Hat tip to Citizen Commissar commentor Morzer for the TPM link:
But it was Taylor’s colorful shirt adorned with images of scantily clad women, not his tattoo, that ended up drawing the most attention — and not in a positive way…
Turns out a friend made Taylor that shirt, little knowing that he would fail the “time & place” test..
— Elly PriZeMaN (@ellypriZeMaN) November 13, 2014
But, seriously, there’s a ton of astronomical & astronaut-themed prints that won’t get you in trouble, including spacefields with metallic accents or glow-in-the-dark stars (note the little girl astronauts in the retro print):
… and that’s just the big commercial retailers; if you want something really arcane, check out Spoonflower, where you can even design & print your own (trading cards! space otter!) yardage: