Jezebel

Right here:

jezebel

Not only slutting herself in the most indelicate manner possible (Dignity and modesty? WTF IS THAT?), but she is doing it right in front of me (I used to be her main man), AND he is wearing full Ravens regalia.

Slut.

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85 replies
  1. 1
    RobertDSC-Power Mac G5 Dual says:

    LOL.

  2. 2
    the Conster says:

    LOL

  3. 3
    raven says:

    Site is acting up.

  4. 4
    Betty Cracker says:

    Strumpet! Hoyden! Floozy!

  5. 5
    Comrade Mary says:

    I found out today that some cats, if you force them onto their back and start rubbing their belly without explicit consent, actually love it to pieces and beg for more, their former skittishness abandoned.

    It was my oldest brother who proved this. I am ashamed to admit that I followed his example. My entire worldview is shattered and I will never work at Brown.

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    MomSense says:

    @raven:

    ooooh, good song!

    She may be slutty but she is also a very cute puppy.

  8. 8
    raven says:

    @MomSense:

    Jezebel, Jezebel
    Won’t try to deny where she came from
    You can see it in her pride
    And the raven in her eyes
    Try show her a better way

  9. 9
    cbear says:

    Just saw that you scored the new Subaru, Cole–best of luck with it.
    Good work!

  10. 10
    TaMara (BHF) says:

    @Comrade Mary: In my house we always say, if you want at squishy cat, you have to squish the cat. It never fails. They might object at first, but they give into the love and contact and then ask for it. Same principle for the belly rubs, I reckon.

  11. 11
    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q) says:

    Cole, do we really have to read front page slut shaming? Lily’s just enjoying the expanded pack at her place.

  12. 12
    raven says:

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Just be glad it’s not another picture of a cat.

  13. 13
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    John, it’s not like he’s wearing Browns or Eagles regalia, now is it?

  14. 14
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @Betty Cracker: Floofy. It’s floofy.

    Or Floozie. OK, with a y is fine.

  15. 15
    geg6 says:

    Tramp! Floozy!

    I love Lily.

  16. 16
    Elizabelle says:

    Where’s Rosie?

  17. 17
    raven says:

    @Elizabelle: asleeping

  18. 18
    MomSense says:

    @raven:

    I had a beat up car in college and that Sade casette was stuck in the casette player so I had to listen to only that for a whole summer until I earned enough money to replace the stereo.

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    Jebediah, RBG says:

    Awesome picture. Anybody who gets that reaction and look from a dog must be an OK guy.

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    NotMax says:

    Try as I might, cannot recall the scene with Bette Davis getting her tummy rubbed in Jezebel.

    /being silly

  21. 21
    raven says:

    @MomSense: Heck yes! I have a dvd of a live show and it is killer.

  22. 22
    raven says:

    @NotMax: You remember the 7 up’s? Just watched it again.

  23. 23
    aleta says:

    GREAT picture

  24. 24
    Steeplejack says:

    @Cole:

    Ravens paraphernalia?! You guys really are the odd couple.

  25. 25
    Keith G says:

    Blissed out puppeh.

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    NotMax says:

    @raven

    Yup, saw it back when. All I readily recall is that it is one of those films about which no one is ambivalent.

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    Steeplejack says:

    @Betty Cracker:

    I thought hoydens were okay. (Too lazy to check dictionary.)

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    Pogonip says:

    @Villago Delenda Est: A floofy floozy!

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    SiubhanDuinne says:

    @Betty Cracker:

    Minx! Hoor! Saucy jade!

  30. 30
    Pogonip says:

    First time anyone has seen that dog awake since Christmas.

  31. 31
    NotMax says:

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Hussy of easy virtue.

    Trollop of tease.

  32. 32
    NotMax says:

    Pogonip

    A floofy floozy!

    They had to change the ‘zy’ to ‘gie’ in order to get the record played on radio, but what the heck, it’s a musical tie-in. (#1 hit of 1938, BTW.)

  33. 33

    She’s staring into his soul.

  34. 34
    Amir Khalid says:

    @NotMax:
    I remember Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City explaining the slang terms in the song to a younger person.

  35. 35
    Amir Khalid says:

    No jury on Earth would ever convict this guy.

  36. 36
    Amir Khalid says:

    Also, Darth Vader’s candidacy for president of Ukraine has been rejected by election officials.

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    reality-based says:

    @Amir Khalid:
    oh, I loved that movie – haven’t thought of it in years – Susan Sarandon in her prime, doing interesting things with lemons. And I’m a straight woman!

    (I think it’s the longing on Burt Lancaster’s face that I find so erotic. )

    a John Guare script, too.

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    muddy says:

    @Steeplejack: My grandmother was held to be a hoyden from driving the carriage too fast in the streets of Philadelphia without a hat on. Without a hat!

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    MomSense says:

    @raven:

    Wow, I would love to see her live!

  40. 40

    I’d like to have one of those. We had to say goodbye to our dog on Wednesday. We go to my mother’s house in the country to bury him tomorrow…

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    muddy says:

    That is quite a pose, Lily. Could your legs be any further apart?

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @muddy: Without a hat, you say? Shocking, I say.

  43. 43
    Emma says:

    @Amir Khalid: the heck? Is that a Candid Camera skit or did the cops lose their minds?

    Lily: demirep. straw damsel. Grand horizontale.

  44. 44
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Emma: Courtisane de haute marque

  45. 45
    p.a. says:

    You’re old news pops. There’s a new guy in town who has actual hands to scritch me with, not the mangled sausage links you call fingers. We had some good times tho’…

  46. 46
    JenJen says:

    I come to this blog for good-hearted chatter and best-intentions dumbassery, but the Ravens fanboy assault is just a bridge too far. I’m sure he is otherwise a very nice person.

  47. 47
    jenn says:

    Ok, the past several threads have made me snort with laughter – and given the impressive shittiness of my week: THANK YOU!

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I’m sorry to hear about your pup, though. Best wishes.

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    Little Boots says:

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    look at you, classing up the joint.

  49. 49
    eemom says:

    I have a little football story: my son and his friend saw Kirk Cousins at our town’s turf field today, evidently just throwing a football around in a low-key manner. They said he was very nice.

    Kirk Cousins is RG III’s understudy, or something, on the Washington Redskins.

    Football shit, I knowz it.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @eemom:

    Kirk Cousins is RG III’s understudy, or something, on the Washington Redskins.

    Back-up, not understudy.

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    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @Amir Khalid: OK, let me guess, the arresting officers were on the Florida-Pakistan Police exchange program. Or the prosecutors were on the Florida-Pakistan prosecution exchange program. Somehow Florida is involved with this, I’m sure.

  52. 52
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @Omnes Omnibus: Fille de Joie

  53. 53
    Mnemosyne says:

    @Amir Khalid:

    I’m assuming they got the name wrong and the father was like, Really? Are you sure? Okay, I’ll bring him in, but …

  54. 54
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Villago Delenda Est: Putain. Salope.

    ETA: And for variety: dirne, straßenmädchen

  55. 55
    John Cole says:

    @JenJen: If I, someone who bleeds Black and Gold, can tolerate not only a Ravens jersey and hat, but the fact that he has a Ravens blanket and Ravens regalia, in my fucking house, you can handle it on a blog.

  56. 56
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @John Cole: I actually have had Bears fans in my place on occasion; it hurts a bit but one soldiers on.

  57. 57
    Amir Khalid says:

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    We mustn’t forget Schlampe.

  58. 58
    Little Boots says:

    sleepy, sleepy place.

  59. 59
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Amir Khalid: No, we mustn’t. Târfă also works, but closer to the Black Sea.

  60. 60
    Amir Khalid says:

    @Mnemosyne:
    I’m guessing that when Assistant Superintendent Genius took the arrested men’s particulars, he wrote down everyone’s names but forgot to note their ages.

  61. 61
    Little Boots says:

    what is with this dying thread.

    more dog.

    more ravens.

    more something.

  62. 62
    Amir Khalid says:

    @Little Boots:
    It’s not really late over there yet. In the meantime, you could always post a link to a song.

  63. 63
    Little Boots says:

    @Amir Khalid:

    I just might,

    but you first.

  64. 64
    Little Boots says:

    @Amir Khalid:

    and this is out of the blue, but,

    do you read Ta-nahisi Coates?

  65. 65
    Amir Khalid says:

    @Little Boots:
    Sometimes.

  66. 66
    Little Boots says:

    @Amir Khalid:

    he’s been on fire lately. it’s actually kind of amazing.

  67. 67
    Little Boots says:

    on the other hand, what thread can’t use tina:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwaxT7zL7kA&feature=kp

  68. 68
    Mnemosyne says:

    CicLAvia is this weekend, and I’m in the middle of a horrible allergy attack — with allergens in the red level the whole weekend. Fuck.

  69. 69
    IdahoFlaneuse says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): So sorry for your loss. May the memories bring you comfort.

  70. 70
    Wally Ballou says:

    @muddy: Lily “bury me in a Y-shaped coffin” Cole.

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    Little Boots says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    for the longest time, I didn’t want a dog, couldn’t relate. but now that I have two, I can’t imagine what it would be like for them not to be in my life.

    sorry, hope you’re okay.

  72. 72
    Little Boots says:

    okay, politeness aside, it is friday night, fuckers, what the fuck is with this bullshit?

  73. 73
    JGabriel says:

    Lilly, that immodest, that shameless, that round-heeled … ladydog! How could she!?

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    angelfoot says:

    @Betty Cracker: Soiled dove!

  76. 76
    Little Boots says:

    I wonder if anyone comes here, or anywhere, to be challenged in any way, or is it just to feel at home.

    either way makes sense, but I wonder if anyone even thinks about it anymore.

  77. 77
    Violet says:

    Lily is such a little tart!

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Little Boots:

    I wonder if anyone comes here, or anywhere, to be challenged in any way, or is it just to feel at home.

    A little from column A, a little from column B.

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    Steeplejack says:

    @Little Boots, @Omnes Omnibus:

    I am afraid of the rest of the Internet.

  80. 80
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Steeplejack: That makes a lot of sense.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @divF: Old school. Nice.

  83. 83
    John PM says:

    I want to like this a million times. My Shih Tzu puppy does the same thing. She is a total slut for a belly rub.

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    skyweaver says:

    I really like that pic. Just like any dog who adores a human, their entire body easily displays complete vulnerability. Look at that look in Lily’s eyes – so very great.

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    Jebediah, RBG says:

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    So sorry…. it sucks to lose them, even though we know its coming. I try to make myself feel better by focusing on the good life I tried to give them. I’m sure you gave your buddy an awesome one.

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