Trump looking at turkey: "Am I allowed to touch it?"
Turkey people: "Absolutely"
Trump: "I feel so good about myself" pic.twitter.com/S5kgqIqYzR
— T.J. Ortenzi (@tjortenzi) November 21, 2017
Kudos to the reporter who yelled out “are you going to pardon any people” during that.
— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) November 21, 2017
Trump pardons Drumstick and Wishbone, but says he was unable to overturn Obama's 2016 pardons of Tater and Tot pic.twitter.com/XTBO0e7BcC
— Axios (@axios) November 21, 2017
In case of confusion, Trump’s head is the rumpled ovoid with the gaping cloaca at the right of your screen. Well, you wanted to eat light anyways, save more room for Thursday…
Continuing the White Male Turkey theme:
Trump on Moore: "He is in total denial. I do have to say, 40 years is a long time. He has run eight races and this has never come up. The women are trump voters. Most of them are trump voters. All you can do is you have to do what you have to do. He totally denies it." pic.twitter.com/bVoVopcUWo
— Tasneem N (@TasneemN) November 21, 2017
We think of the AL Senate race as picking a senator.
Trump probably (& not wrongly) thinks of it as picking a juror.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 21, 2017
The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 21, 2017