Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017
I think we may have found the perfect chant for the Women’s March!
(Sure, like you could resist.)
Apart from putting on our hip waders and rubber gloves, what’s on the agenda for… (uh oh)… Hump Day?
Nothing about Trump has ever looked kinda bad at first but turned out OK. He's always worse than you thought.
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) October 8, 2016
I have zero faith in one-man intel shops and unpublishable oppo but this rule of thumb hasn't failed yet https://t.co/GJ6yD8BNEP
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) January 11, 2017
When I was a child in the Soviet Union, the U.S. was a model for emulation. Today, #GoldenShowers is trending on Twitter.
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) January 11, 2017
NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did.
TRUMP: Hold my beer.
NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer
— Ash (@oneLOUDERash) January 11, 2017
Has there ever been a man more deserving of being buffeted by salacious gossip than Trump? How much airtime was he given to spew lies again?
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 11, 2017
I’m now worried the water sports bit was planted in there to distract us from the real treasonous stuff. https://t.co/A5zxHp6YPC
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) January 11, 2017
I think people need to calm down and treat these allegations with the measured skepticism they applied to Huma Abedin's emails
— DENALI (@timothypmurphy) January 10, 2017
"DJT- It must suck to be dogged by salacious rumors ppl r gonna believe forever, regardless of evidence. Hope urine decent spirits. -HRC" pic.twitter.com/mky5hvEFQd
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) January 11, 2017