Because I Love You All SOOOOOO Much






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    Yutsano says:

    Twitter blocked at work. So fuck you right back Cole.

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    tobie says:

    Hey, some of us here need something uplifting. How ’bout a front page link to C-Span’s live feed of Nancy’s tremendous filibuster? Bless her!

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    trollhattan says:

    Jesus, his scalp is a wad of bloody cottage cheese.

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    The Moar You Know says:

    YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, SO MUCH FOR MY DINNER

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    Baud says:

    This makes the destruction of out nation more palatable.

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    scav says:

    Oh dear dear dear, are our immigaration policies about to get even more restrictive? First modern Britons had ‘dark to black’ skin, Cheddar Man DNA analysis reveals

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist says:

    @trollhattan: Jesus, his scalp is a wad of bloody cottage cheese.
    so the cover matches the content?

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    MisterForkbeard says:

    This makes this video clip so much more palatable. And it’s still gross.

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    trollhattan says:

    @scav:
    Never trust a Limey! What does this say about Trump’s immigrant mum?

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    JPL says:

    The video sickened me until I saw the pictures of the black eyes that White House Aide Porter inflicted on his wife.

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    Sneaux says:

    Yuck! Makes me think of the scenes with Darth Vader’s head without his helmet in the tank thingies from Star Wars movies.

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    trollhattan says:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    One could conclude a certain congruity at work.

    I wonder if he keeps a 3×5 card on the nightstand: “Remember to breathe.”

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    Baud says:

    @JPL: That will hopefully never be set to song.

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    geg6 says:

    OMG, his head is Darth Vader without the mask. Jeebus.

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    Highway Rob says:

    @geg6: I’m so glad I’m not the only one who saw that.

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    bluefish says:

    Visions of hell! Thanks, I think.

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    Mnemosyne says:

    @tobie:

    I, too, would like some actual front page coverage of Nancy Pelosi’s epic filibuster. She’s making Mr. Smith look like a piker.

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    trollhattan says:

    BBC trolls the utter shit out of Trump with this video on military parade examples, worldwide.

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    Baud says:

    @Highway Rob: Vader repented in the end. Doubt Trump ever will.

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    SuzieC says:

    Holy shit! He looks like Beetlejuice.

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    Baud says:

    @Mnemosyne: Agree. I’m younger than her and tired from just thinking about what she’s doing.

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    geg6 says:

    @SuzieC:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That too!

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    Betty Cracker says:

    I really hope the fact that this Hair Force One episode is getting scads of publicity and millions of views gets back to Trump. He has constructed one of the world’s most elaborate comb-overs, so obviously he’s sensitive about his baldness. Good — let humiliation rain down upon that absurd nest of orange cotton candy!

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    WaterGirl says:

    Is this the scary video that everyone warned about this morning?

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    tobie says:

    @Mnemosyne: I’ve come to the conclusion that women of a certain age are routinely ignored, and if not ignored lambasted for being too shrill. Republican farts hate Nancy because she’s fierce and effective. Hipster bloggers (elsewhere, not here at BJ) for the most part ignore her or scoff at her for not being cool. Couldn’t find a single tweet from the usual suspects (Yglesias, Marshall, Klein, Hayes, etc.) regarding Nancy’s epic filibuster. No one in power is speaking up for the Dreamers. I’m so proud that Nancy is doing this.

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    p.a. says:

    Glad I read the comments before I hit play! ;-)

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    Baud says:

    @WaterGirl: Yes.

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    Gravenstone says:

    I had avoided watching this through the earlier links that had popped up in various threads. Finally gave into morbid curiosity. Actually surprised that his ginormous bald spot is back there. Think he also has one along the upper left side. He should just shave that mess and wear a fucking MAGA beanie for the rest of his time in office. At least they’ll take that away from him when he’s processed into prison.

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    Baud says:

    @tobie: Obviously, she should resign.

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    Litlebritdifrnt says:

    @scav: The meltdown among the Daily Mail readers has already begun. It is hilarious. They are claiming that there is no way that a person (or species) could go from black to white in 9,000 years. So much for all those white supremesists who claim their proud “English Heritage” LOL. BTW my ancestors are Cornish from what I can figure although we do have some French blood in there if my great-great aunt Pomfret is anything to go by. Speaking of which, as an annual Christmas tradition we went to the cemetery at Warton to place wreaths on all the graves of my ancestors this year, going back generations, the Church Yard is famous for being the birth place of George Washington’s family. His family house is still there and his ancestors are buried right next to mine. Stuff that you “I can trace my heritage back to” wherever. Sorry rambling. Anyway, bloody cold today. Snowed yesterday but it was warmer than it was today. One of these days I will get my camera out of storage and start taking some pictures of this place.

    Oh and Cole I already saw that video of the shitgibbon’s totally bald pate, thanks for the reminder. NOT!

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    Marcopolo says:

    Yes, front page post on Nancy SMASH! Watching her on CSPAN now.

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    WaterGirl says:

    @Baud: Good to know. I almost clicked on the video and then wondered. Thank god I was spared that.

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    Darth Vader unmasked, if Vader was an incompetent orange-faced idiot,

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    🌎 🇺🇸 Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) 🗳 🌷 says:

    Eww God, his scalp looks like that freaky mutant kid’s from the Justice Guild episode of Justice League.

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    Mnemosyne says:

    @tobie:

    And when the “progressive” hipsters whine about Pelosi never doing anything for the Dreamers, I guarantee you that they will completely ignore this performance. Most of them to the point of claiming it must not have really happened since they didn’t hear about it.

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    stinger says:

    Not content with having nightmares yourself, you have to inflict them on us, too. Thanks.

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    Steeplejack says:

    Is there some mouthwash that’s particularly good for after you’ve thrown up in the back of your mouth a little? Asking for a friend who’s out of tequila.

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    Matt Smith says:

    So I don’t believe in body-shaming anyone. I don’t have a problem with his scalp or his fat. But I LOVE that he makes fun of people all the f—ing time, and he’s sensitive about his hair, and it just went AWOL on him. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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    SFAW says:

    @Baud:

    Vader repented in the end. Doubt Trump ever will.

    It stretches belief beyond the breaking point to think that Shitgibbon would EVER say to/about anyone else :”You were right.”

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    Highway Rob says:

    @Baud: Fair point. I was wasting my time and energy trying to figure out who’s the emperor in this whole scenario, and dammit, it’s Cheney again, isn’t it?

    Edited to add: Could be Putin, but the emperor worked from inside the Republic, not outside.

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    NeenerNeener says:

    The logistics of his comb over, like his extramarital affairs, his taxes and his money laundering for the Russians, would still be a secret if he hadn’t run for President. Be careful what you wish for, Donny. Or is this the law of unintended consequences?

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    Dennis says:

    @geg6: My thought exactly

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    hueyplong says:

    Anybody else see that video and think of Vincent Price in House of Wax?

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    Sloane Ranger says:

    @scav: In all fairness he also had blue eyes so he was moving towards a more Aryan appearance. Snark.

    Someone on the Beeb said dark/black skin and blue eyes was common at the time he lived. Serious question,how do they know?

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    JustRuss says:

    I once went on a blind date with a woman who babysat Gary Wright’s (Dreamweaver’s composer/singer) kids. She was nice.

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    Duane says:

    @Betty Cracker:A man his age should know to get an appropriate hair cut. Good grief.
    He apparently has no friends to tell him he looks ridiculous, or he’s too daft to listen. Or look in a mirror.

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    Ken says:

    Can you imagine what his hair must look like when he wakes up?

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    ET says:

    @trollhattan: Soooo gross. And seeing it from that angle emphasizes how old he really is.

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    rikyrah says:

    Thanks Cole😅😅😅

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    chopper says:

    my god, it’s full of bald.

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    Ohio Mom says:

    He’s bald in a very unusual pattern, which makes me wonder if that isn’t the result of all sorts of surgeries to move the parts of his scalp with working follicles around.

    I mean, who is bald in the lower middle of the back of their head? There is usually a ring of hair around the bottom.

    If he was smart, he would have long ago made a fedora part of his image, and kept it on whenever he left the house. As if we needed more proof he isn’t smart!

    Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed that 30 seconds, thanks!

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist says:

    @Ohio Mom: He’s bald in a very unusual pattern, which makes me wonder if that isn’t the result of all sorts of surgeries to move the parts of his scalp with working follicles around.

    a botched ‘scalp reduction surgery” is what led to the attack on his first wife, who recommended it, which attack she described as a rape

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    Ohio Mom says:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: We already knew she couldn’t pick out a good plastic surgeon by looking at what she’s had done to her face. No untouched human being has balloon lips like hers.

    I haven’t had occasion. To be this catty in a long time. Kinda fun when the target is so deserving.

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    Jersey Tomato says:

    If I had a terminal illness and wanted to take the quick way out, I’d go to a Trump appearance and rush the stage with a bucket of water to pour over his head. I’d hope to survive long enough to see the flashbulbs going off as the world gets its first look at what that thing sitting on his head looks like in its natural state.

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    As God is my witness, I didn’t know that hair could (attempt to) fly!

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    zeecube says:

    He really just should go full “Lex Luthor” at this point.

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    NotoriousJRT says:

    @Sneaux:
    My thought exactly. But, so pathetic.

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