So this guy comes home to find an owl in his apartment, and he attempts to transport it out the open window via a Swiffer:
I love the owl’s malevolent death glare at its savior and the guy’s panicky entreaties: OH PLEASE DON’T FLY.
Went for a lovely hike this morning. The trail was a bit swampy in spots, but the weather was perfect. I saw several wild turkeys, one of which gobbled at me, so I gobbled right back at him.
Now I can wallow on the sofa with a clear conscience. What are you up to?