— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 27, 2015
PRESIDENT TRUMP: I paint a fake tunnel entrance on a rock wall. Very classy. Very nice. Then I get ISIS to chase me, and they hit the wall.
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) May 28, 2015
… Can still provide joke fodder for the rest of us. Also too, this year’s Sarah “There Is Medical Proof I Have A Uterus, What More Could You Ask?” Palin VP candidate, per the NYTimes:
Carly Fiorina spends a lot of her time as a Republican presidential candidate attacking Hillary Rodham Clinton, the leading Democratic candidate, and has earned considerable news coverage for it. On Wednesday, with Mrs. Clinton set to give a speech at a South Carolina hotel, Ms. Fiorina arranged a news conference outside – for little reason, it seemed, other than to taunt her…
But Ms. Fiorina quickly grew discomfited when the questions seemed to treat her more as a heckler pulling a stunt than as a formidable candidate making an otherwise significant campaign stop.
One reporter asked if Ms. Fiorina was being used by the men in the Republican field to harass Mrs. Clinton.
Ms. Fiorina insisted she had planned her trip here “many, many weeks ago, so perhaps she’s following me.” She said she had lots more to offer than merely Clinton-bashing: “Anyone who has sat through these avails over many months knows that I will take any question on any subject, and the vast majority of my speeches in front of anyone are about a host of issues.”
About 20 reporters and photographers circled her near a side entrance to the Marriott, leaning in to hear Ms. Fiorina, the former Hewlett-Packard chief executive who spoke softly, at times barely audible.
One reporter asked if she was here because of Mrs. Clinton.
“I planned to be here weeks and weeks ago!” she said. “I have a luncheon to go to, with the G.O.P. here.”
At this hotel?
“This trip has been on my itinerary for a very long time,” she said…
“Thanks, you guys — I have a lunch to go to,” she said, carefully stepping across the cables stretching to the satellite trucks that had arrived to record Mrs. Clinton’s appearance inside the hotel.
And while we’re discussing Very Important Serious Businesspeople who are Going Nowhere in Politics…
FIFA needs a leader who can put this mess behind them. Smart. Respected. Business-savvy. Tan? FIFA needs a turnaround. Mitt.
— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) May 27, 2015