Fuck the Emmys for having him, and fuck the NY Times for this handjob:
During his surprise comedy skit at the Emmys on Sunday, Sean Spicer may have made light of his six-month tenure as the White House press secretary, but a message was also embedded in his performance.
In an interview on Monday morning, Mr. Spicer said he now regrets one of his most infamous moments as press secretary: his decision to charge into the White House briefing room in January and criticize accurate news reports that Barack Obama’s inauguration crowd was bigger than President Donald J. Trump’s.
“Of course I do, absolutely,” Mr. Spicer said.
I’ll just outsource this to Jay Smooth:
A prediction about Sean Spicer, and his fellow garbage fire enablers. pic.twitter.com/XCnuHwfVgu
— jay smooth (@jsmooth995) May 30, 2017
Eat a bag of dicks, Spciey.