Still alive. Just a busy day.
I have been using the same Oral-B toothbrushes for the past two weeks. I like to replace my toothbrushes frequently, and when I do, I just buy a three pack or whatever is on sale, open them all at once, and then throw them all out at the same time and open 2-3 new ones a month later. It’s probably wasteful that way, but something about a clean new toothbrush just makes me happy.
At any rate, I’ve been using the same pack of toothbrushes for two weeks, and just thirty seconds ago I discovered that they are the battery powered kind that vibrate when you turn them on. I discovered this while I was brushing my teeth, mind you, and I must have just adjusted my grip differently and turned the damned thing on. At any rate, it FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT and I simultaneously screamed jumped spit the thing out and got toothpaste foam everywhere.
No injuries, so that was a plus.