Open Thread

I just feel the need to share this:

schlongster






33 replies
  1. 1
    Tim C. says:

    Great…. now I have tea on my monitor.

  2. 2
    benw says:

    Great, Cole! Don’t get cocky!

  3. 3
    Suzanne says:

    Freakiest dildo ever. Thank you for killing any remaining sexual desire I may have experienced this evening.

  4. 4
    Srv says:

    Evangelist Franklin Graham announced Tuesday he is leaving the Republican Party over the GOP-led spending bill passed last week, calling it “wasteful” and likening funding of Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camps.

    And people say socialcons don’t like Trump. Change is coming.

  5. 5
    NotMax says:

    Next time, lie down until the feeling goes away.

    Okay?     ;)

  6. 6
    Hawes says:

    And yet somehow less frightening and disgusting than the actual person.

  7. 7
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    I’m sure The Dick, er, The Donald, is not amused.

    Fuck him and his racist fan club.

  8. 8
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @Srv: Franklin Graham needs to find a fire to die in.

  9. 9
    chopper says:

    he’s a schlong all right.

  10. 10
    Felonius Monk says:

    The Donald is The Nutz.

  11. 11
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @efgoldman:

    All he’s doing is setting up a fund-raising tour to fleece the rubes – again.

    Which is exactly why he needs to die in a fire.

  12. 12
    Prescott Cactus says:

    If you watch to the very end he gets stepped on by Hillary.

  13. 13
    Roger Moore says:

    @Srv:

    Evangelist Franklin Graham announced Tuesday he is leaving the Republican Party over the GOP-led spending bill passed last week, calling it “wasteful” and likening funding of Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camps.

    Great. I hope he encourages all his followers to refuse to vote in the upcoming election to prove to the Republicans how much he hates them.

    ETA: Besides, we all know Graham is just a cracker.

  14. 14
    Prescott Cactus says:

    @efgoldman:

    It would be funnier if she just scowled at him, and he… umm… folded? backed off?

    Yes, much better. Running away, like a scared beauty queen runner-up.

    I’ll work on that. (not really, as my skill set isn’t close). Not sure if I even have a skill set anymore. . .

  15. 15
    east is east says:

    This is not ok to share.

  16. 16
    Ramalama says:

    This makes me inexplicably happy.

  17. 17
    scav says:

    Franklin Graham is just dropping the last veil of the dance of the socialcons revealing their values, heart, soul and essence in all its glory. Very revealing choice of illustrated thread to post under by srv to rejoice in who they’re kissing up to.

  18. 18
    hilts says:

    Power to the penis, power to the penis right now.

  19. 19
    Rashi says:

    That’s hard on the eyes.

  20. 20
    xenos says:

    I am enjoying the “He’ll No!” response that Donald’s demand for an apology got from Hillary’s spokesman. She is showing more spine that his Republican opponents. She diminishes him, and the rest of the field, by playing it right back at him.

    It is like a typical Obama situation where you refuse to play the game and the GOP is stuck going around in circles, looking ridiculous, outmanoeuvred on a battlefield of their ow choosing.

  21. 21
    Applejinx says:

    @xenos: Yeah. Bernie can beat Trump nicely, with a sort of ‘I hear where you’re coming from but we have to rebel against the Establishment in constructive ways’ thing.

    Hillary can stomp Trump in political-dynastic fashion, refuse to take his bullshit, antagonize him, and humiliate him, leaving him and all his supporters in a seething, impotent, heavily armed rage. Since she can tack and is tacking to the left of Sanders on gun control, she can then take steps to try and take their guns, as promised.

    I have to admit I’d enjoy that spectacle. I’m actively working for the topmost option and to not ever have to take part in the real football-rivalry style stomping—I’d rather suggest all the old answers got swept away and it was time to start work on rebuilding—but the spectacle of Hillary stomping Trump would be good for a lot of schadenfreude. My sympathies would not be with Trump, put it that way. I just think there’d be an ugly backlash, and then ISIS wouldn’t be remotely the biggest terrorist challenge we were stuck with.

  22. 22
    Zinsky says:

    Way too large, Cole, way too large! As I have posted before, I bet the Donald is hung like a hamster. That would explain a lot of his bravado and acting out…

  23. 23
    Schlemazel says:

    You, sir, shall be hearing from my dicks lawyers! This insult to dicks everywhere shall not stand!

    For my own part I am sympathetic, not just to my penis’ feelings but to those of penises (penae?) everywhere . . . and the color is all wrong, it should be orange, not shocking pink!

  24. 24
    Schlemazel says:

    You, sir, shall be hearing from my dicks lawyers! This insult to dicks everywhere shall not stand!

    For my own part I am sympathetic, not just to my penis’ feelings but to those of penises (penae?) everywhere . . . and the color is all wrong, it should be orange, not shocking pink!

  25. 25
    Paul in KY says:

    I think the avatar is too ‘tall’

  26. 26
    Shell says:

    All in all, I think I prefer Betty Crackers baby emu with the skinny arms.

  27. 27
    g says:

    It should be orange.

  28. 28
    stinger says:

    @efgoldman:

    It would be funnier if she just scowled at him, and he… umm… folded? backed off?

    Deflated.

  29. 29
    Prescott Cactus says:

    @efgoldman:

    “Running away” isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

    Wood Chipper?

  30. 30
    father pussbucket says:

    Who knows what it is to be running? Only he who is running knows.

  31. 31
    father pussbucket says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat pair of shorts.

  32. 32
    Elie says:

    What a hoot! I agree with others that the color is wrong and its way way too large…

    Hillary just has to laugh and laugh at him…. he will be incredulous and seething but his followers will have to see his real powerlessness — that all that orange face and sputtering rage are about weakness, flaccidity — not power. He can’t give them anything. He has nothing to give.

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    smedley the uncertain says:

    @father pussbucket: PDQ Lives!!

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