Sure, let’s approve Keystone:
Clean-up operations began on Tuesday after a major oil pipeline owned by Sunoco Logistics Partners LP leaked hundreds of barrels of crude oil into a nature preserve next to the Great Miami River in southwest Ohio.
Crews vacuumed oil that had leaked from the Mid-Valley pipeline into a wetland area of the Oak Glen Nature Preserve, 20 miles (32 km) north of Cincinnati, according to local officials.
The 240-barrel (10,000-gallons/38,000-liter) spill has been contained, Sunoco said in a statement.
It’s like we are moving backwards. We just cleaned up the burning river in the Mistake by the Lake, Pittsburgh’s air is now breathable, and our Galtian geniuses are now coming up with new and exciting ways to poison us all.
I am sure the free market will take care of all of this and we will be able to purchase individual water filtration systems once all our springs and city water are toxic.
Fuck you Republicans and Glibertarians.