Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my campaign manager and a very decent man, was just charged with assaulting a reporter. Look at tapes-nothing there!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski was charged with misdemeanor battery for assaulting a Breitbart reporter, an act that is strategically akin to a Fidel Castro aide clubbing a Granma stenographer with his cane. No one can figure out why all these violent people keep attaching themselves to Trump!