For those who just can’t be bothered, here’s the world’s laziest wolf who can’t be bothered getting up and actually responding to the other wolves.
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For those who just can’t be bothered, here’s the world’s laziest wolf who can’t be bothered getting up and actually responding to the other wolves.
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redshirt
I was gonna howl, but…..
*Snore……
khead
Mason could take on a wolf. Maybe.
Adam L Silverman
@redshirt: Did you see the answer I gave to your question three posts ago? Just wanted to make sure you know its there.
Dork
That’s Minnesota’s pro basketball team in a nutshell.
redshirt
@Adam L Silverman: About BiP? I don’t care.
I wonder though what order of the words in his name is now a WP negazone. His full name is, that’s for sure.
Mnemosyne
I know “Cutthroat Kitchen” isn’t a real cooking show, but it’s still damn funny, especially when the contestants get into it.
seaboogie
If that wolf had an alarm clock, I guarantee you he’d know exactly where the snooze button is. Maybe a midnight sun phenom, where the wolves are just pooped by the relentless daylight?
Adam L Silverman
@redshirt: No, to your question about firearm advertising. I came on to the site an hour after you asked it and wanted to make sure you knew you had an answer. With link!
Uncle Cosmo
@redshirt: Do we get pitched into immoderation if we refer to Putinland’s Biggest Boob?
Apparently not!
Adam L Silverman
As a PSA regarding important stuff: I will have a Bundy Bunch update tomorrow! I was going to do it tonight, but 1) we have to give LAO time to come down from her Bundyjunkie high over it and 2) the site was pretty well filled up already tonight.
Mnemosyne
If you’re at all interested in how Disney’s animated films of the 90s were made and you have WatchTCM, they’re going to be streaming Don Hahn’s documentary Waking Sleeping Beauty on there this weekend (and I think through 7/9, but don’t quote me on that part). If you want an insider’s view of what went right and how it all went wrong thanks to the Eisner/Katzenberg feud, the film is for you.
Old Dan and Little Anne
The moment I played this video my sleeping dog Yeller’s legs started twitching away on the couch. Or it could have been the Mexican plane about to attack overhead.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: Very good. Also, El Rey Network will be running their Kaijurai Roarth Godzilla 4th of July Marathon. For you foam rubber suit radiated monster fetishists. You know who you are.
NotMax
Front page video showing for me is Betty Boothroyd. Again. Cognitive disconnect.
Lazy wolf shows on comments page.
(Yes, caches cleared, etc., etc. BJ still the only place I visit that does this dance with videos.)
Adam L Silverman
@Old Dan and Little Anne: When I first played it the other day, both my dogs walked over, looked at it, looked at each other, looked at me, looked back at it as if to say: “that sounds like our language, but we can’t speak the dialect.”
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: I sent a heads up to Alain asking him to check into it tomorrow.
NotMax
@Adam L. Silverman
Must link to it.
“I must succeed!“
redshirt
@Adam L Silverman: You are a very cool person, Adam.
glaukopis
Today was my first day of retirement – felt a little odd, like playing hooky. Caught up on BJ threads, did a little knitting, got a new retiree ID, wandered around the campus bookstore, ambled through the surf in the late afternoon. I could get used to this.
NotMax
@Adam L. Silverman
Thanks, but he’s already attempted to answer that, citing YouTube as the culprit. Which doesn’t in any way explain why things are hunky-dory on other sites and blogs.
Anoniminous
Puppy Love
redshirt
@glaukopis: Start keeping notebooks. On different subjects. Dreams. Schedule. New story.
Old Dan and Little Anne
@Adam L Silverman: Between this and hiding in the wife’s closet during some fireworks earlier tonight he’s not getting any less crazy.
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: Well done. I don’t know if you know, but what they really wanted was to make a Creeper cartoon based on the character from Batman. For whatever reason WB or DC wouldn’t clear the use of the character, so they made a parody Freakazoid! They did work Jack Ryder and the Creeper into Batman the Animated Series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_FgRzUpd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBedPfn7Dhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8y3Af3dH0
Major Major Major Major
That is one lazy wolf! I bet he’d make a lousy roogaroo.
Mike J
At a couple of points his ears go up, so he interested in listening at least.
But if you want adorable animals….
Mnemosyne
@Adam L Silverman:
El Rey network is the network made for me. G constantly makes fun of me because I’m always saying things like, “Ooh, look! They’re doing a giallo festival on El Rey!”
There’s a reason he sometimes laments it’s like being married to an 8-year-old.
Adam L Silverman
@redshirt: No worries, I had actually seen someone else refer to it earlier today. So it was fresh in the frontal processing unit!
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: Okay, I have done all I can then.
Aleta
In Ontario woods I’ve heard wolves howl back and forth to and from their den, where the cubs and female remained (as it was explained to me). The sound echoes over the distance and is so beautiful.
Adam L Silverman
@Old Dan and Little Anne: Are we talking about your dog or Trump?
Miss Bianca
Luna thought the howling wolf was funny. I’ll have to play it for the Office Kitties tomorrow. So far, the things that have gotten the biggest rise out of them have been the talking huskies and Bruno Ganz’s Hitler ranting.
Major Major Major Major
@Miss Bianca: Those kitties are soooooo cute by the way!
redshirt
Just so we’re clear: I have no agenda.
FlyingToaster
@NotMax: It’s going to be an edge-case between FYWP, YouTube’s embed code, and the theme for Balloon Juice. Lots of finger pointing, no fix.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: I’m looking forward to at least the first two films of the Walken on Sunshine marathon of The Prophecy films. One was the best and still one of my favorite horror(ish) films. Two was good. The rest were okay. But Walken just chews scenery in all of them. I’m also a big fan of the Thursday night kung fu mini marathons of the old Shaw Brothers’ films. And Lucha Underground is the best professional wrestling show I’ve seen in years. And they run all 13 episodes of Constantine every few months. It has become a definite favorite.
trollhattan
@Aleta:
Have never been that lucky, just the occasional country coyote pack yipping away. Although a few wolves are checking out far NE California so there’s still a chance if the Bundys don’t shoot them all first.
Adam L Silverman
@Mike J: I had banana chocolate swirl gelato a few minutes ago. It is very intensely banana flavored!
Miss Bianca
@Major Major Major Major: You would be a kitty cuteness maven, M4, so thankee! They have certainly kept me from going out of my mind and throwing my computer out the window as I deal with server meltdown, and that is gospel.
M. Bouffant
I can’t be bothered, nor can I be satisfied.
Mnemosyne
@Adam L Silverman:
Coworkers of mine know some of the wrestlers on “Lucha Underground.” It’s a pretty small scene even in LA.
Adam L Silverman
@redshirt: about lazy wolves? The next meetup? This week’s board meeting? The next Congressional session? The Labour Party leadership meeting and mixed gender brawl scheduled for tomorrow?
Miss Bianca
@Adam L Silverman: I’m still waiting for some TV station somewhere to resurrect “Kung Fu Gorillas”. Or maybe I really did just fall asleep in front of the TV as a kid and dream it.
redshirt
I’ve come to rule over you.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: I’m sure. Evylese actually lives in Tampa when she’s not on sight there. The MMA dojo she trains at is there.
glaukopis
@redshirt: Good idea! Spending time with grandchildren soon and generating a completely new set of memories.
M. Bouffant
@glaukopis: Congrats on making it!
Took me a couple of yrs. to adjust fully & get rid of the lingering feeling that there was something I should be doing or somewhere I should be.
Adam L Silverman
@Miss Bianca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBRKhhm914o
Mnemosyne
@Adam L Silverman:
I’m a fan of Italian horror movies, and specifically Mario Bava, who basically invented the slasher movie. G still swears that Spielberg’s War of the Worlds is his tribute to Bava, and as soon as I saw the little blonde girl standing against a sea of red, I knew he was right.
Major Major Major Major
@Miss Bianca: Aw, Samwise is alright I guess :) but he’s not a kitten any more
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Ya say ya want a cute animal?
@Flying Toaster
Yup. Only began happening (and not consistently) with the redesign rollout last November. Am quite used to it by now.
Some of the juxtapositions are unintentionally pretty funny.
Major Major Major Major
@Miss Bianca: And here he is being all dramatic.
ruemara
@Mnemosyne: nothing wrong with that. I wish I had El Rey.
Miss Bianca
@Major Major Major Major: I picture him saying, “I’d like to talk to you about…(dramatic pause)…*commercial technique*”.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: I’ve seen a couple when they’ve been broadcast on El Rey. They’re interesting, not sure if I’d have gone out of my way to watch them though.
Miss Bianca
@Adam L Silverman: OMG…that might be it!! At least, I am hard pressed to imagine there could be *two* Kung Fu Gorilla movies!
The part I remember best, besides the guys in gorilla suits kicking the crap out of people, tho’, is the bit where two guys do the standard DEATHLESS DIALOGUE part of cheap horror movies.
Guy #1: What…in the hell…is…that THING?
Guy #2 (squinting long and hard): I don’t know, but…it appears to know…Kung Fu!
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: That is just adorable.
Major Major Major Major
@Miss Bianca:
Adam L Silverman
@Miss Bianca: That is it.
Aleta
@NotMax: I hope that little quokka is never disappointed.
Mnemosyne
@Adam L Silverman:
That list is pretty much the creme de la creme, so if you don’t like any of them, then Italian horror is not for you.
Though it is best to see Black Sabbath in the Italian order, not the US order. When AIP distributed it here, they changed the order of the parts, and it doesn’t work as well. It should end with the story about the dead medium.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: okay.
NotMax
@Miss Bianca
Sounds suspiciously like one of the redubbed Japanese film/TV segments shown on Night Flight.
Does anyone else remember that program?
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: yep
Miss Bianca
@Adam L Silverman: You sound like a man who’s actually watched it! Dare I hope?…after all these years, thinking my friend and I must have been hallucinating before finally falling asleep at our sleepover…that someone else has actually seen this opus? (*sob*)
Excuse me…I appear to be having a moment, here…
@NotMax: It may well be, but this would have been back in the 70s during some late night Creetur Feetur…
Prescott Cactus
I’m going to miss this guy… President Obama Address to Canadian Parliament President Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed members of the Canadian Parliament at the House of Commons
Just under an hour and 15 minutes. Blow past the first 5 of waiting around. Trudeau’s intro is great and PBO hits a grand slam.
Spoiler Alert:
Chants of 4 more years, 4 more years as he finishes.
ETA: Two Days ago, but still priceless
Adam L Silverman
@Miss Bianca: I think it was part of the ITV 4 Christmas movie marathon in Britain in 1994. That year they ran all these kung fu movies for about 24 hours or so. I’m pretty sure I saw it then. I know I saw Mr. Vampire and several others.
trollhattan
@Mnemosyne:
“Dead medium” sounds like an overcooked steak sent back to the kitchen.
RK
Was Boris Johnson an opportunistic Brexit supporter who didn’t want to manage the fallout or did he withdraw because he didn’t have the support to win, especially after Gove undercut him? Anyone here have an idea which is the case, was there something else at play?
NR
Time for a collective facepalm.
If Hillary wins, get ready for four years of stuff like this. It’s going to be exhausting defending her for things that weren’t technically illegal, but look really bad and were really stupid of her to do. In this case it’s Bill, but the same principle applies.
As many problems as I’ve had with Obama, his administration has been remarkably scandal-free. Doesn’t look like that will continue, though, if stuff like this is any indication.
Mnemosyne
Also, I’m still sad that I missed the LA Opera’s version of one of Bava’s films, retitled Hercules vs Vampires.
Adam L Silverman
@RK: Doesn’t want to be PM when the UK ceases to exist.
Miss Bianca
@RK: Still the best (and by far the funniest) response to that particular question….
Mnemosyne
@NotMax:
Yep. I still have a soft spot for Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains but I’m afraid to watch it again in case it doesn’t hold up.
Mnemosyne
@NR:
Bill Clinton meets in public with Loretta Lynch and her husband the same day it’s alleged that Donald Trump spied on his guests at Mar-A-Lago and your main concern is … Bill.
I really hope you’re getting paid by the RNC for this shit, because it would be truly pathetic if you were naively repeating right-wing propaganda for free.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
Still recall one exchange in a redubbed Power Rangeresque clip.
“On my gosh! They’ve kidnapped Pinky!”
“Quick, let’s split up and search all of Japan!”
Major Major Major Major
Man, this Game of Thrones show really likes to kill off characters!
Mnemosyne
@trollhattan:
I can’t seem to find the whole segment, but here’s a representative sample.
Spoiler alert: it’s a bad idea to steal from the recently dead, especially the recently dead who croaked in the middle of a seance.
RK
@Adam L Silverman: If this is indeed the case, what does it say about him given others are running? And was it generally understood that Johnson was using Brexit solely to further his ambitions as the hilarious video I just watched suggests?
@Miss Bianca: Hilarious and really well written video.
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
One of the raisons d’être of the series (both print and filmed).
Hoping Trump doesn’t watch it, else he might be pondering about a Red Convention.
Aimai
@Adam L Silverman: I was raised on the shaw brothers films! The closest I get to that thrill recently is watching the Korean costume drama The Slave Hunters. It’s on Amazon prime and it is fabulous!
Adam L Silverman
@RK: He was using it to advance his own interests. I think he has enough self awareness to realize what he’s done, what the ramifications are, and he’s removing himself. The question will be whether he stays in Parliament. The others, specifically Gove, also were during this for personal gain, but my impression is that Gove has no actual conscience at all.
Major Major Major Major
@NotMax: Oh, you’ve heard of the show?
(I’m only now finally getting around to watching it :P )
One of my favorite internet moments was when somebody (after the Red Wedding episode) linked this as “I don’t watch Game of Thrones, so this is what the Internet was like this morning“
Adam L Silverman
@Aimai: I will take a look.
? Martin
AP reporting that Gingrich and Christie being vetted for VP. Not sure which I want more…
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Steer clear of watching it myself. Violence and gore for the sake of violence and gore doesn’t float my boat.
Read at least one of the books a long, long time ago. That was more than sufficient to say sayonara to the series.
Eric U.
@? Martin: wow, that is a difficult choice.
NotMax
@? Martin
Where’s Adam’s transporter glitch when we need it?
:)
Anne Laurie
Old man can’t get his beauty sleep, what with the yonkers yowling all the time. Old man needs his rest!
Reminds me of our oldest (14-1/2) rescue Zevon (who looks quite ‘wolfy’, for a 20lb Papillon). Neurotic 7-year-old omega-trying-to-become-alpha Sydney throws a screaming spazz-out at every noise; 9-year-old alpha bitch Gloria backs him up, if the noise goes on longer than 40 seconds. Zevon raises his head, occasionally gives a token sharp bark or two, and goes back to what he was doing (which is, more often than not, napping).
Adam L Silverman
@NotMax: I’m pretty sure this is the one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro_QpDJX-Sk
Villago Delenda Est
@NR: It’s yet another non-scandal Clinton “scandal”. They’ve ALL been like that. Nothing burgers kept going by a vile group of shitstains that make up The Village.
Wipe them out. ALL of them.
RK
@Adam L Silverman: Your view may be correct but it’s not so clear-cut to me given Gove undermined him and one poll showed him behind, unless, of course, it’s generally assumed that couldn’t possibly be the cause for his withdrawal.
Adam L Silverman
@RK: Here’s an interesting profile of Gove:
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/education/2015/10/michael-gove-polite-assassin
NR
@Mnemosyne: Even David Axelrod said the meeting looks bad. Is he a right-winger now?
Like I said, we can look forward to four years of this shit if Hillary wins. How exciting.
Adam L Silverman
@RK: I think its a combination. He’s had the “oh shit, what just happened and what do I do know look” on his face ever since last Friday morning. He also got shivved by what he thought was a loyal partner. Put the two together and why bother being left holding the bag. It is also unclear whether he really believed in Brexit as he was using it to his own advantage or that he just wanted to use it for his own advantage and figured Remain would win.
Mnemosyne
@NR:
I’d rather have that than Donald J. Trump deciding to nuke Iran because he’s the fucking president. But some people like to watch the world burn, so you go ahead and vote for that. The Donald is totally gonna Make America Great again, bro!
NR
@Mnemosyne: This shit is really tiresome. “If you don’t like it, vote for Trump!” is the new “If you’re not with us, you’re against us!” I guess.
I’m voting for Hillary, but I’m still going to criticize her when she does dumb shit. In this case it was Bill, but regardless, it looks really bad. And if the story has legs after the holiday, it’s going to hurt her, no matter how much you want to plug your ears and shout “LA LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING!”
ruemara
@NR: So far, there’s only 2 types of people interested in it. Neither of those backed a winner this election cycle. The rest of us are rolling our eyes at what seems nonsensical.
Major Major Major Major
I’m utilizing the pie filter, but I’m assuming, given the user, that concern troll is concerned?
ruemara
@Major Major Major Major: Very. Nearly faint with worry. We may need to brew a cup of bracing Irish Breakfast tea and apply a cold cloth.
RK
@Adam L Silverman: I did read that Gove was upset with Johnson for not doing what he thought was required of him to strengthen his support and win. If Johnson was proceeding in such a manner that would support the view that he didn’t want the job.
Thanks for your replies.
magurakurin
@Adam L Silverman: Everyone is looking for the deep thinking and strategy behind what Boris is doing…maybe we should just use Occam’s Razor and admit is nothing more than a moron and hasn’t a clue as to what he is doing. Explains everything, really. Goes for the lot of them, Cameron and Corbyn, too. Incompetents all of them.
Aleta
3rd try at posting this:
I remember reading about the wolf conservation center where the wolf in the video (Alawa) lives. It was started by a concert pianist, Hélène Grimaud. Here’s an article about her (and Alawa as a pup) from 2011. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/11/07/her-way-d-t-max
Aleta
4th try at posting this :
I remember reading about the wolf conservation center where the wolf in the video (Alawa) lives. It was started by a concert pianist, Hélène Grimaud. Here’s an article about her (and Alawa as a pup) from 2011. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/11/07/her-way-d-t-max
gwangung
@magurakurin: Strikes me the same for this side of the continent. Clinton’s semi-competent, but the rest are just clowns (particularly on the Republican side). The only competent one in the last few years is Obama.
Adam L Silverman
@RK: @magurakurin: A lot of the reporting on Johnson has made it clear he was born on third base and continued to luck his way towards home. Cameron has always been considered shallow. From the profile of Gove I linked to, he’s a very unique specimen in the British political menagerie so to speak. As for Corbyn, I’ve seen reporting that Tory MPs have asserted that Conservative Party members were encouraged to join Labour in order to vote for Corbyn, so as to screw with and up the Labour Party. It would be interesting to see the party registrations, specifically the percentage of those who changed party to Labour, shortly before the vote. As I’ve indicated many times here: when US political operatives, strategists, tacticians, and campaign specialists aren’t working in the US on a campaign they are now working in Britain, Canada, Israel, Australia, and numerous other countries. Its why you’re starting to see certain trends and policy positions and platform planks begin to look the same, other than the spelling of certain words, in countries where left and right or liberal and conservative or socialist don’t mean the same things as the US or even other countries. This is all the result of this dynamic and this alleged tactic certainly smacks of efforts we’ve seen in the past in the US and why, to be honest, having open primaries is a bad idea. I have no problem with making it convenient for Americans to join a party so they can vote in a primary or running as a delegate or for a party position at any level. I do have a problem by saying anyone should be able to chose the party’s representatives without actually being a member. If we’re going to do that then all elections at every level should be non-partisan. Not that those types of elections, which are often the case at the municipal level, as well as for judges – both retention elections and regular elections of judges (the latter of which I also think is a bad idea) – are ever really non-partisan.
Adam L Silverman
@Aleta: 4th time is the charm. Good thing I decided to check moderation one last time before I go to sleep.
And with that – good night all!
Aleta
For some reason the rest of the quote I’m trying to post from above (which is in moderation) won’t go in. It’s weird. But I’m gotta sleep now.
TheMightyTrowel
@Adam L Silverman: Gove tops my list of people i’d like to see thwacked repeatedly with rotting fish. Best joke of the 2010 election was a mocked up fashion page from a fake tabloid breathlessly declaring that Teresa May’s kitten heels were made from *real kittens*
amk
@Mnemosyne: It IS a rethug troll.
amk
Brit humor.
BoJo Brexecuted.
rikyrah
@glaukopis:
Congratulations ?
Brachiator
Tonight’s Rachel Maddow opened with a segment fairly conclusively demonstrating that the Trump Institute real estate program was run by actual con artists. She also referenced a NY Times article. I have largely been away from media and the Internets these past few days. Has this been covered already? Was there an earlier post concerning this?
The couple who ran this program apparently got a guy who later ran against John McCain to appear in a “free money” infomercial that they were using as a scam. McCain ran a campaign ad showing this guy happily shilling for crooks, with devastating effect.
The Trump connection is very interesting.
Mary G
@Brachiator: People have been talking about it in the comments today. Trump did an infomercial and let a couple, who have been in trouble with 33 state attorneys general, use his name. American Bridge, a Democrat opposition research firm, found that the study materials were plagiarized from an old book on real estate. The couple has used other names for their scams and lawsuits and prosecutions have gone on for years. Of course, Trump denied any knowledge of that.
Brachiator
@Mary G:
Trump is a master businessman whose judgment is great, you know, just really tremendous. And yet he doesn’t have a clue when con artists are working for him.
And yet, his supporters still love and believe in him. Oh, well.
Gvg
My parents still watch tv news and I spent the night. Last night whichever channel they were watching was explaining the latest Trump is a crooked businessman scandal and using words like everyday a new one etc. very contemptuous and not a horse race at all. Not what I was expecting. Also mentioned his fund raising problems. If that is widespread, he is done. Oh it quoted him asking why he wasn’t doing better…..couldn’t believe he had actually said that as admitting losing seems to go against his usual plan and then played a clip of him saying maybe the plane above was a Mexican attack plane. The guy is nuts and the media is showing it.
Elizabelle
I resemble that wolf today. TGIF!
Love that desultory little wolf. Not every howl is worth a response. Teh interwebs teaches us that.
otmar
Aw bugger.
The runoff election for Austria’s president has to be repeated.
There was too much (non malicious) bending of the rules when the absentee ballots were counted.
Oh the joy!
Brachiator
Now I’m wondering if Michael Gove sandbagged both David Cameron and Boris Johnson, using the Brexit vote as a convenient cover. From the UK Telegraph.
PaulWartenberg2016
@Elizabelle:
Well, for that wolf, it was a boring conversation anyway.
Anybody else doing Camp NaNo this July?
Kay
Interesting delegation of duties. Ivanka will “humanize” Trump while the idiot sons get to opine on national security.
Kay
@Brachiator:
It is interesting. The New York Times focused on this aspect:
I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to go from that to looking at Trump’s books to see if he actually wrote them, so I assume someone is taking those apart.
Trump also tells the same stories in speeches he told in the books, except the stories change. It’s a lot like the Ben Carson stories. Carson was a “brand” in inspirational books and on the speaking circuit before he was a candidate. No one questioned his stories until he ran for President.
Betty Cracker
I am lazy wolf! However, my dogs found the audio disturbing…
Brachiator
@Kay:
I would not expect Trump to have actually written all the books that bear his name; but I would at least expect a ghost writer to have interviewed him. But if the books contain lots of material lifted from other sources, then Trump is a habitual criminal.
hedgehog mobile
Radioactive cat is home. He had the treatment Monday. He’s due for a checkup at the end of July to see how well it worked. We have him in an unused room with a baby gate; he can’t get out but we can see him and give him (limited) scratches. Quarantine lasts two weeks.
JimL
So these two fellers was arguin about who had the laziest dawg. They even bet a dollar on it.
They went to the first feller’s house. They wasn’t nothin in the front yard ‘cept a nasty lookin pile of fur. “Where’s yer dawg?”, says the second feller. “That’s him layin in the yard”, said the first feller. “Watch this.” And he took a little piece of biscuit outta his pocket and put it down right in front of the dawg. Dawg didn’t even twitch.
“Hell, he’s dead, not lazy.”
“No, no, watch this.” and the first feller put the piece of biscuit in the dawg’s jaws and started workin ’em up and down. When he got the biscuit chewed up, he started strokin the dawg’s throat until the biscuit pieces went down. “Now, you can’t get no damn lazier that that”, says the first feller.
“Well, that’s pretty lazy. But it don’t beat my dawg. C’mon over to my house.”
Well, as they approached the second feller’s house, they heard this dawg jest a yowlin. Lordy, it was just a makin such a racket, cryin and howlin to beat the band.
Sure enough, there in the second feller’s front yard was this old blue-tick hound dawg, sittin there in the yard just makin that god-awful racket.
“Damn, he don’t look that lazy to me.”
“Well”, said the second feller, “he’s been sitting on that nail for two days.”
Miss Bianca
@PaulWartenberg2016: Ooh, I will if you will! I need a writing buddy to hold my feet to the fire!
Mnemosyne
@NR:
So even though Hillary wasn’t the one who dared to talk to an old friend and her husband in public, you’re still going to blame her for it because she should be controlling all of her husband’s actions like a good wife. Got it.
Mnemosyne
@PaulWartenberg2016:
@Miss Bianca:
I’m probably going to sign up later today. I know from past experience that my carpal tunnels can’t handle the word count, but I need to get back into the habit of everyday writing.
PaulWartenberg2016
@Miss Bianca: I’ve got a cabin, send a message to Witty in the cabin requests menu.
PaulWartenberg2016
@Mnemosyne: send me a message in the campnano site for Witty for an invite. good luck with the wrists and all. Have you looked at Dragon or other voice-command writing apps?
Miss Bianca
@Mnemosyne: @PaulWartenberg2016: Let me check it out and get back to y’all later today – I was seriously thinking about it and then LIFE and SERVER and shit and stuff and…
Aleta
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