Don’t ever change:
A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald’s Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.
Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.
Betty, why are you seemingly the only sane person in the state?