The fucking Rays just traded my favorite player, pitching ace David Price, to the Tigers for a mediocre-ass 2nd baseman and the
bottom of the bullpen barrel not-half-bad pitcher who is no David Price.* What the fucking fuck? Baseball is dead to me. Those fuckers!
*ETA: Looked into Mr. Smyly’s record a bit more closely and found he’s a better player than I originally thought. Not hard to look at either, so there’s that. But damn, I’m gonna miss Price. I still say it’s an awful trade. We got more for Shields and Garza, who weren’t anywhere near as good as Price.