So I jumped on the smart scale for the first time since I changed my diet about six weeks ago when Shawn moved in and we had to worry bout diabtes, cutting out all sugar, HFC, and processed foods, and apparently I lost 18 lbs. Two quick points:
1.) I doubt the name smart scale. If it was really smart, every time I got near it to step on it it would run and scream and dial 911.
2.) 18 pounds sounds like a lot for you little people, but when you are built like Hodor or the Hound and have rocked a Casey Hampton jersey for 8 years because it was “slimming,” it’s barely noticeable. I do feel better, though.
That is all. Fat person is still fat, but less so, for the TL:DR crowd.