Woke up to a beautiful morning and my favorite kind of weather- btw, I love the fact that I can go to bed at 1 and wake up at 6:30 and be completely refreshed. I need so much less sleep these days but feel so much more refreshed when I wake up. At any rate, 50 degrees, blue skies, crisp clean air- reminds me of doing PT in the early morning hours in Germany. Some of you sent me some nice emails telling me to try to be positive and it will be a self-fulfilling act. So I got the dogs and started on a five mile walk.
Halfway through the walk, at the farthest point away from my house on the route I had planned, a bird flew over head and unleashed a stream of bird shit on my right ear, cheek, neck, and shoulder.
In my attempts to remain positive, I have gone from being metaphorically shit on by the world to actually being shit on by the world.
I’m going to go cut the grass. I hope I don’t lose a foot.