

    @scav: I read “melted some snowflakes” and think “exterminated some schoolchildren”, myself.

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    seaboogie says:

    @Steeplejack: Jeezus – that is just terrible! I got off easy with just a pistol whipping upside the head and thrown down on the ground with bruises. Your assholes were way more assholish than mine.

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    burnspbesq says:

    @Corner Stone:

    Bullshit. West Virginia commits multiple fouls on every possession. They deserved to get their asses handed to them by Villanova, which was better at every spot on the floor.

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    seaboogie says:

    @Amir Khalid: Thank you, Amir.

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    Steeplejack says:

    Paul Gonsalves, “Yesterdays.”

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    Steeplejack says:

    Dominick Farinacci, “Libertango.”

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    Steeplejack says:

    Terence Blanchard, “Levees.”

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    Steeplejack says:

    John Scofield, “Mr. Puffy.”

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    Steeplejack says:

    The Jazz Professors, “The Shining Sea.”

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    seaboogie says:

    @Steeplejack: Sweet!

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    Steeplejack says:


    I’ll check that out!

    Have you ever seen Tampopo (1985)? It’s hilarious—like Fistful of Dollars meets Iron Chef.

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    NotMax says:


    With a side order of Little Caesar.

    Marvelous movie.

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    chopper says:


    bush is def responsible for more deaths by far, but trump’s only been in office a year and change. and bringing in bolton doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that the body count won’t climb quickly.

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    SFAW says:


    Oh, one more like is that is has a 500w motor.

    The Amazon comparison table lists it as 400 W. Is it a typo? Or do you have a different model?

    Either way, I’ll be interested to hear further “reports,” since I’m looking at that model, considering buying it, etc. [Of course, this thread may be a little dead, so no idea if you’ll see this.]

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    Apparently this happened…
    Strongman thuggishness seems to sit well with this regime.

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