THE NEW BITCOIN’S HERE THE NEW BITCOIN’S HERE pic.twitter.com/CYyFtvVDXU
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) December 22, 2017
What's that thing from Harry Potter? Horcruxes? The challenge coin is obviously a horcrux, right?
— Adam Rogers (@jetjocko) December 22, 2017
Challenge coins are souvenirs. Humans squirrel away souvenirs; museums contain troves of antiquities whose only purpose was to proclaim WE SAW THE GREAT TEMPLE or I MADE THE PILGRIMAGE. The amazing part is that, given all his other responsibilities (getting his regular briefings from Fox News, playing golf, encouraging infighting among his minions, violating the Constitution), Lord Smallgloves still has time to cruft up something as minor as his challenge coin. From the Washington Post:
For two decades, the commander in chief has doled out distinguished-looking coins as personal mementos. Now, the presidential “challenge coin” has undergone a Trumpian transformation.
The presidential seal has been replaced by an eagle bearing President Trump’s signature. The eagle’s head faces right, not left, as on the seal. The 13 arrows representing the original states have disappeared. And the national motto, “E pluribus unum” — a Latin phrase that means “Out of many, one” — is gone.
Instead, both sides of the coin feature Trump’s campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again.”
The changes don’t stop there. In addition to his signature, Trump’s name appears three times on the coin, which is thicker than those made for past presidents. And forget the traditional subdued silver and copper: Trump’s coin, a White House aide marveled, is “very gold.”
The aide said the president, whose real estate properties are known for their gilded displays of wealth and status, was personally involved in redesigning the coin. Trump, who also had a hand in creating his famous red campaign hat, “wanted to weigh in on it,” the aide said. “It’s beautifully made.”
The White House offered conflicting accounts of which funds were used to purchase the coins, with one aide saying they were paid for by the White House and a second aide later saying that the Republican National Committee is covering the expense. An RNC spokeswoman confirmed Friday afternoon that the party is paying for the coins…
[We knew it wasn’t Trump.]
… “They’re going to be used in ways they haven’t been in the past,” said the second White House aide, adding that they may be distributed at campaign rallies and to donors. Aides were not authorized to comment on the record and spoke on the condition of anonymity…
Sold at a ridiculous markup on his “campaign website”, I’m betting… once the media attention dies down.
He literally replaced "E pluribus unum" with "Make America Great Again" https://t.co/a2wBe6APZx
— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) December 22, 2017
Other options for your presidential coin motto:
— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 22, 2017
“From Russia With Love” (Made in China)
— Patrick Aliano (@AlianoPatrick) December 23, 2017
Vicious subtweet from Mattis: pic.twitter.com/xBaHDVyJcy
— On a Merry coXmas (@anamariecox) December 22, 2017
Gary K
It signifies the new top Scouting rank, replacing Eagle effective immediately. You don’t need to earn any badges at all, but you have to constantly point out how great you are, in a totally unprecedented way.
TriassicSands
Give Trump five minutes alone with a piece of plain white cotton and he would be able to turn it into the tackiest piece of crap on the planet. Rest assured there would be lots of !GOLD!
TriassicSands
That’s better, I guess, than “Kill the Muslims” or “Nuke North Korea.”
Everything is a campaign rally or event to Trump. He probably ends a recitation of the Lord’s Prayer with “MAGA!”
raven
I don’t care much for Army or the option but. . . damn!!!!
Quinerly
GAG ME.
Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)
That isn’t even a fucking coin; it’s a shitty-ass novelty badge (or if you want to be charitable about it, like a fucking idiot, a brooch)
seriosly, waht the fuck is this shit
Gravenstone
I’d gladly use them as the bulls-eye for shooting range targets.
aimai
@TriassicSands: Plain piece of kleenex+ snot = gold.
TriassicSands
@Quinerly:
Don’t you mean MAGAGM?
aimai
Better: gag and magag.
Kathy Quinerly
@TriassicSands: good point.
schrodingers_cat
Reverse Midas touch, he touches gold, it looks like shit.
MomSense
@Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):
I’ve seen better looking crap come out of a gumball machine.
Alain the site fixer
It’s like the Mark of the Beast, or something. This cult scares me.
JGabriel
I read about Trump’s new challenge coin the other day, but I hadn’t actually seen a picture of it until just now.
Now that I’ve seen it, I can say with all honesty, it makes me want to vomit.
Tack, meet -y.
SiubhanDuinne
As a little girl growing up in the Chicago suburbs, I used to love visiting the Museum of Science and Industry (“Museum of Science and Interesting,” as we appropriately called it).
One of the great attractions was a machine into which one fed a dime, or quarter, and then a penny. The machine would make thoughtful and terrifying noises, then squash the penny flat as a proverbial pancake, impose the MoS&I logo on the obverse, and return the flattened coin as a souvenir. I think I still have a few of them kicking around.
Much more appealing coin medallion than that excessively gilded piece of crap. He can’t keep his tiny vulgar hands off anything, can he?
father pusbucket
“Throw it in, Master Frodo!”
Brachiator
I understand that Princess Michael of Kent had to apologize for wearing the coin as a brooch while attending a Christmas party with Queen Elizabeth.
ETA. Loved “What the fork?” on one of the Twitter comments.
JGabriel
@Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):
It’s the perfect metaphor for Trump’s life and everthing he’s done: Gilt Shit.
Juice Box
What a pathetic, needy, old man. A real loser.
TriassicSands
@aimai:
Sweet.
SiubhanDuinne
@aimai:
Oh, well played, aimai.
dmsilev
Look on the bright side. RNC donor money is being used for stroking Trump’s ego rather than for attack ads or some field organizer.
NotMax
Executive Order 11649 (emphasis added): “The manufacture, reproduction, sale, or purchase for resale, either separately or appended to any article manufactured or sold, of the Seals of the President or Vice President, or any likeness or substantial part thereof, except as provided in this Order or as otherwise provided by law, is prohibited.”
Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)
As I said on Facebook, it looks as if he stole it from one of Hermann Goering’s uniforms.
Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)
@Alain the site fixer: Treason! No one is to speak ill of Willie Hutch’s (first) 1974 LP in my presence!
Jager
Mrs. J has a nice, tasteful challenge coin from one of W’s Undersecretaries of Defense. When she was flying, (she was the A flight attendant, in charge of the cabin) she moved a bunch of Army kids headed home from Iraq,up to an almost empty 1st Class section on a flight from Charlotte to San Francisco. 4 First Class passengers gave up their seats for more GIs when they realized what she was doing. She has no idea how the Defense Department found out what she did for the kids. She got a thank you letter and the coin in her mailbox in the crew room. She wined and dined them all the way across America and damn near all the passengers came forward to thank them. One of her best flights ever.
eemom
@Juice Box:
“Sad!”, one might tweet.
SiubhanDuinne
@Brachiator:
Princess Michael of Kent is a piece of unreconstructed Nazi scum, and an embarrassment to The Queen. She is a racist in real life, and as a writer she is a lazy and cowardly plagiarist.
By all accounts, The Queen herself can’t stand her. Princess Michael is widely known in the Royal family as “Princess Pushy.” I am not at all surprised that she hauled out the “blackamoor” brooch deliberately for her first meeting with Meghan Markle.
Mnemosyne
@Brachiator:
I assume you, too, are familiar with “The Good Place”?
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
Childhood ritual was the placing pennies on the train tracks in order to be flattened.
We must have done something with them after retrieval but mystified when it comes to recalling what.
momus
Literally sinister
JGabriel
Allan Smith (via Anne Laurie @ Top:
It reminds me of that scene in Being John Malkovich, where Malkovich is dumped into a world of Malkovich clones, all of whom communicate only by endlessly repeating the word “Malkovich” in varying intonations:
Only instead of Malkovich, it’s a world full of Trump clones, all endlessly repeating “MAGA” in varying intonations:
Mnemosyne
@SiubhanDuinne:
The one consolation is that Princess Michael only succeeded in making herself look like a bitter old woman and was forced to publicly apologize, presumably by HRH.
As I said when the engagement was first announced, Charles’ attitude seems to be, Boys, I fucked up my marriage to your mom in a big way, so whatever you want is fine with me.
Brachiator
@Mnemosyne:
Watched it from the very beginning. It was on my list of “the best show on television that too few are watching.”
I’m pleased at how they have continued the show’s premise without getting stupid, boring or repetitive (so far).
?BillinGlendaleCA
@NotMax: Executive Order, the President can change those.
SiubhanDuinne
@NotMax:
I heard about that, but never did it. I was basically a timid, bookish kid.
geg6
@SiubhanDuinne:
WHAT? I haven’t heard that story. But I did know Princess Michael of Kent was a Nazi piece of garbage, so not completely surprised. But in front of the Queen? Seriously?
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@JGabriel: I once tried to explain that movie to someone at the gym. I started off by staying, “There’s this puppeteer.” She said, “This what?” I think she was just startled, but I knew it was hopeless.
Joeg
One day dotus will show up with a WWE Championship belt around his waist.
JGabriel
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
In the Trumpified version I imagined above, the puppeteer is Putin.
JGabriel
@Joeg:
I’d rather see him wearing it around his neck. Tightly. Hanging from it.
raven
@Jager: In spite of all the whiny bullshit you hear the stews (and mostly everyone else) were pretty damn good to us when we flew standby in the 60s.
SiubhanDuinne
@Mnemosyne:
Yup. The William/Harry generation appears to be far more sensible than that of their parents. Societal changes help, of course.
It heartens me no end to see (most of) the RF embrace a biracial divorced American into their midst. I was born scarcely 5-1/2 years after the Abdication Crisis, and it is astounding to witness the changes in attitude and acceptance.
Brachiator
@SiubhanDuinne:
Big mistake. Big. The princes are loved by the Queen and by the people. That is an unbeatable combination.
And it has been interesting to see how many Brits, including British people of color, have embraced Meghan Markle.
ETA. I saw that a copy of a dress Markle wore sold out immediately. Markle can also say that she is good for the British economy. Not sure if Princess Michael is good for much of anything.
NotMax
@JGabriel
(With apologies to Mnemosyne.)
Meeska, mooska, Moscowteers….
Joyce H
And have you see the White House Christmas card? Four times bigger than its predecessors, and (it goes without saying) gaudy gaudy gaudy.
Matt McIrvin
@JGabriel: Sessions has apparently been going around saying “Make America Safe Again” in all of his speeches. As Robin Thede pointed out, that spells MASA.
eclare
@Brachiator: Yep, HRH loves the princes, especially Harry.
debbie
@geg6:
News to me too.
Major Major Major Major
@Joyce H: yeah but at least there’s no dildos on the tree.
JGabriel
@Joyce H:
Trump covers everything in shit and calls it chocolate.
SiubhanDuinne
@geg6:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/12/23/europe/uk-princess-michael-brooch-markle-intl/index.html
SiubhanDuinne
@Joyce H:
Oh God. I can’t even imagine.
Jager
@raven:
She said they were all burned out, tired. One or two drinks and a little first class food and most of them fell asleep. A couple drank their fill. I told her that would have been me.
Patricia Kayden
@dmsilev: UNLIMITED CORPORATE CASH! They’ll never run out of money.
mai naem mobile
I am surprised Dolt45 doesn’t wear one of those fake military uniforms thatb dictators wear with a gazillion medals and stars hanging on the chest and shoulder.
Brachiator
@mai naem mobile:
You may have just revealed Melania’s Christmas gift to Trump.
chris
@Mnemosyne:
Was not, am now. Looks like fun, cued up for tomorrow, thank you.
Peking Man
Presumably Adam will be on this later, but Florida man has some problems in Bali:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-man-fighting-for-his-life-after-chasing-monkey-1.3734134
raven
@Jager: No doubt, they run your ass ragged for sure.
Adam L Silverman
@?BillinGlendaleCA: That’s why he changed the coin and removed the presidential seal. So that they can be sold out of his website.
Adam L Silverman
If any one is curious, this is what the DOD coin looked like under Secretary Hagel:
https://www.terapeak.com/worth/united-states-secretary-of-defense-chuck-hagel-secdef-dod-challenge-coin/171913280187/
And Secretary Panetta:
https://www.terapeak.com/worth/leon-panetta-secdef-challenge-coin-secretary-of-defense-department-cia-director/351665396334/
LEE337
That’s a great design for a urinal mat.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Adam L Silverman: He could have just changed the EO, but he probably didn’t know that.
Ruckus
@raven:
We dropped of a buddy at LAX for his ride to army boot camp as he had joined the NG. Standing there looking a the luggage being loaded, every duffle, gear, sea bag that came off the cart got an overhead swing and slammed down on the belt. Except one, which he damn near pulled his arm out of the socket trying to loft it over his head.
That’s the only time I really saw any issues and I of course traveled in my uniform as flying was some ridiculously cheap deal that way. Got us out of being arrested once on I80 in NY. They had closed the road due to snow but the guy who owned the car had to get to Newport RI from Great Lakes in 24 hrs, just after a huge snow storm. He decided to run the road block and go for it. Trooper stopped us and took one look, told us to get off the interstate.
zhena gogolia
@Mnemosyne:
Thanks for your sympathy in the middle of last night (you and NotMax). I hope I’m not up bouncing off the walls at 3:00 AM tonight. But I’m still coughing, so not much hope.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
What amazes me about this asshole is how utterly without anything redeeming at all he is. There are few people you can really say that about. You know? Hitler loved his dogs. Stalin had a great singing voice. I mean, you could choose any convicted serial killer and find something worthwhile about them, even if it was only that they could make a good old fashioned or something. But this guy? Nothing.
zhena gogolia
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady):
Puppeteer who does a street show of Heloise and Abelard, no less. I died laughing at that scene.
Patricia Kayden
@Joyce H:
Sounds like Trump to a “t”.
raven
@Ruckus: I spent 3 fucking days on a concrete floor in the Oakland Army base trying to muster out. It was Sept 69, the start of the pullout and they didn’t have their shit together at all. The finally cut me loose in the middle of the night and I took a bus that let me off on Treasury Island. I waited a bit and then hauled my shit up the ramp to try to hitch into the city. Just as a guy pulled up the cops came and made me go back down to the bus stop. In about 30 minutes the bus came and I got into the city. I was supposed to hook up with my buddy but, since he was married, I didn’t want to roust him. I got on another bus and the driver said “man, you don’t want to be wandering around like that, you’re easy pickins. He let me ride the bus until the sun came up and then I called my man. We copped 50 hits of purple mesc, went to the beach and then to Winterland to see Santana. . .memories, are so beautiful and then. . . .
Villago Delenda Est
This is the latest in a series of impeachable actions by this vile draft dodging maggot.
Steve in the ATL
@raven:
And then WHAT?! You stopped right when the story got interesting!
Miss Bianca
@zhena gogolia: OMG, now I’m having flashbacks. I had a love-hate thing going on with that movie. I was in the Chicago theater scene at the time, which had a love-hate thing going on with Chicago-area actors making it in Hollywood.
woodrowfan
@SiubhanDuinne: squished pennies are still a thing. I get them still on trips.
raven
@Steve in the ATL: Well, I’d never heard of Santana so, needless to say, it knocked the shit out of me. (I saw him some 45 years later at Chastain!). I hung with my boy for a while, flew to Chicago and then went down to the U 0f I. Ten days after I came home I started college but I was way more interested in college girls, mescaline and rock and roll. There are WAY too many stories about what happened when I got to C-U to cover here.
Villago Delenda Est
@mai naem mobile: He’s got “Sheriff” Clarke for that.
Bruuuuce
I can hardly wait to hear El Jefe’s reaction when his tops out at $25, if that much. Oh, to be a fly on THAT wall.
JPL
@Bruuuuce: The Koch brothers will bail him out.
Schlemazel
I hate to rain on this parade but my Barack Obama challenge coin is gold, has his signature on it, does not contain the words “E PLURIBUS UNUM” but it does have his likeness on one side and the WH on the other.
The boy has a couple he got from his deployments. I know he was carrying them every day, don’t know if he still is or not. Those are significant because of where they came from and who he shares them with. Mine is like the Congressional cufflinks or the flag that flew over the Capitol building, nice tokens but short on meaning
HeleninEire
@Miss Bianca: Hi. Saw your question in the earlier thread.
Yes. America is one of only two countries that tax their citizens regardless of where they make their money. So theoretically I would have to pay both Irish and US income tax. Practically that won’t be an issue for me because there is a $102,000 exemption. That is, the US tax requirement kicks in only for every dollar over $102K.
So I am confident that I won’t be paying any US income taxes until I start digging into my 401k in 10-15 years. And then I’ll only pay US. Ireland won’t tax me on that.
GOVCHRIS1988
@Schlemazel: Actually, I think you’re thinking of the Presidential Inauguration coin he had. Thats the one with his likeness.
https://ssli.ebayimg.com/images/g/CFUAAOSw1S9Wgw~h/s-l1600.jpg
This is his challenge coin. I don’t see E Pluribus Unum on it, but it seems like the standard fare. Trump’s is just a heavy assed signet badge, his tiny hands won’t be able to hold it during a handshake.
https://kelloggmbastudents.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/presidentialchallengecoin.jpg
Anne Laurie
@Joeg:
Unless those belts are very expandable, he’ll have to wear it around his neck-wattles instead.
Schlemazel
@GOVCHRIS1988:
You’re probably right, mine is in a drawer, I appreciate it but really didn’t pay much attention to it.
In the scheme of things this is very small potatoes.
Chyron HR
It’s hard to see the US subjected to a new level of degradation almost every single day, but the important thing is that this will inevitably lead to single payer health care, or so I am told by the progressives who voluntarily surrendered the country to this syphilitic neo-nazi sex offender.
Mr Stagger Lee
@mai naem mobile: Just like Stalin, he would design a special uniform with ten stars on each shoulder and call himself GENERALISIMO MAXIMUS.
I wonder in the future government officials will where special badges like they do in North Korea, except it has his picture on it.
Bruuuuce
@JPL:
Provided the judge sets any kind of bail.
Oh, wait. You mean on the pricing.
Never mind [/Rosannadanna]
FlipYrWhig
He’s proud that he had a hand in designing a red hat with generic white type?
efgoldman
@MomSense:
Pepsico dedicated a a whole quarters worth of Cracker Jack production to use these for prizes.
raven
@Schlemazel: I had one for my unit in the Nam and it went into the Gulf of Mexico with my keys, two fobs and my dog tags when I dumped a yak I was fishing in!
and a P-38
TriassicSands
@NotMax: @SiubhanDuinne:
Man, I’m sure glad I never did anything like that as a kid. You guys are criminals. You better hope AG Sessions doesn’t read this blog.
Adam L Silverman
@Peking Man: Didn’t have to go to Bali. We have feral chimps here. People buy them illegally as exotic pets and then dump them or they get lose during hurricanes and tropical storms.
Adam L Silverman
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Dahmer was a hell of a cook.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@raven:
Gotta save something so they’ll buy the book.
efgoldman
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Or he could just ignore it, if he knows about it.
Anne Laurie
@Adam L Silverman: IIRC, Ted Bundy worked a suicide hotline (at the same time as Ann Rule, who wrote about it later) and was actually very good at talking people down off their metaphorical ledges…
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Adam L Silverman: Speaking of cooking, care to reprise your roast beef recipe?
Adam L Silverman
@Schlemazel: That’s not the official challenge coin that President Obama handed out for excellent work. This is what the official challenge coin that he handed out looks like:
https://kelloggmbastudents.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/presidentialchallengecoin.jpg
What you’re referring to was a mass produced and available for purchase commemorative of his 2nd inauguration. Like this:
https://www.pricefalls.com/product/president-barack-obama-commemorating-second-term-17534-challenge-coin/109180661?source=GoogleShopping&medium=cpc&term=&content=PLA&campaign=765585982&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2dfemcWh2AIVhbXACh3AWADvEAQYBiABEgKp4fD_BwE&ad=184130232167
Amir Khalid
@Matt McIrvin:
Sessions hasn’t quite got it right. He should be saying Make America Secure and Safe Again.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@efgoldman: True, fuckem.
JGabriel
WaPo (via Anne Laurie @ Top):
Someone should inform the writers at WaPo that gilding is not a display of wealth and status – it’s the display of a wannabe who’s too cheap or poor to spring for the solid gold, and too tasteless and/or insecure to embrace subtler design elements.
sacrablue
I designed challenge coins for several years. I even did a couple for the unit that is responsible for “the football” at the White House during the Bush II and the Obama administrations. Trump’s monstrosity would have been rejected by everyone involved in the process. I would have turned the job down as I did on a few occasions when I refused to do jobs that I thought were crude and misogynistic. I also notice that “45thPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED…” is not positioned correctly on the coin. I bet it was designed and manufactured in China.
Ruckus
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
Think how many of his hard core admirers are about as worthless that they have to hate entire groups of people and countries to make themselves feel at all worthwhile. This asshole has gone his whole life with not one redeeming quality. Not one.
Mike in NC
Challenge coins are so lame. Every one I was ever given got sold on eBay, for Christ’s sake.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@sacrablue:
Everything else that Trump sell is made there, so why not?
Adam L Silverman
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Brisket or standing rib roast?
Adam L Silverman
@Mike in NC: Why do you hate America?
Mary G
I thought the saddest part of this story is that Sean Spicer paid for having some made for himself, with a lectern on the back.
amygdala
Apologies if this has been posted already, but good news: Joan Walsh now has a gig on CNN.
SiubhanDuinne
@Amir Khalid:
MASSA? As in “Massa’s in the Cold, Cold Ground”?
Miss Bianca
@Anne Laurie: Now *that* is weird. I guess I figure a sociopath would find a way to talk the person *into* committing suicide. But if part of the thrill of being a sociopath is practicing the art of persuasion, then I guess he might have taken a perverse pride in his abilities to do so. Talk people off the ledge, I mean.
@Mike in NC: Till this day, I had no idea such a thing as a challenge coin even existed. I still don’t know if I know what they really are.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
I’m hoping he mints a bunch. That jagged ass protruberance will shred the trouser pocket or purse af anybody who gets one, and most won’t store them away immediately.
raven
@Miss Bianca:
Miss Bianca
@amygdala: Cool!
@raven: This wonderful world!
raven
@Miss Bianca: It’s lifer shit if you ask me. Buncha rah-rah bullshit.
MoxieM
Good news from the icy sludge of the Northeast, at least, my little corner of it: My daughter is home for a couple of weeks!! Hip, hip, hooray!! Nothing else matters, for the moment … it’s really that terrific. (Also? You know when you clean the house for your own child’s arrival, that a new phase of life has been entered.)
Miss Bianca
@raven: Now I’m picturing you with your own “fuck LBJ” challenge coin. //
Mnemosyne
@debbie:
I love the oh-so-British understatement of this line in the story:
Mnemosyne
@chris:
There is a big twist at the end of season one, so stick with it.
raven
@Miss Bianca: I liked boonie hats and John Lennon glasses.
HeleninEire
@Anne Laurie: I loved all of Ann Rule’s books but the one about Bundy was especially good.
Mnemosyne
@sacrablue:
I also notice that he put his own name on there TWICE. You know, just in case you forget it between looking at the top edge and the bottom edge.
SiubhanDuinne
@Miss Bianca:
Refresh my memory, is it you who knew Bud Beyer?
SiubhanDuinne
@woodrowfan:
I had no idea. Haven’t seen one of those machines in many yonks. (OTOH, haven’t actually looked for one.)
Chet Murthy
@SiubhanDuinne: there’s a couple on grant st in sf’s chinatown
Alain the site fixer
@Mnemosyne: Thrice – signature…
SiubhanDuinne
@TriassicSands:
Ha, you think that’s bad? I used to rub mercury (from broken thermometers) on dimes and make them super-shiny. Bring.It.On., Jeffbo.
El Caganer
Any more winning and I’ll have a MAGAsm.
SiubhanDuinne
@Chet Murthy:
Been close to 35 years since I was there.
Oblig.
Jeffro
Man I can’t wait to piss on this guy’s grave.
SiubhanDuinne
@Mnemosyne:
To the back of the jewelry box with you, Blackamoor!
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Adam L Silverman: Boneless rib-eye.
Duane
It really is a Cult of Trump. People see an opportunity for power and join. None of them can be trusted. None.
O. Felix Culpa
@Miss Bianca:
You were? When was that? I was Assistant Managing Director of Court Theatre way back when, many of our creative and management folks migrated to us after St. Nicholas Theater closed, and of course Steppenwolf was in its ascendancy.
J R in WV
@Adam L Silverman:
Those are respectable. Admirable. Trump’s is neither.
Another Scott
@NotMax: But these “coins” (sic) don’t have the Presidential Seal. So that EO doesn’t apply.
Of course he’ll try to sell them. He tries to sell everything.
Cheers,
Scott.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Jeffro: Get line, bud!
SiubhanDuinne
@O. Felix Culpa:
Did you ever know a guy named George Butler?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Another Scott: He’d sell anything that wasn’t nailed down, He’d sell it if was nailed down, but it too lazy to use a crowbar to pull the nails. Fuckem.
O. Felix Culpa
@SiubhanDuinne: No, the name doesn’t ring a bell. Is/was he a Chicago theater person?
Tenar Arha
The eagle being sinister rather than the like the great seal on the coin is also a little too close to Nazi symbolism for comfort. As with anything from the alt-right there’s plausible deniability that this similarity is unintentional, but there’s still enough people around him who would totally do this on purpose to give these creeps a stiffy.
?BillinGlendaleCA
Breaking News from the local NBC station, LAPD bomb squad has been sent to Bel-Air to investigate a suspicious package at Steven Mnuchin’s house*.
*I didn’t know he had a place here, but since he flies free on the government’s dime, guess he can afford it.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Tenar Arha:
Trump needs some blue pills to get one of those.
Ruckus
@raven:
My muster out started on a Tuesday. The ships clerk showed me a radiogram that said I had to be honorably discharged by noon that Friday. Assholes made me get a haircut so that I would be presentable to the public and discharged me on Friday at 11:59am. I walked off the ship and drove home. It lacked the drama of your muster out but that’s OK I played it low key and didn’t get stoned, I was just happy to never have to salute or say sir to asswipes who didn’t deserve it in the least or have to live in a gray steel box with a bunch of smelly, unwashed assholes. My self included.
I lived through it, so did you, so did a lot of others. Way too many didn’t or quite possibly wished they hadn’t. Did it make me a better person? It did some I’ve known, how about you?
debbie
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Probably Trump’s Christmas gift: a case of his Challenge Coins.
Ruckus
@Jeffro:
I’m making it the rest of my life’s work to stay alive long enough to piss on that grave.
I can see the headline now.
drumpf is dead. Good
(wouldn’t of course want to say anything bad about a deceased person)
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Ruckus:
You’re a nicer person than I am.
Jackie
@Ruckus: My 99 yo Dad has vowed the same ?
Mnemosyne
@O. Felix Culpa:
True fact: Steppenwolf started in the basement of my elementary school in Highland Park. We used to go down there after school and mess around with the props until they started locking us out. ?
Mike J
@Ruckus: Little noted fact: this week when Memphis removed the NB Forest statue, they made it easier to piss on his grave. He’s buried under it.
They’re working on getting him moved to the cemetery he was originally buried in.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Mike J: I hope that folk are taking advantage of the opportunity. “When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.”
Steeplejack
Just starting Episode 2 of the Cowboy Bebop mini-marathon on the Cartoon Network. Good stuff. Trump can’t fuck this up.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Steeplejack: Careful, Trump might take that as a challenge.
NotMax
Command decision made. Soup of the
dayweek will be onion.Big pot just now put on stove top to begin sweating down the sliced beauties.
Of course, taste testing the sherry before adding toward the last is de rigueur. Can’t be too careful. :)
Steeplejack (phone)
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
True. Forget I said anything.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@NotMax: I hope you used the local onions.
ETA: I settle for the Costco french onion soup.
Major Major Major Major
@Steeplejack: wait until he interrupts it to announce that the moon has been destroyed in a horrible tweeting accident.
O. Felix Culpa
@Mnemosyne:
Very cool.
Gravenstone
@Major Major Major Major: Assume you know some of the Bebop backstory, given your reply.
Major Major Major Major
@Gravenstone: yeah I love that show.
Ruckus
@Jackie:
Tell him I got his back.
Ruckus
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
I’ve met you.
No I’m not.
Ruckus
@Mike J:
I’m hoping it’s an under urine burial.
Steeplejack (phone)
I think woolongs should be the next reserve currency. Solve a lot of problems.
Yarrow
I am very tired. I made all the cookies today. Butter, butter, butter. So much butter. They are yum.
Adam L Silverman
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Provided the email you use here is legit, I just sent it to you.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Major Major Major Major:
Ha!
Amir Khalid
@JGabriel:
And thus entirely apt for anything of Donald Trump’s.
Ruckus
Do squirrels human away souvenirs?
Inquiring friends need to know.
Millard Filmore
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Wrapped in Christmas paper, the box is filled with manure. A news helicopter is showing the scene.
NotMax
@Steeplejack
Holding out, waiting for Colecoins.
Mnemosyne
We’re watching Holiday, with Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn. Haven’t seen it in years.
Major Major Major Major
@Steeplejack (phone): I wouldn’t put it past him, he’s that stupid.
Have you ever watched Space Dandy?
Yarrow
@Ruckus: A squirrel took all the apples from my apple tree in under 20 minutes. Took a few bites out of each one, “hid” them at the base of another nearby tree. Really annoying but also kind of funny. What’s the squirrel going to do with a bunch of apples with a few bites out of each one?
NotMax
@Amir Khalid
As the song puts it:
Buy him a castle
He’ll still be an ass’le
And nothing you do will change that-
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@Alain the site fixer:
That’s exactly what this is: a cult. Why change something like a challenge coin so radically? I mean, replacing the presidential seal and the official motto of the US with his fucking name and campaign slogan is so…. arrogant? I don’t know the words to describe it. Most of all it deeply disturbs me, that the RNC is paying for them, thereby showing approval for this cult of personality. This is something I’d expect to see in Stalin’s Soviet Union, not the United States. There has to be a reckoning for all of the horrendous shit the Republicans are doing.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
One of my favorite Hepburn films.
guachi
I have, like, five or six coins from my time in the Navy and Trump’s coin is totally tacky.
The worst parts is it’s not actually a circle. All the other coins I have are similar looking (like the coins of Obama, Pence, Biden). Tasteful, circular. Not gaudy and ugly.
? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
They (meaning the Trump’s and their henchpeople) should be prepared for more of this shit. This is what happens when you destroy people’s lives with impunity. Sometimes they try to fight back.
Not that I endorse terrorism, but what did they think was going happen? That everyone was going to bow down before them?
Steeplejack (phone)
@Major Major Major Major:
I think I saw the first couple of episodes and either couldn’t get into it or lost access to seeing further episodes at the time. Is it worth a second look?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Adam L Silverman: Got it, thanks.
Major Major Major Major
@Steeplejack (phone): It’s on Hulu, I think it’s hilarious, you can tell it’s what the Bebop guy did when he needed to let off some steam.
Adam L Silverman
@?BillinGlendaleCA: de nada
?BillinGlendaleCA
@? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?:
I’m sure that’s what they thought.
Amir Khalid
@mai naem mobile:
Probably one of the rare wise choices in his life. He knows it would make him look like the doorman at a fancy hotel.
Jackie
@Ruckus: Will do. I can’t even discribe how much he is so disgusted about Trump being elected president. Dad honestly thought he was going to live to see the first woman president.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Amir Khalid:
So, in other words, not a Trump property.
Anotherlurker
@Mike J: They could charge admission to piss on his grave. They could sell craft beer and everything!
Steeplejack (phone)
@Major Major Major Major:
Hulu next month. Will check it out.
Ruckus
@Yarrow:
He knows they are OK to eat. Why human away a rotten apple?
Schmendrick
@Ruckus:
At my age I am too impatient to do anything that requires standing in a long line.
Gravenstone
@Steeplejack (phone): I watched the whole season of Space Dandy, but yeah, it far exceeded my tolerance for needlessly weird shit, YMMV
Steeplejack (phone)
@Gravenstone:
You know what was really good—that recent new season of Samurai Jack. I hadn’t seen any of the previous, but I enjoyed that. Visuals were great.
Ruckus
@Schmendrick:
Could you store some and just throw it as you drive by?
I’m sure everyone would understand.
Gravenstone
@Steeplejack (phone): The visual style was consistent with the previous episodes. But because it was Adult Swim rather then the regular Cartoon Network schedule, he could go much darker on the subject matter. Another, fairly underappreciated toon by the same director was Sym-Bionic Titan. While that one aired on regular TV, and thus had to follow the corresponding constraints, it had some interesting stories to tell. Unfortunately, it ended prematurely because the toy tie-ins didn’t sell enough (fucking capitalism).
SiubhanDuinne
@O. Felix Culpa:
Was, many years ago. I knew him later, in Tampa. He directed me in radio productions of The Importance of Being Earnest and The Man Who Came to Dinner, and a TV production of The Mikado.
Hkedi [Kang T. Q.]
@NotMax: Not too sweet, not too sour, but jus right!
Anne Laurie
@SiubhanDuinne:
For the record, there was one at the New England Aquarium when I was there in September. IIRC, it now costs a dollar, but the machine supplies the penny!
joel hanes
@Ruckus:
the only time I really saw any issues
My hitch was just after VietNam ended, peacetime Germany REMF, and the only overt hostility I ever encountered was from the home-town VFW and American Legion types in the late 70’s, who wanted me to believe that the VietNam war had been a good and honorable thing.
Ruckus
@joel hanes:
Fucking assholes who think that the world always rotates around where ever they are and it never changes from when they were whatever they think they were. My grandparents were all born in the late 19th century. Before he died my dad’s dad saw 2 world wars, a major depression and men on the moon, cars and air planes and crossing the country in a horse drawn wagon. Not necessarily in that order. He was a bigot for whatever reason that he wanted to be one but he experienced a lot of change in his 84 yrs and didn’t try to make his son or grand kids bigots. In my short life, we’ve gone forward a long ways, some of them progress and some not. We still haven’t figured out how to make this country what it was supposed to be when it was founded, mostly because the power class, which there wasn’t supposed to be, in theory, didn’t understand how much better off they would be. They still think they have to steal everything or there won’t be enough. Yet the main problem is that the stealing everything makes there not enough.
akryan
let me put on my tin foil hat here for a second. turning the eagle’s face to the right is going to be seen as a dog whistle to white nationalists. the nazi ss eagle symbol usually is depicted facing right. this is going to take off as an alt-right meme. you heard it here first.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=SS+Eagle&FORM=IRIBEP
Steeplejack
@akryan:
Yeah, that thought crossed my mind, too.
akryan
@Steeplejack: glad it wasn’t just me. sad that the first thing i think of when I read about the President of the United States is how he may be making overtures to nazis.
akryan
another thing that i just noticed. the wings on the U.S. seal are usually curled up in an arc over the eagle’s head. the wings are basically perpendicular to the ground. Trump’s coin shows the wings more outstreched and more parallel to the ground. that’s also something it shares with the ss eagle. tin foil hat?
Steeplejack (phone)
@akryan:
Eh, I wouldn’t push it too hard. But there are some similarities, as you first said.
PaulWartenberg
Someone earlier mentioned how the “coin” now looks more like a badge, and the thought has occurred to me as well.
With the implication that these new “badge coins” can be “used for other things,” I’ve gotten the nasty belief that trump is planning on using these things as badges for his secret police / street thug army he’s hoping to create for himself.
Miss Bianca
@SiubhanDuinne: longxdead thread, but yes, twas i.
moonbat
@GOVCHRIS1988: E Pluribus Unum is on the the banner over the eagle’s head on the Obama coin.
Jess
@momus: After a week of grading student exams and papers, I am so delighted to see someone use not only “literally” correctly, but “sinister”! Thanks!
LanceThruster
Ugly AF. Perfectly fitting for the Fraud of Fifth Avenue.