I have two Mueller-probe related questions for you.
Number one, in a situation like this, suppose someone’s committed some relatively tangential crimes, maybe a little laundering, a little footsie with Julian Assange. Could that person go to Mueller and say “Hey, I’ll tell you everything, you can wire me up as long as you want, I just don’t want to go to jail”? Do you have to plead first to cooperate or can they let you off scot free?
Number two, where does the whole “no way am I wearing a wire, man” thing come from? I remember it from The Simpsons, but it must predate that. I can’t hear “wearing wire” without thinking “I’m not wearing a freaking wire”.
While we’re at it, let’s raise a little money for the Balloon Juice fund which is split equally among all eventual Democratic nominees in House districts currently held by Republicans? By the way, we are place to raise a total of about 200K in 2018 (across various funds). We did 75K in 2017.