Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

How do you get liars to care about the truth?

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

How does anyone do Gilligan’s Island as trump world and not cast Jared as Gilligan?

I’m only here for the duck photos.

Tick tock motherfuckers! Tick fucking tock!

I can’t take this shit today. I just can’t.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Good luck with your asparagus.

Wetsuit optional.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The revolution will be supervised.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Shelter in place is one thing. Shelter in pants is quite another.

Not all heroes wear capes.

This really is a full service blog.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

We still have time to mess this up!

We have all the best words.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

The math demands it!

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

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  3. 3.

    Suzanne

    Freakiest dildo ever. Thank you for killing any remaining sexual desire I may have experienced this evening.

  4. 4.

    Srv

    Evangelist Franklin Graham announced Tuesday he is leaving the Republican Party over the GOP-led spending bill passed last week, calling it “wasteful” and likening funding of Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camps.

    And people say socialcons don’t like Trump. Change is coming.

  8. 8.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Srv: Franklin Graham needs to find a fire to die in.

  11. 11.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @efgoldman:

    All he’s doing is setting up a fund-raising tour to fleece the rubes – again.

    Which is exactly why he needs to die in a fire.

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    @Srv:

    Evangelist Franklin Graham announced Tuesday he is leaving the Republican Party over the GOP-led spending bill passed last week, calling it “wasteful” and likening funding of Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camps.

    Great. I hope he encourages all his followers to refuse to vote in the upcoming election to prove to the Republicans how much he hates them.

    ETA: Besides, we all know Graham is just a cracker.

  14. 14.

    Prescott Cactus

    @efgoldman:

    It would be funnier if she just scowled at him, and he… umm… folded? backed off?

    Yes, much better. Running away, like a scared beauty queen runner-up.

    I’ll work on that. (not really, as my skill set isn’t close). Not sure if I even have a skill set anymore. . .

  17. 17.

    scav

    Franklin Graham is just dropping the last veil of the dance of the socialcons revealing their values, heart, soul and essence in all its glory. Very revealing choice of illustrated thread to post under by srv to rejoice in who they’re kissing up to.

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    xenos

    I am enjoying the “He’ll No!” response that Donald’s demand for an apology got from Hillary’s spokesman. She is showing more spine that his Republican opponents. She diminishes him, and the rest of the field, by playing it right back at him.

    It is like a typical Obama situation where you refuse to play the game and the GOP is stuck going around in circles, looking ridiculous, outmanoeuvred on a battlefield of their ow choosing.

  21. 21.

    Applejinx

    @xenos: Yeah. Bernie can beat Trump nicely, with a sort of ‘I hear where you’re coming from but we have to rebel against the Establishment in constructive ways’ thing.

    Hillary can stomp Trump in political-dynastic fashion, refuse to take his bullshit, antagonize him, and humiliate him, leaving him and all his supporters in a seething, impotent, heavily armed rage. Since she can tack and is tacking to the left of Sanders on gun control, she can then take steps to try and take their guns, as promised.

    I have to admit I’d enjoy that spectacle. I’m actively working for the topmost option and to not ever have to take part in the real football-rivalry style stomping—I’d rather suggest all the old answers got swept away and it was time to start work on rebuilding—but the spectacle of Hillary stomping Trump would be good for a lot of schadenfreude. My sympathies would not be with Trump, put it that way. I just think there’d be an ugly backlash, and then ISIS wouldn’t be remotely the biggest terrorist challenge we were stuck with.

  22. 22.

    Zinsky

    Way too large, Cole, way too large! As I have posted before, I bet the Donald is hung like a hamster. That would explain a lot of his bravado and acting out…

  23. 23.

    Schlemazel

    You, sir, shall be hearing from my dicks lawyers! This insult to dicks everywhere shall not stand!

    For my own part I am sympathetic, not just to my penis’ feelings but to those of penises (penae?) everywhere . . . and the color is all wrong, it should be orange, not shocking pink!

  24. 24.

    Schlemazel

    You, sir, shall be hearing from my dicks lawyers! This insult to dicks everywhere shall not stand!

    For my own part I am sympathetic, not just to my penis’ feelings but to those of penises (penae?) everywhere . . . and the color is all wrong, it should be orange, not shocking pink!

  32. 32.

    Elie

    What a hoot! I agree with others that the color is wrong and its way way too large…

    Hillary just has to laugh and laugh at him…. he will be incredulous and seething but his followers will have to see his real powerlessness — that all that orange face and sputtering rage are about weakness, flaccidity — not power. He can’t give them anything. He has nothing to give.

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