Wasn’t the best year, wasn’t the worst year, and I had only one injury related hospital visit (and it didn’t require surgery!), so it wasn’t too bad, I guess.
This year, I said I was going to quit drinking, and I did. So for next year, I am going to lose weight and to stop being such an asshole all the time (thinking of a particular tweet in really poor taste last night). Let’s make it two and up my game.
Thanks for everything, some of you people are swell. The rest of you, well.
I’m gonna go eat ginger snaps w/ milk, watch some Homicide Hunter with Joe Kenda or maybe that new Denzel movie on PPV, and pet the piglets. Shawn is out on the town with his new hotness that he is pursuing, so it’s just me and the animals.
Enjoy your hangover tomorrow, kids! And don’t forget to eat pork and sauerkraut for good luck. I already have mine ready to go in the slow cooker tomorrow at 6 am when Steve wakes me up for his breakfast.